I just realised that now, in Splatoon, Agents 1 and 2, the granddaughters of Captain Cuttlefish, are actually Callie and Marie
Fuck am I slow...
Why do they act like nothing happened at the end?
Why do they shell the Inkopolis population from those important events?
WHY ARE THEY ENEMIES OF THE TRUTH?
>>379833423
they are women
>>379831739
>boy inklings pin up their tentacles
>girl inklings let their tentacles hang
>callie lets her tentacles hang
>marie pins up her tentacles
hmm
>talks about how they listened to the community
>Reveals final Scorpio
>product name Office Box One
>Runs windows 10
>Gets the best looking software
>Excel 2017 runs in 4K 60fps
>Word introduces new render technique
>Crisp looking fonts
>finally you can combine watching Netflix and working at home
>costs 699$
>Microsoft Master race
>not one mention of games
Typical Microsoft customer
>>379831738
NO GAMES!!
It's a No games machine, fucking BTFO xcucks, this is your generation 2.5. You know those titles were were working on? Cancelled, CANCELLED CAUSE WE BACKWARDS COMPATIBLE IN 4K BABY
Are there any good games that have a nice 90's CGi Aesthetic? Not prerendered
revolution 60
>still supporting, buying or defending western developers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnzJBVg5uwQ
Fuck yeah Legend of Mana.
I don't think there's a JRPG more comfy than Legend of Mana. Great designs and art direction plus criminally underrated OST.
Stop getting scammed by Valve.
>>381540714
Honestly the STEAM DRM is the biggest case of the wool being pulled over gamer's eyes in history. It's DRM you morons, stop sucking it's dick.
>scam
How so? Because someone is giving a bigger discount?
The only scam here is buying early access indie shit, you should kill yourself.
>>381540848
the only scam here is that valve has trained you to be it's bitch boy and fucks you in the ass constantly. normalfag idiot underage.
RIP AND TEAR
I still can't believe Doom 4 was good.
What a pleasant surprise.
AND GAME OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO
>>379831680
>smooth gameplay
>tight soundtrack
>sick graphics
How could you not like it?
>It just works
>>379831046
but it doesn't work
>>379832119
Its working exactly as intended, which is why people will keep buying their games no matter what.
Todd is a very nice man. I've never bought any of his games though, they're garbage.
How can I emulate old java mobile games on a modern day Android?
Pic related is using an old shitty program that barely works.
bump 2bh
Write the emulator yourself or pay somebody to do it.
>>379832869
Where can I find competent programmers on the web?
>"AHH HA HA! YOU DO WELL! HA HA, YOU DO WELL."
Hello and good morning fellow early morning /v/ posters.
I have an intense love for fixed camera PS1/2 era survival horror games. They make me hard. I have played the following:
RE1-CV
Dino Crisis 1/2
Parasite Eve 1/2
And I've played them a million times. I'm about to start silent hill. Aside from those, anyone have any more of these games from those eras that I missed as an impressionable lad. I heard the X files game was good on PS2. I also hears Extermination was good. Any others?
No one?
I don't remember much about Extermination other than being pretty disappointed when I played it.
Maybe Galerians?
I think pic related fits your need, although I never got far into it because I was a dumb teen when I played it.
Other than than there's Rule of Rose for the PS2 which is pretty dope and expensive as hell.
Request captcha apache
>>379830735
kek did you just make that up
>>379830735
its requesta tu madre you retard
ITT: Artificial difficulty
What are your predictions for E3 2017?
What are some sequels where the previous bad guy joins the good guys ?