I have not touched a video game since 2009.
Are one of these still worth getting in the year 2017?
Please hold my hand and tell me everything I need to know.
>>381069334
>look at list of games available for the platform
>see if these are available on a different platform that you might prefer to play them on
if they aren't, or you don't have another platform (capable of playing them), and if you want them, then yes, it's worth buying
>>381069334
>holding hands
filthy degenerate
>tfw got friends
>started going to the gym
>improving my life everyday
>tfw don't like vidya anymore
How do I get my passion for gaming back?
>>381068926
Play games with your friends?
>>381068994
My friends hate games. They saw my Wii u and thought I was living with a younger sibling.
>>381069070
Play on PC/other consoles or get friends interested in the same things as you?
Find a better video game villain.
>>381068697
Pretty much anyone. One of the most overrated villains in games.
Dagoth Ur wanted his homeland free from colonists and cast down false gods
ITT
People think deep = good and nondeep = bad
Jon is a great villain
>We've got to be mindful of our responsibility to our install base
>it's all ages but it's also very young
>We have a contract with the people who go online with us, that we look after them and they are within the PlayStation curated universe
Why is Sony copying Nintendo when it comes to online? Can we round up the internet mob and get the hate meme on this guy going? There's 0 ZERO reason why PS4 doesn't have crossplay with every console, Sony is actively holding gaming back trying to protect the kiddies from the other big bad consoles
Why is this guy always giving us the passive aggressive lines
is he sony's scapegoat?
>every console can crossplay Rocket league except the PS4
Sony just making themselves irrelevant, kids love Rocket League and they won't waste their time with the crappy PS4 and it's laughably inferior and outdated online
cross play is a retard meme
no one wants to play rocket league in 60fps on PS4 against 30fps on Switch
Besides if you want real online gaming build a PC
>game 1 is pc exclusive
>game 2 is console exclusive
>game 3 is handheld exclusive
>>381158086
hate shit like that
>srw Z1 is ps2
>Z2-2.2 is psp
>Z3-3.2 is ps3/vita
fuck off with that portable only shit man
Name one (1).
>Game 1 is on console
>rest of the sequels are on handheld
>Skeleton boss
>"NICE TO MEAT YOU"
what game lets me eat roast beef?
post her meat if you catch my drift
she's the cutest skeleton i've ever seen
Best GTA ever
>>381068426
I NEVER FELT LIKE
>>381068513
Home.
BABY BABY BABY BABY
>Dude what if we made literally half the cast be inconsequential to the story
>Dude what if we made multiple cutscenes where the main character has no idea what's going on and just stands in the background while people who matter speak
>Dude what if we made a character who's literally just a random girl off the street with no important qualities outside of an extremely large ass
>Dude what if we made a character with an interesting and nuanced backstory and then only let the player use him in one dungeon, at the end of which he dies
>Dude what if we made a villain who has zero emotional connection to the heroes and doesn't even meet them until the last ten minutes
>Dude what if we took an established setting with a million interesting species and then only included humans and bunny humans as playable characters
>Dude what if we gave the narrator a comical Apu accent
>Dude what if we made a complicated political plot and then ruined it by turning it into standard ancient god shenanigans halfway through
>Dude what if we made a plot where the heroes have almost no impact on what happens until 95% of the way through the story, and they spend their time tromping from one ancient temple to the next
>Dude what if we took everything 100% seriously and had zero levity outside of Balthier and Cid
>Dude what if we wrote all of the dialogue to sound like a Renaissance Fair
>Dude what if we we had no overworld and all travel was handled by a menu or floating teleport crystals
>Dude what if we made a battle system where you set everything up in advance so that you don't actually play the game
>Dude what if we made a level-up system where all of the characters become literally identical in function
>Dude what if we made summons useless except for opening doors
>Dude what if we put all of the interesting and unique content in sidequests
>Dude what if instead of having fun side games like the motorcycle chase and Triple Triad we had nothing
>Dude what if we had really shitty music
>Shitty music
NOW you've crossed the line
>>381157808
I liked it.
DUDE
Just how easy is it to hit the big bucks on this piece a' shit?
I'm thinking of offing myself, but before I do I want to say I made $400 from selling a virtual knife acquired in a $15 twitch shooter.
>sell literal pixels
>"wow I have sold pixels"
>kill self
For what purpose
Cool. Sell a couple more knives and you can pay this months rent.
>>381067924
>charge normies hundreds of dollars for a video game aesthetic that doesn't actually affect gameplay
it's a sadistic kind of satisfaction
http://gematsu.com/2017/06/dragon-quest-xi-details-ps4-exclusive-features
Forget about the non existent unannounced Switch port
This is the real deal
This game looks like it's gonna be fun for doing everything but progressing the main storyline.
I'm down for it.
When are we going to get it ;_;
will it sell 10 million units?
Hello
*farts*
>>381067249
Hello!
>>381067451
Follow me
It's a link for the Halo Wars 2: Awakening the Nightmare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1MVKdJ8X3E&feature=youtu.be
This is the "little something" we've been promised, not the 4k look on Halo Wars 2 free update.
>Anyway, what do you think of 343 as of now.
>What did you used to think?
>Do you think they've learned their lesson this time around considering they are taking their time making Halo 6?
>Is the hate on 343 as bad as it used to be when the news of Bungie left Microsoft and they were the replacement?
>Seeing that HW2's story was pretty good (or at least better than Halo 5), do you now have hope for this company?
Give out your proper argument in a civil manner.
Well this IS another Halo thread so I'm leaving this here.
>>381067232
The only good thing they produce is cut scenes.
Babies first rts is shit, halo 4/5 are also uninteresting dog shit.
>>381067232
>>Anyway, what do you think of 343 as of now.
You couldn't pay me enough to play one of their games.
>>What did you used to think?
"Geee, They can't fuck Halo up too bad, can they?" Boy was I wrong.
>>Do you think they've learned their lesson this time around considering they are taking their time making Halo 6?
They didn't learn their lesson after Halo 4, Halo 5 or Mcc, You'd be a blind fool to suddenly believe they've gotten smarter just because they said they did.
>>Is the hate on 343 as bad as it used to be when the news of Bungie left Microsoft and they were the replacement?
I'd argue that it's actually worse now that they've proven they're incapable of making decent halo games.
>>...do you now have hope for this company?
No. Anyone with any shred of hope for this series is a blind fanboy. Halo is dead, they should have let it die an honorable death instead of this embarrassing mess it's been turned into.
>really want to get into Monster Hunter
>decide the first game is a good starting point since it's dirt cheap now
>get through all of the basic tutorial quests with gathering/killing small enemies without any trouble
>reach jungle Yian Kut Ku
>fucking annihilated on every attempt
How the FUCK do I git gud at this game? How long did it take you to get used to the combat in your first MH games? Are lances shitty weapons or is that just part of me being terrible at the game? Also, Monster Hunter thread I guess
use the bonespike sns, the reason you're getting raped is because the sharpness of your weapon is not green, get a green weapon and just attack the head whenever it taunts, otherwise bash the legs
>>381157618
Jesus fuck the first game is NOT a good starting point. Do you have a 3DS? Just fucking get MH4U or Generations if you do.
>>381158020
where comes the shit casual
Post characters who you would love to see in the next smash but you know they won't.
>>381067006
Sami or Vyse
>>381067006
fucking konami fucking nintendo fucking fuck
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