post yfw
>Mission updated: SURVIVE!!!
>>379800098
shit is always fun
this is gonna be good
>>379800098
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>flashy cgi letters fly around for 20 seconds and form to say 'Nintendo E3 Direct'
>screen fades to black
>"ᴵ ᵈᵘᶰᶰᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᶫᵒᶜᵏ ᵈᵒᵉˢ⋅ ᴰᵒ ʸᵒᵘ?" "ᴵ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ᵏᶰᵒʷ"
>screen lights up and it's reggie sitting on a couch with inspector gadget
>"Hey everybody I'm here with my good friend inspector gadget. Uh how are you doing inspector gadget?"
>"I am having a lawt of fun."
>"So you wanna do some announcements inspector gadget?"
>"I am better than you so I should do the announcements."
>"Huhuh, okay well inspector gadget's gonna do the announcements."
>"You can shut up now you nigger, my body is always ready."
>Reggie makes a smug face and looks down at his nintendo switch
>"Hmmm, do you have that game mineycrafta? Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computer book, let's play mineycrafta."
>"Well I have minecraft, I think that's probably what you're talking about. That's right, we are now announcing new nintendo exclusive skins to Minecraft Switch Edition, for only $4.99 per skin."
Best thread <3
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>says he likes Video Games
>can't code one
I'm an ideas guy
>>381529074
>>says he likes Video Games
>>can't code one
>Likes pussy
>Can't fuck his own
>Says he enjoy living
>Can't even create life
What are some good Freelancer clones? Love the game, but I've played through it like a dozen times now so it's getting a tad stale.
>>379799635
play the online
>>379799635
Freelancer was so good. I have bought so many space games hoping to recapture the magic of Freelancer, but I haven't found one yet.
FREELANCER ALPHA ONE DASH ONE DASH. YOU ARE CLEAR FOR TAKE OFF
fuck I forgot about this game
I thought this was a decent game.. what are your thoughts?
>>379799445
It got boring fast. 90's gameplay belongs in the 90's
>>379799379
Imagine if I inserted my penis into your ass while you played Katamari
>Mr. Caffeine comes unto stage and yells "I'm back bitches!"
>Makes 50 jokes about memes.
>Very cringe.
>Time for The Crew sequel to be discussed.
>Car brought onto stage.
> Mr. Caffeine gets into the car, makes retarded ass jokes.
>Says, "now its time to make a real meme!"
>Drives off the stage into the audience.
>Fat ass neckbeards and retarded game journalists are unable to escape.
>Over half of the audience is dead.
>Mr. Caffeine gets out and discusses pre-order bonuses.
>>379799153
>no one shows up or watches, no one gets payed, and all execs kys that same day, ubisoft liquidated and their buildings are sold out to indie dev teams
This made me laugh. Thanks anon.
>>379799153
You, I like you
Do you play Kof?
>>379798978
I used to play XIII until my friends stopped playing because I beat their asses too hard. Played Yuri, Leona, Mai.
I don't play XIV because it looks like shit and the game's dead if you're not in mexico or some shit. I'd play if they bring back my girl Jenet, though.
>>379798978
I actually tried to play older titles on fightcade and 14 demos. the only character i really liked were terry and daimon. i also kinda hated fighting most of the cast in pretty much every game.
It is honestly my opinion about every snk fighting game though,so might just be jaded or something.
>Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands. Wogs I mean, I'm looking at you. Where are you? I'm sorry but some fucking wog...Arab grabbed my wife's bum, you know? Surely got to be said, yeah this is what all the fucking foreigners and wogs over here are like, just disgusting, that's just the truth, yeah. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country. You fucking (indecipherable). I don't want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Donald Trump. Donald's our man. I think Donald's right, I think we should send them all back. Stop the US from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep America white. I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over New York. Bastard wogs. The USA is becoming overcrowded and Trump will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans and fucking (indecipherable) don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is America, this is a white country, we don't want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. America is for white people, man. We are a white country. I don't want fucking wogs living next to me with their standards. This is America, a white country, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? We need to vote for Donald Trump, he's a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Trump, he's our man, he's on our side, he'll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Trump, support him, he's on our side. Trump for President! Throw the wogs out! Keep America white!
Was he out of line saying this at Blizzcon last year?
>''Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Black Lives Matter... Or do they? Well, according to several investigations by the US government, the US police department and several other security agencies, black people, NIGGERS, could actually be behind most, if not all, the low level crime throughout the United States! If you could put every file the police has filled on black people, and pack them in an average apartment, all the matter would be compressed so tightly, that it's gravitational pull would be so great, that not even light could escape. That's why this kind of region in space is called a BLACK HOLE.''
What's wrong with all these celebs nowadays?
YOU CANT GET AWAY WITH THIS MONKEY BUISNESS
EDDIE LET ME GO BACK TO MY HOME
I started playing this not too long ago. Should I do the Spirit Temple before Shadow?
I enjoy the challenge, and they removed some of the worst parts in the temples.
>Mr. Caffeine comes unto stage and yells "I'm back bitches!"
>Makes 50 jokes about memes.
>Very cringe.
>Time for The Crew sequel to be discussed.
>Car brought onto stage.
> Mr. Caffeine gets into the car, makes retarded ass jokes.
>Says, "now its time to make a real meme!"
>Drives off the stage into the audience.
>Fat ass neckbeards and retarded game journalists are unable to escape.
>Over half of the audience is dead.
>Mr. Caffeine gets out and discusses pre-order bonuses.
>>379798303
>Mr.Caffine drives a hairdresser's car
>MFW
>>379799238
New one comes in a targa top.
>>379799470
I know it's the one shown.
That way the hair isn't as messed up.
Where do I find the Cliffnotes for the EA presentation?
>>379798280
SPORTS
+Drum at beginning was cool
+A way out looks okay. As does Battlefront 2.
-Everything else.
Really there isn't much
Anthem
A Way Out
Star Wars and Battlefield
Sports
Go through the conference and skip what doesn't interest you, watch anything that might
If so, what what load out u usually use
Normally I use kraber and firestars with a mgl, and Northstar( don't know why people think she's not good enough)
>>379798206
You missed the 400 post thread up earlier
But that being said,
>SMR
>Wingman Elite
>Grapple
>Satchel
>Hover
>Power Cell
>Scorch, but working on Monarch
Feel free to call me a shitter
>>379798493
That's the opposite of shitter.
That's Fast.