START BUYING METROID GAMES
hey you
Give me your videogames
>>380522902
>equips secure wallet
Get fucked fedorafag
stupid old fuck
I'll start
>For two straight nights, i had one dreams both about Wario
>1st dream
>Go to a haunted house
>There's a shitload of paintings on the walls that are nothing but Um Jammer Lammy porn
>Except for one of them
>It was rather a 3D model of Wario, nude with a huge ass
>2nd dream
>Wario and Ashley are sharing a bad, with Ashely crying and begging him to fuck her
>Wario, tells her no in a bored tone, that doesn't even sound like him at all
>Meanwhile, Interstellar music was playing in the background
>In the morning, Wario and Mona are eating breakfast
>Apparently in this dream, these three were a family consiting of a father, mother and daughter somehow, who were also out of character.
Bumping in case anyone is interested.
I certainly do not have the largest cock in the hen
>>380524575
Do you have any weird dreams you want to share?
>3 hours
*betrays audience
As of today, Link is officially /v/'s character of choice.
From now on, if anyone posts any other "official" /v/ character threads, they are fake, ignore them.
Let's start by having a thread for him.
There was this one time I was really horny and tried putting a key up my ass but I ended up getting anal fissures.
"Betray your audience." - Kojima
What did he mean by this?
"Do like me, betray your audience." - Hideo Kojima, June 14th, 2017
What did he mean by this?
Don't tell me this attorney guy will get into another murder story again
>>380522206
>AA:JfA TRIAL 2-2
I have played the ace attorney game but i have no idea what the fuck is the context behind 2-2 and why people are spamming anyone care to explain?
>>380522439
Game #2: trial 2
A simple Google search would help
>You can only use the bike when you're by yourself
>You're not alone until postgame
Why
I just finished day 2 at E3 2017 and it sucked monkey balls. Post your most suck worthy moments at E3 2017 here. Not that the industry cares, but get it out of your system.
>inb4 bl3 is officially cancelled
They've already missed a boatload of opportunities. After BL2 they should have gone with a Borderlands MMO, it was the right time and would have done really well.
>>380522394
>Borderlands MMO
I'm going to create a scenario here.
Remember the Arid Badlands? Imagine running through that again, collecting and killing and other shit
Now imagine twenty other people doing that at the same time. You'd have to keep waiting for shit to respawn just to do your missions.
Does that sound like fun to you?
>>380522394
>couldn't even handle making an arena shooter
what makes you think they'll succeed with an mmo. inb4 the chinese borderlands online that was canceled.
So, where is that Hideo Kojima cuck that failed on all levels?
Is Caramel dead?
>>380522042
This faggot gave Kojima slow, sensual head for over an hour in front of a live audience.
Is Caramel done for? Nothing he said was true.
what is the most immersive and fun mmorpg of the moment
>>380521901
at the moment?
sadly oldschool runescape
theres still social interaction unlike wow/gw2/etc
Why do people keep paying for something they already own?