FROM THE CREATORS OF
>>381212009
ANUS
>>381212009
Zombies Ate my Neighbors!
UNCHARTED AND THE CITIZEN KANE OF VIDEO GAMES
HUMAN
ANIMAL
HYBRIDS
I'M AN EXPLORER
THEY GOT HUMANOIDS CROSSED WITH FISH AND STUFF
After playing this game, does anybody else feel like the world would be a better place without adults?
Maybe society should forcibly euthanize people once they turn say, 21. What better way to reform society?
Everyone under 21 should be interned in labour camps. Much better solution
>>381211240
I am pretty sure shitty adults shitty kids who never grew up.
>>381211240
Shitty adults are uneducated or spoiled people whit delusions of grandeur.
An exact definition of what children are at there base.
So, I think it's time to put a gun in my mouth and say goodbye
>>381210929
Ciao anon.
>>381210929
>back in the good ol' 90s
>people played awesome games such as Super Metroid, Final Fantasy, and Crash Bandicoot
>le skip to today
>people play dumb brainless Bethesda and Ubisoft games
Tis a sad future for us gamerfolk...
>>381210929
>King of Western RPGs
That isn't saying much.
God doesn't exi-
>>381210752
st
>>381210752
I just wish they would release it on a proper console and not a handheld one.
>>381210752
>Metroid 4 Prime cancelled
Friendly reminder if you married Tharja in Awakening you become the Addams Family.
The Addams Family is actually a kind, loving family though.
Tharja is just a shit.
>>381211826
You're a shit. Fuck you, I'll mess you up real good.
1v1 me kid.
who else would bend over for Tharja?
ITT: Characters that remind you of yourself
For me it's Kefka - intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
this meme isn't funny anymore
>>381210697
Shut the fuck up you disgusting furshitter
>>381210765
suck my veiny hot dog dick you stale meme vendor
>he has an intel cpu
>>381209951
>he has an amd cpu
>he doesnt game with doggies
>he has a cpu
Its that time. Somebody alert that autist that complains about these.
lisa, what a shitty game just like her fathers one.
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>>381209645
sale when
what to play when you want to die?
hatred
Dwarf Fortress
Is there a game that kills you IRL? You should play that if it exists.
What was his problem exactly?
>>381209492
Every child is a sameface in Skyrim. And they're all assholes. I don't even remember who that is.
>>381209492
Wasn't he a possessed serial killer or some shit
>>381210175
this I can't even tell where that is
Is it OK to be bad at games if you know you're the one making mistakes, and not blaming the game?
>>381209282
Who cares? Do whatever you want.
Not if you are a filthy she-goat.
A truly wise man knows only that he knows nothing.
Is this game worth it?
I'm usually weary of turn based rpgs that aren't tactics based since they're usually only as difficult as much as you don't know how the mechanics for them work.
Then when you learn how it all works it boils down to common sense and picking the objectively best classes/skills to minimize RNG fuckery.
>>381209213
It's extremely repetitive and is mostly about trial and error while praying for good rolls, after the trial and error it's about doing the same shit over and over while praying you don't get fucked by bad rolls.
>>381209309
I see, I'll pass then.
>>381209213
>>381209213
at 10 I'd say so. Even without the crimson court it's a great game.
A lot of people complain about the RNG screwing you over, and it will, but the game developers have said that the game is about making the best of a bad situation.
Sometimes your favorite hero will develop a really shitty quick, or you'll get critted several times in a row but figuring out how to turn the RNG in your favor is part of the fun. \
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I'M HORNY
MICRO
the fuck is this shit
Replaying this game for the first time in five years. Want to know if the opinion I had then is still the opinion I have now. Things I've noted so far.
>Intro is still pretty confusing, but twenty minutes in, I think the concepts of fal'cie, l'cie, and cieth are explained pretty well
>Music is still great, graphics have this weird anime/realism fusion that I really like, though I notice a lot more jaggies now
>Lightning I'm kind of neutral with right now. Comes off as a strong, war-hardened badass who don't need no party, but also has some surprisingly emotional moments
>Sazh is still the best character
>Holy crap, I don't remember Hope being this annoying. He's like a whiny version of Roxas, although I can't help but wonder, I think he's this annoying on purpose...?
>I surprisingly don't hate Snow. I honestly kind of like his schtick, but I think it helps that the rest of the party kind of hates his guts for varying reasons, whereas everybody'd be on board with this guy and would be the obvious leader in any other game.
>Vanille is aight. She has an appealing design and is over-optimistic; I can already tell she's going to break down HARD in the future
>Battle system is way more fast-paced than I remember. I'm rarely using auto-battle, so the paradigm shift system feels actually somewhat intense. I like it.
Horribly underrated and wrongfully bashed FF game. I played it years after the release, mostly because I'd heard it was like literally the spawn of Satan -tier bad, but it only surprised me positively. Sure, it has some pacing issues, but overall it's a very nice, atmospheric action adventure ride, with neat lore and world. I dig the cast a lot too, and OST is just killer in all FF13-games.
>Intro is still pretty confusing...
Never quite understood WHY this game confuses some people so much. Non-chronological story telling is a very common trope nowadays. Sure, the foreign terms may come as a shock to some, but they keep banging them to your head so often, their meaning should become clear quickly.
>Music & graphics...
The trilogy has great music and awesome graphics. Yeah, the PS3 version runs at 720p, which shows now. PC ports you can crank up to 4K + tons of AA if needed, and it looks gorgeosu.
This is also a fine example of stylized visuals working better / aging slower.
>Lightning I'm kind of neutral with right now.
Easily the most misunderstood character. She's a soldier, and then her sis turns into what's practically a biological threat + infidel -combo. Anyone would have a bad day.
>Sazh is still the best character
He's cool yeah.
>Holy crap, I don't remember Hope being this annoying.
He was always annoying. But to his defense, he IS a child. Like not mentally, but literally. And he mans the fuck up in the end.
>I surprisingly don't hate Snow.
No idea why anyone would. He's easily my favorite FF13 guy! A polar opposite of the history of emo-MCs: up-beat, actually tough too, and cares for his girl.
>Vanille is aight.
Another misunderstood character, for many reasons. She's merely pretending a lot of time. Not surprising she WAS originally meant as the story's MC.
>Battle system is way more fast-paced than I remember. I'm rarely using auto-battle
Attaboy! I love the 13's ATB, and the Auto-system is shit compared to manual combos + REPEAT function.
FFXIII actually takes place in a Killer 7-esque universe where all of the characters besides Lightning and Sarah are reflective of Lightning's personalities.
Snow = arogance and stubborness
Vanille = carelessness and happiness
etc, etc.
Want to know the basis for all of this? Watch this cutscene, 0:40 is the timestamp to being at if you watch it embedded
https://youtu.be/MViduTA_ZX0?t=42Why does everyone but Lightning and Sarah disappear during her dialogue?
>>381209045
Reminder that Vanille is the main character. Lightning is a shiny distraction for marketing.