>tfw series i liked that used to be niche becomes popular
>all the fun and goofy scenes will be removed to make way for the edgy advent children bullshit
the whole wall market segment is being cut
No matter how hard I try I can't get gud at this game,
it's always the same:
>boost at start and take early first place lead
>at about the 3rd bend get knocked down to 2nd or 3rd
>incoming shell
>get hit back to about 7th or 8th place
>work like hell to achieve a 5th or 4th place at the end
Wtf is the trick? Wtf am I doing wrong? Is there some magical kart combination or something? I always thought top speed heavies were the best but I notice that the jap guys use mid weights or light weights a lot, or if they use a heavyweight they will use the beetle buggy or some other trash.
Wtf, help
Nah, thats just how Deluxe is. You can be a time trial god and be somewhat consistant but red shells are so common you just have to expect to be unfairly fucked all the time.
The best combinations are heavier characters + light setups. Eg Wario/Roy/Dry Bowser/Waluigi/DK + Scooty/Beetle + Rollers
It'll help but I mean its still fucking Mario Kart.
Anonymous 06/19/17(Mon)07:53:59 No.381064159 Archivedâ–¶
Can we all agree that the next GTA 6 should have Memphis as the setting?
Why you ask?
Well..
Memphis is top 4 most known cities in USA
Memphis is home to worlds most famous person in the world. Elvis Presley
love me tender hehe
Memphis have amazing scenery and diverse landscape
Memphis even got a pyramid!!
Memphis has no iconic landmarks. The pyramid doesn't make the cut. Also it's too spread out, and is low population in comparison to the "big 4," New York, L.A., Chicago, and Houston.
Where the FUCK are the drill parts? I've been walking around Depot A for a while and shit's going to start respawning soon.
how bout you git gud fag
reminder that insomniac are hacks
not cinematic enough to just stop it 5 seconds into the chase, fuckboy.
Are we all happy Rosalina won't be in Super Mario Odyssey?
I want her in, but only if she has a good reason to be in.
It's Daisy and her Kingdom that really should be in.
I'm a little saddened, but I also don't want her to be given the Lightning treatment.It really sucks when you're into tall chicks and the best ones are fictional
She might make a cameo appearance or at least a mention
What went wrong?
>Live in edmonton, have a friend who just graduated compsci a few years back and is now working at bioware
>E3 comes and goes, see him at a social gathering, talks a little bit about anthem
>I ask him about andromeda because he is cagy about anthem anyways, and still sober
>Talks about the shitshow that is the internal politics with montreal
>says hey you own a switch
>says we might be bringing andromeda to the switch
>says that he worked on a breif experiment to see if ME3 could run on switch hardware
>said that it could, unreal engine ported very easily
>frostbite doesn't have switch support in any form
Most interestingly he said that this was before E3 and that he had heard that nintendo had offered money to EA to bring some more games to the switch. He said he guesses that even if they did put something on the system, it wouldn't be andromeda because it isn't doing well elsewhere.
I guess I'll pass on the broken faces anyways
>>381065957
You know someone working at Bio ware and all you could get out of them was if they would port their game to the switch.
nothing about Single player DLC, nothing about future IP's just a port
I have a simple job planned for this evening. Break into a guarded mansion, steal another fat nobleman's priceless trinket, and leave quietly.
When's the last time you got CAGED?
> MK
Acquire better taste, normie.
When I was convicted for arson.
I'm still a virgin so why does it matter
Something need doing?WURK WURK
Genres that have died and will never be good again
>RTS
>JRPG
>CRPG
>P&C
Anything missing?
>Me not that kind of orc
What did he mean by this?
>>381065760
Orcs really are the niggers of Warcraft, aren't they?
>low intelligence, most used as peons for labor
>slack jawed, live in mud huts
>moved into a world that didn't belong to them and stayed, bringing war and general misfortune to the other indigenous races, such as humans
Looking for a group in rust.
I will join comrade ALLLAU ACKBAR
Seriously speaking does MS have ANY games for 2018? I mean all they have is crackdown 3 this year. How the fuck are they even selling consoles?
>>381065693
They have a loyal fanbase.
ITT: Edgy done right
In this thread we mope over the fact that Smash 4 will NEVER get a Switch port