i wonder how ops gonna kill himself
BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>set in africa
>75% of enemies are Whites
>>380310384
>Resident Evil
>set in africa
>most enemies are blacks
>they're called racist for letting the player kill tons of black people
?
>>380310264
Malaria causes screen space distortions.
>i-it's just a game logo you can't win with that!
*Return of Samus*
>*snif*a-ahah it l-looks like shit compared to Days Gone!
>NINTENTODDLERS actually want MARIO 3519
*Nintendo shows a trailer that's the equivalent of a nuke on the video game world*
>a-ahah i-it looks like shit! who cares about the hat give me some red badass man with tattoos
Reading through threads today is hilarious, I think it actually surpasses BotW and Bayonetta 2 levels of ass-blasting.
Will they ever learn? Delicious
>had to miss the presentation because work
>check the news on break
>mfw we're getting not one but two fucking Metroid games
Holy shit, please tell me Retro is the dev for MP4. I will go out and buy a Switch right now.
they're not ;_;
>>380310257
Who is it then? Was there even a name on the trailer?
>>380310160
It's not. But the director is the same.
Well that's not too bad considering that Retro's team from the Prime days is almost all gone.
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCpWAxiz1OGiIPcYIlyQ6Q-g D.va mains unite
Did you know that Moot now works in a division at Google designed to support employees with their startup companies? It's called their in house startup incubator, "Area 120".
Is there any way we could get some Google employee to make a vidya company for their startup and then get Moot involved somehow? What you do think /v/?
>>380310102
Fuck moot i hope some raging niggers kill him.
Why would you want that?
>>380310452
google probably has unlimited fun bucks they could throw at a game, why not?
So Nintendo shit the bed huh? Odyssey looks like 3Dworld+sonic 06
We were promised another 64/sunshine. What a lie
Nobody promised you shit
Nintendo is gripping for it's life now as we speak.
They're a big company with solid IP's but no games.
The rate and quality of which Nintendo makes games is solely dictated by Miyamoto's "vision" tactics.
Any works are given to other talented directors that gets his approval get spindled and butchered by his vague and cryptic restrictions, shitting out generic, forgettable mundane garbage like:
>Mario Sticker Star
>Mario Color Splash
>Mario Kart 7/8
>New Super Mario Bros. U
>Yoshi's Wooly World
>Kirby Rainbow Curse
>Zelda Skyward Sword
>Super Mario Maker
>Star Fox Zero
Some of which sold extremely poorly and ultimately crippled the Wii U and NIntendo's playing field
All of which could've potentially seen better direction with more creative freedom or whose studios' efforts could've been outsourced to their now-dead but potential IP's like:
>F-Zero
>Mother
>Kid Icarus
>Advance Wars
>Warioware
>Golden Sun
>Custom Robo
Mario/Zelda/Pokemon/Splatoon are reaching their creative peak and running out of fuel to act as Nintendo's coattails.
Miyamoto's gonna croak along with his magnum opus and nintendo's talent team are gonna be driven to the ground with their shitty business tactics.
Face it, nintenbros. Nintendo's days are numbered and Miyamoto's led them to a very acute corner. And unless Nintendo acquire new talents, Odyssey will celebrate the death of Nintendo with a bang as it will be the last true Nintendo game that ever comes out of this company.
BEAUTIFUL
>and now we'd like to show some VR games!
>>380309943
If its with her my dick will be diamonds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjpao-nD5YU
Mitsuda is just fucking with people now. I thought for 5 seconds it might be a new Chrono game.
How is Gundam anon feeling right now?
Oh, cool. Another year where Nintendo wins E3.
You Nintenfags always get what you want while the rest of us have to sniff through a parade of black penises. I'm getting tired of it.
>>380309864
>Oh, cool. Another year where Nintendo wins E3.
>You Nintenfags always get what you want
>I'm getting tired of it.
You do not know how much you can suffer.
Steam sale is comming. Are u planning to get anything this year, anon?
>>380309857
Not really. All the games on steam are shit rn
No, because i have this weird bug (?) where i cant acess the shop at all.
HO SHIT
0w0 What's this?