>2017
>people still hyped for old and busted sidescroller format games like Kirby and Metroid
Fucking really? Put off your nostalgia glasses, it's not 90s anymore.
SEETHING
Yeah, vome play on PS4 where we have EPIC games like Spiderman and The Last of Us! Cinematic!
#4ThePayers
>>380394921
Think that's bad? Imagine growing up in the 80's (late 80's were when things were finally good) and having to swim through oceans of side scrolling garbage.
Metroidvania games still irritate the hell out of me.
why is this game so much fun?
>punishing one trick ponys
>winning with your last punch
>playerbase already improving, less and less grad spammer
It is surprisingly really fun. I bought it after messing around with one of the testfires for a bit to pass the time till Splatoon 2.
I hoenstly really really really want ARMS characters to show up in other Nintendo games now like Mario Kart. I want to race with Helix and MinMin.
Odyssey, BotW, Splatoon 2, and ARMS are going to validate my Switch purchase at this point before it's even a year old. Buying a OneX also this is looking to be a fantastic year for me.
>>380975450
nice to see someone actually having fun with vidya on this site
getting Spla2oon and Odyssey too and Xenoblade2
>>380975074
I'm having a good time so far, though I refuse to play online too much before I beat Hedlok
Would rather have a Galaxy 3 desu
>>380394492
Lies
>>380394492
It looks like dreamcast sonic. They jumped the shark finally. It will be the first mario to flop imo.
>>380395196
You must be a sad, deluded faggot if you think any major mario game will flop.
haha
haha I wonder what his gurgling belly sounds like haha
>>380394202
This game was great and had a great soundtrack
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpPa46VOyPw
What does the N stand for
What games let me play as a younger guy with a loyal female companion who fights alongside me? I'm in the mood for straightforward Power of Friendship shit.
Monster Girl Quest
>>380394098
Blood Will Tell
>>380394098
Tales of Symphonia, dawn of the new world
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SAID VR WAS A MEME?!?!?
>>380393971
it is
>>380393971
How does this picture prove otherwise?
>Resident Evil 7
>Skyrim
>Fallout 4
>Ace Combat 7
Eh, VR has/will have more games than Switch and XBOne combined.
Games that feel like fucking magic for some reason and make you feel good
>>380393930
>Mario Kart Wii will never have wi-fi matches again
Feels really bad.
what games let you (and have explicit features for) suicide?
Something like putting your gun to your temple, swallowing a poison pill, strapping yourself with a bomb and detonating it. Hanging yourself...you know, all the classics.
GTA V does in multiplayer
>>380393613
MGS3
Crusader Kings 2
Do you think they will keep whoring Kat out in the future?
I hope so.
My dick can only hope
>>380975032
Sex DLC when?
So now that Metroid is back, when do we get an anime?
>>380393370
Video game anime is almost exclusively shit, so hopefully never.
>>380393532
>Video game anime is almost exclusively shit
But it isF U N
>>380393370
Getting tired of games being announced way too early. It's rare when a game gets announced the same year it comes out, unless its a yearly franchise like COD. Why don't they wait before blowing their load?
>>380392942
It could be january '18 which is only six months away
or it could be christmas '18 in which case you're absolutely right
I remember when pixar first teased cars in like 2004 and by the time it came out I had completely disassociated it with the original trailer
>>380392942
>Why don't they wait before blowing their load?
Cause pre orders are important as all fuck to suits. So taken that into account its no wonder shit is teased year/years in advanced for the simple sake of that sweet sweet preorder dosh
Building up hype, also people couldn't stop asking for more info about it.
where will it all end for randy-bo-bandy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66UtgvOJiIw
>>380392880
These are the kind of autistic retards that troll him all day. Figures.
>>380393162
t. Randy-bo-Bandy
>>380392880
I know this gets posted in every thread but good lord what IS wrong with that sink?? The floor I could kinda visualize because they both probably have a piss fetish but that is one dank-ass sink.
>want to play game
>end up masturbating furiously
>want to play game
>end up masturbating gently
>want to play game
>it's shit
>>380395089
>Want to make good post
>Shitpost
Post the best dads of /v/ for Father's Day.
>>380974754
Is today fathers day?
>>380974978
Yes
My father died this year.
What did Ubisoft mean by this?
>>380392660
>saving a phone poster image
Just fucking kill yourself