Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you...
...the greatest videogame of all time!
SOMEONE PLEASE GET MY FRYING PAN
It's just Assassin's Creed
>>381298965
OOPS SORRY wrong pic
Can we get another comfy Metroid thread going tonight?
What are your hopes and dreams for Samus Returns? MP4? Got the Special Edition of SR preordered yet?
Preordered these yet?
What are your thoughts on this game? How do you think M:SR will compare to it?
>tfw just started playing it a few days ago
>got right up to the final boss tonight
>died twice and thinking about just beating it tomorrow
>90% of all items collected with a few whose locations I know but have stumped the shit out of me as to how to get them
>wanted to get 100% first before beating the final boss but eh
Why did I wait so long to play this fucking game? Easily right up there with SM, ZM, and Fusion.
>>381298803
My hopes and dreams are that the success of Metroid Samus Returns leads to the continuation of the 2D Metroid series. I can't wait for Nintendo to make Metroid Dread for the 3DS, I also hope they add GBA VC for the 3DS as well then I can have every 2D Metroid game when I get a New 3DS.
Who's up for some Mario Retardy?
Last night was fun
I have work in less than 4 hours and I should be asleep by now.
Fuck it. Let's do this.
1ST FOR JEWARIO
Same twitch channel?
>>381298894
same channel
lomelli twitch
Name a better non-numeric Resident Evil
The first Revelations. That said, CV gets too much shit.
remake
>>381298504
"Name a better game except all these games that are better." Fuck off.
>He wastes his time playing modern games on max settings
Why?
>>381298287
Fucking Shitman.
>>381298287
>posting shitman
begone my lad
>>381298520
>>381298406
I'm confused, the new Hitman is a pretty decent game.
Shame about the pricing model though.
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>>379940325
W A T C H
>>379940842
T H O S E
D R O I D S
>tfw you notice it
DEEPESET LORE
Holy shit. That has to be that intentional.
the fuck??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
What are the essential games of this console?
>>381297670
P-p-pokemon?
GBA games
Flipnote Hatenaon the DSi
*kisses a girl*
>>381297437
Would trigger /pol/ and make race mixed babies with her
Someone provide a source for this shit.
>you've been on 4chan so long you witnessed /v/ slowly turn to hating yuri of all things
What was his name again?
>>381297343
Slap Manchops
Riddick
>>381297343
Chad MacBrodude
Why am i hyped for this?
Because you're a good goy
>>381297204
Because you enjoy Pokemon games and that's okay
>>381297204
They look like digimon from season 2 like Flamedramon when they just got those armor things.
mediocre characters you used anyway
>>381297190
yo fryman
>>381297337
hehe
>>381297190
Link and Yun-seong in Soul Calibur 2. Don't know why they're at the bottom of every tier list.
>1-Up Girl
>1-Up represents a new life
>Bowser is going to marry Peach
>Pauline just happens to re-enter Mario's life
>This is their second chance at a new life
>The Bowser/Peach wedding is being advertised all over New Donk even though Pauline is the mayor and could easily stop the ads
>Pauline is actively supporting the wedding to keep Mario from Peach
>1-Up girl isn't about giving Mario a new life but rather ending his old one and starting again
Was Cranky the ultimate bro for keeping Pauline away from Mario?
>>381297128
>yfw the lyrics arefrom Cappy's perspective
This is my 1-Up girl
There are so many directions they could take with the story. I really hope Koizumi wasn't too busy because I have very high hopes and am going to be disappointed if he didn't write it.
I'm just thinking about Halo 5 and how goddamned shitty its campaign was. How do we fix it?
I would take out the forced squadmates and revive mechanic. It felt very wrong, especially on solo legendary.
Instead, I'd give each squadmate a mission they are the focus of. For instance, Locke helps Buck tie up a loose end from ODST. Their missions would help to introduce them and develop them, and make a bigger deal of why they're working with you. They can still function exactly like Arbie in 3 as partners.
It still fucking hurts that the Chief getting back with his old friends is glossed over so poorly in 5. After reading some of the books, seeing them work together in the game should be climactic and a huge fucking deal. It's like seeing the Avengers finally get together. Instead, the game just starts with them all together with no explanation or fanfare whatsoever.
Fix it by letting it go. Do spinoffs or something. Different genres in the same universe. Give chief a break.
>>381296983
You fuck I thought this would be a Chibi Robo thread.
>>381297278
Honestly (op here) you're 100% right. 4 and 5 should never have been made by 343, who clearly doesn't understand what makes Halo great
>i play video games for the story
>i play video games
>>381296506
I play video games for the cute girls
I played a game once