>Akechi, can I talk to you?
>Naturally, Sae-san. Provided it's done so over sushi, of course.
>Enough clowning, Akechi, I'm not in the mood. It's...it's just my sister, you see. I'm at my wit's end with her and her nonsense.
>Ah, her. What seems to be the issue?
>Ugh, what isn't the issue?! Every single day with her is an absolute drain on my patience. Just yesterday, she started pitching a screaming fit out of nowhere! What about? That a character in one of her damn video games has blue arms now. She shrieked and bitched all night long begging me to march down to the developer's HQ and bring them to court.
>Wow.
>What am I supposed to say to this nonsense? And if it's not that, it's something equally asinine. It's bad enough that I have all these expectations to live up to around here, but I also have to put up with my retarded sister when I'm at home - oh! I'm...I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that...
>It's all right, Sae-san. You really are under a lot of pressure. Being only a high school student, I can't entirely empathize with you, though. I'm sorry...
>It's...it's fine, Akechi. I'm just...at my wits end here, and I needed to vent. Thank you.
>Hmm...you know...
>What are you thinking?
>It's just...if I were a less scrupulous person, I might ask someone like the Phantom Thieves to eliminate such a distraction. They are rumored to be behind the mental shutdowns and all...
>!
>Did...did I say something out of line? My apologies, Sae-san. As a detective, I deal in hypotheticals quite a bit, and sometimes voice them when it's somewhat inappropriate.
>No, you're fine, Akechi. It's all right. Why don't we go for some sushi after all? I think I could use the time to unwind.
>Ah! Really? Excellent...
>>380739470
Sae's gonna love when Makoto starts attacking game stores, demanding they refuse to sell blue arm games.
>>380739470
Akechi is more autistic than Makoto.
>>380739893
DON'T
i start
uncharted
even as a sony fan, the series is fucking dead in terms of creativity /actual gameplay
its so fucking bad, and its praised for cutscenes alone
I've never heard a single word of praise for redux. Ever. Even the fucking devs shit on it on the regular.
>>380739449
i absolutely second that.
>NO! THAT'S TOO LOW!
YOU PAY
THIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>play as best character for first 30 minutes
>get cucked by fox
why couldn't she have her own game?
OK I'LL SELL IT TO YOU
What is the St. Anger of videogames?
Mighty No. 9
I liked St Anger
Serious thread.
Why does the story feel so contrived?
Every single plot advancement just falls into place like a deus ex machina.
>School MC goes to just so happens to have a serious sexual predator
>Madarame's student stalks Ann out of nowhere in a subway with millions of people
>Get into account with a top mafia boss (kaneshiro) just by talking to people in shibuya
>one of the world's top hackers (futaba), who you just so happen to need, is the daughter of the coffee shop owner who took you in, she also lives across the street.
>The daughter of one of Japan's biggest and most corrupt corporate CEOs is just a year above you in your irrelevant school in bumfuck
>the sister of the woman investigating you in the phantom thieves case also goes to your school and becomes part of your team
>akechi meets you randomly in a TV station, he's also investigating the phantom thieves despite being a fucking little teen shit
>people keep meeting you in the subway, despite the fact that tokyo metro has 10 million people riding it daily.
Is there any explanation for all these ridiculous coincidences or is it just any case of "magic, dont go to explain shit".
Oh and if a character says "unforgivable" one more time, I'm breaking the disk in half.
>>380738483
There is literally an evil god maneuvering you through the game to win a rigged bet.
>>380738483
it's japan. they're all pedophiles.
The point they're trying to make is that basically everyone is a fucking idiot in some way,. You aren't chancing upon the two people in Japan that are corrupt, you're discovering that everyone around you has fatal flaws. If the Phantom Thieves weren't awakened, a few of them would probably have their own Palaces.
Thoughts? Will it redeem him or make him even more of a vidya laughing stock?
>>380738414
they're just capitalizing off of the meme.
it'll be shit/mediocre at best.
You can't redeem Woolie
It's probably going to be an average platformer at best.
The writing seems to have improved, though. That line from the trailer actually made me crack a smile.
Pirating it atm. What am I in for?
A boring as shit game unless you play with a group of friends
Enhanced with mods
>>380738265
The most amount of fun you can possibly have while playing an app
>>380738370
Why are people posting this old as fuck meme again?
Is there an "objectively best" game in the vidya medium? If so, what is it?
No.
>>379470714
>objectively
You forgot to list all the criteria you tacitly assume when saying "objectively"
>>379470714
Bloodborne
I can't get this idea out of my head:
>All those references to past games in form of suits, enemies and locations.
>Bring back Pauline from Mario's first game
>The ending will probably involve Bowser's wedding with Peach, Mario storming into it while wearing the white suit and something happening between him and Peach.
Does anyone else get a real "This is the end" felling from this game? I know: it's Mario, the series will never end. But what if Miyamoto announces his retirement after the release of this game, and this is his final goodbye to fans and followers?
what game is mexican mario from?
>>380737837
nintendo just loves pandering to old fans
>>380738073
Qix version for the Game Boy. Even if it was a game by Taito, it was developed by Nintendo for that console.
Fun fact: if you played the multiplayer game, Player 1 would be Mario and Player 2 would be Luigi.
Lets politely and kindly discuss the new avatar system for the Xbox One and Windows 10. What do you want to do with it?
>>380737778
put her in a bikini.
>dyke hair
I want to fuck that avatar
Let's have a friendly Playstation thread. What was your favorite playstation exclusive released so far?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13205154
http://www.strawpoll.me/13205154
http://www.strawpoll.me/13205154
Can you recommend me a game? Last new game I bought was The Last Guardian. I dint like most of my PS4 games very much to be honest.
>>380737580
You forgot Atelier Firis.
>>380737685
Please do that elsewhere.
What Metroid games have you been playing/replaying in honor of the recent news?
Metroid 1, game is hard as tits, I'm probably gonna give up and play Zero Mission instead.
I've also got AM2R ready to go.
>>380737462
None just yet, but I've thought about doing a series marathon from start to end.
>>380737568
Keep at it, it's one of the best games from my childhood. Just get use to how floaty Samus is and realize that most of the time that fighting in the early game isn't worth it. Use missiles a lot for tough enemies if they are bothering you, filling up from enemies that fly out of tubes is 100% needed.
Learn how to bomb jump so you can get the Varia suit as well, bosses like Kraid do a ton of damage.
Just finished replaying RoS, got everything except for one missile tank in area 2 I always forget
Final time was 1:28
why is the new Quake copying Ov*erwatch?
because YOU'RE GAY you GAY FAGGOT, yeah you're just THAT gay you gay
>>380737512
ahoy rebbit
>>380737689
WAAH WAAAH MUH REDDIT :^)))))))))))))))
>defeat boss
>female
>loot body
>pregancy test
>>380737079
I don't get it.
Why should we care?
>kill enemy that looks like your dad
>it was your mum[spoiler.]
>>380737079
tell me 17 games and 3 flashgames on newgrounds that do this
When are we getting a Zoo Tycoon 4?
>4?
>There was a third one
Yep, Xbox 360 and Xbox One exclusive with kinect mini-games.
>Orca 672 is not happy
>Not playing the best theme park simulator
>>380737014
I'd love to see it, but I don't have that much faith in Microsoft. I'm about to torrent+replay it, does it hold up well? It and RCT2 were my favorite games as a kid.