AAAHHH
OH SWEET
I got a ring in 'ere last night
Kids that are on this site these days won't get it .
Is there a game with an uglier more retarded UI than this?
TF2 and CS:GO
>>381336815
blame the endless micro transaction bullshit
>>381336815
Mass Effect Andromeda
Just beat this dude, does the game get good at this point or have I already seen all it has to offer?
Keep going until the 5th, if you still don't like it after that then it's not for you
Are you playing the PS3 version? If so, just stop and stop forever.
If you don't like the bird boss you're a faggot
ITT: Godlike character designs.
>>381336718
>>381336718
*dies in 4 turns*
Acid breath OP.
>>381337023
fuck this bitch, always dying before i finish beating the ivory king
I have a gaming laptop but nowhere I can comfortably use a mouse. What are some patrician games I can comfortably play with a keyboard and trackpad?
Use a wireless controller and xpadder/antimicro when needed and play every game that way
>>381336570
Ugh, you are better off getting keyboard-only games, like old school platformers or shit like that.
>>381336570
DCSS, Sil, Dwarf Fortress, Poschengband, IVAN and Infra Arcana all with hjklyubn except DF I believe.
I'm thinking of a video game. Ask me yes or no questions to try and deduce what game I'm thinking of.
is it x-com?
>>381336479
are you sure its not xcom?
Hello, GM Jesus here. We are happy you continue to play the wonderful game, "Life". We hope you continue to play as we start to roll out the next patch for tomorrow.
Your feedback is welcome and will as always directly affect what we change in our next update.
>dies
I'm glad you enjoyed the demo, now... would you like to purchase the full game?
nerf Islam and unban judas you fucking shitfaggot. Where the fuck Is GM David
>>381336389
How come Mass Immigration xp gain is doubled right now? All I wanted were healthcare buffs and tax nerfs
Steam avatar thread?
Steam avatar thread.
R8 away
>weebs
>memes
>using pros
>>381336275
this is rarest and dankest
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHGAHGAHAHHAHAHAHA!
ITS NOT FAIR ANON
Bethesda won E3 again.
Same
ITT: Describe video games as badly as possible. Others try to guess the game.
Example:
Mystic power women with long limbs fights enemies from the bible.
>>381335862
Bayonetta
>>381335901correct
you rescue the princess
>700k preorders
Why is Splatoon so popular in Japan?
they want to hug the squid
>>381335851
>Kids dirty and covered by sticky goo stuff.
Who knows.
>>381335851
Because it's one of the greatest shooting games ever made.
Hmmm
>>381335594
I've always wondered, isn't it a coincidence how in most video games, pigs are evil?
Reminder that Based Chibi was simply trying to be polite and start a conversation and Caveman was being an autistic freak and shutting down any attempt to continue a discussion like a normal human being.
>>381335893
in real life, wild pigs are just as dangerous as wolves and bears. A boar can disembowel you in one swipe.
So what are your thoughts on this game ? Is it worth buying ? Will it be any good ? What do you all think ?
Yeah
I'll certainly pick it up, but the levels look a bit too big for my liking. I much prefer the more compact style of 64 and Sunshine. From what I've seen in this there are large stretches or nothing at all.
>>381335342
I'll get it. I didn't grow up with Nintendo, my first Mario game was Galaxy when I was 16 or so, I started playing through Sunshine a few months ago and am about halfway through, so all that to say I can't speak from the perspective of a longtime fan, but they're good games, and I'm excited to see what they do with it.
Please present them.
Liking video games
>>381335326
Reasons why you haven't you killed yourself? Please present them
>>381335421
Bannerlord
What exactly was the plot from pic related trying to convey? I honestly spent like 75% of the game thinking they were going to pull a "nothing is real" twist on me, like I thought that the characters n shit were all just a dream instead of the real guys. Talk about convoluted stuff
>>381335317
You are connected to a machine called STEM, created by Ruvik where multiple people's consciousness are linked together. Ruvik is a crazy mofo tho and tortures and kills everyone in the STEM.
The organisation that funded Ruvik in making the STEM wants to take control of the machine and sends people in to kill Ruvik and secure Leslie who is also compatible as being the next host.
In the end you seemingly kill Ruvik but by this time he already used Leslie as a host to get out of the STEM.
>>381335317
It wasn't trying to "convey" anything. It's just a horror story about freaky shit.
>>381335317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RZsY2GyWfM