haven't played dota 2 in a year, what did I miss?
Jungle/offlane shrines, trying to get the HotS audience talents, removal or leveling stats, new items, a monkey, but most importantly hats.
buff techies
never played dota, pretty sure I missed absolutely nothing
ITT: The best games of their respective console
you first
>>381019348
agreed
Kaz, it's me: Kiefer Sutherland.
So, no trolling, no baiting, who here actually got this for the Nintendo Switch? If so, are you enjoying it? What do you think about it?
>>381019230
Why would you pay money for this.
>>381019230
Not yet, drop it to 20 american then I'll pick it up.
>it's another cutscene where the enemy runs up to the protagonist with a loaded gun in arms length and gets taken down
>you have to sneak past enemies or they insta kill you
Those fucking clicker things in Last of Us made me so mad the first time I encountered them. One slip up with no shanks and you're done.
What is the /v/ of video games?
>>381019151
the youtube comments section of vidya trailers
>>381019151
Gone Home, because it's not a videogame
>be me
>be blade
>escorting the emperor out of the imperial city
>have to go through a prison cell
>there's a prisoner there for some reason
>mixupatthewatch.jeg
>Tell the fucker to get to the back of the cell
>opening the secret passageway
>senile old Fuck starts talking to the prisoner
>prisoner straight up asks why he's in prison
>try to tell him to Fuck off
>emperor tells me to let him follow
>senile Fuck
>we get ambushed and my best friend dies in the attack
>he runs over and steals all his hear
>get fed up and tell that fucker to stay behind or I will kill him
>go for awhile
>thinking I'm never gonna see that faggot again
>he bursts through a hole in one of the passageways
>fuckit
>pull out my sword
>bout to wreck this faggot
>at the last second emperor steps in between us
>and stops me from killing this faggot
>just fucking kill me
>let him continue to follow
>get to a dead end
>tell the emperor stay put while I look for an exit
>prisoner stays with the emperor
>find an exit
>come back for the emperor
>deadasfuq.gif
>prisoner says it was someone else
>dont give two fucks
>just walk off
>mfw some prisoner got the amulet of kings
>mfw I heard he sold it for skooma
>>381019140
You tried. Here have at lest one (you)
Why are the blades such incompetent idiots, they had one job to protect the emperor and his heirs from a low rate cult and they couldn't get it done. Next thing you know Martin Septim is running around on the battlefield playing Warrior after being a priest his whole life. No wonder the Thalmor wrecked their shit.
>>381020058
Dont you fucking dare snowflake this anon
Sure anon tried but it was a pretty poor attempt
And where i come from losers dont get a good effort sticker
So stop this coddling at once
Is level design like this what caused all the autism?
Reminds me of Yume Nikki's number world
It's been 2017
HOW LONG WE GONNA GET HALF LIFE 3!?
As soon as Valve stops making bank off of Steam and idiots obsessed with Dota 2 and CSGO
>>381019174
So
NEVER
EVER
>>381019052
>do literally nothing
>collect millions off of people buying virtual hats
>collect millions off of people buying steam games
>do literally anything other than make new hats
>update makes the game objectively worse because the changes are arbitrary and pointless
>community is instantly angered because you've forgotten how to make video games
>go back to doing nothing because it's the safest bet
Let me put it like this: if there was a magical fountain that was endlessly producing cash, would you sit there fucking with it and trying to get more money out of it somehow? Fuck no, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Valve is forced into a stand-still because, financially, it's the best move.
Let him know: mine is right!
>>381019041
great trailer
>Crash NSane Trilogy runs at 30 FPS
Even this -so called piece of shit- game runs at 60 FPS
What's their excuse?
>>381019028
Nah, it runs at 60.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRw4Sz1AMVo
>>381019206
I hope so. It could just them upping the framerate for promotional reasons, though.
>>381019028
The original trilogy ran at 30 frames, believe it or not. Even CTR.
How do you justify buying games?
Are you afraid people like hines cant afford their third lamborghini?
>b-but I want to support the series
No, you dont, you stupid cuck, once they start raking in the money they'll butcher the franchise while making sequels to "appeal a broader audience"
>b-but deveopers need to get paid too!
they already got paid, naive goyim, or do you want the trannies in the creative division to get their fat bonuses? maybe you think the chinks and pajeets (((they))) outsourced assets to will get anything?
>b-but there are good developers...
oh, you mean the lying "we didnt downgrade" cunts at CDPR? are you afraid you wont get to enjoy their next cinematic shit? Or maybe are you referring to meme hacks like Taro? please, give it a rest
WE NEED MORE PETE POSTINGS
that face is too funny
>>381018975
Stealing games is faggot communist antifa shit. Respect the system like an adult.
>>381018975
I'm too lazy to pirate most of the time. That and the games I want to play are already old and cheap as fuck or too new for my computer to handle. Occasionally I'll pirate something if they make it too hard to buy though.
Why is he so perfect?
What happened to this?