>be me, 7yo
>Mario tells me he wants to play Go Fish
>I accept
>I start, ask for Peach
>he says he has none, GO FEESH
>I try to go fish but every time my hands gets close Mario slaps it violently while screaming LETS A GO
>he finally lets me and then asks for Peach
>what the fuck Mario that's cheating
>I let it go but a few turns later he pulls the same shit
>can see his teeth clenching with anger
>I'm scared, try to leave the table
>Mario tackles me while screaming WAHOOOOO
>I scream for my mom to come
>he takes her by the hair and swings her around
>throws her down the stairs while screaming SO LONG GAY BOWSER
>turns to me, throws his cards in my face
>backwards long jumps out of my house
That was the first game with Charles Martinet in it wasnt it?
>>381115372
Not bad op
So you are walking home when suddenly this guy blocks your path, says "I'll chisel your gravestone, sleep well" and then flexes his armor off
what do you do?
This is a vase.
it's pronounced "vase"
>>381115260
No that's a vase according to Nisa
The translation is fine you fucking whiners. Go back to your safe space XSEED forums and cry with that whore Hatsuu over NISA finally adding dual audio
What is /v/'s opinion of pic related?
I never played the older games but I'm having a blast with it. I think I'm about to reach the end (I just did the planet where you repel the invasion and shoot down warships with the anti-air canon and about to invade their own planet.) and it's easily a strong 8 for me, very much enjoyable.
If I get to nitpick on something it's that it's 30 FPS and not 60 but framerate is not really a dealbreaker for me so it's not a biggie.
Objectively worse than the original and the HD re-release trilogy. Still not terrible.
took all personality out of ratchet.
rip in peace my nigga
You're like halfway through. It gets worse but fortunately it was rushed so right when it gets unbearable it ends abruptly.
>ITT: We post from the future after RDR2 is released
What the fuck was R* thinking? The new iron-armored rocket wagons are completetly break free roam. Now shitters just spam rockets and shot down my winged skeleton horse every time I'm off the ground. There goes $2,000,000 (about $30 IRL) down the fucking drain since this horse is useless now. I can't even snipe them through their window with my laser rifle because everyone wears the flaming skull skin and the hitboxes are all fucked up on it.
Was this anyfunbefore the recent update
>>381115106
is it fun after?
>>381115106
Played it briefly I did not enjoy it or wanna continue after 2-3 hours. Felt outdated and uninteresting.
>>381115191
Not after microtransactions and no console window apparently
I just want to play Wind Waker HD
>>381115086
buy a used one from cl
It's time to discuss the greatest lore of all time.
>Western game? Heh. Don't make me laugh. I only play superior games like Senran Kagura from glorious Nippon.
>east vs west bait
pathetic.
So uh..tickets for this event, $20 a piece, sold out in less than 30 minutes
Dead game, am I right?
<spoiler>inb4 most of them are scalpers</spoiler>
inb4 most of them are scalpers
>>381114919
>that spoiler
most of them are retards
daily reminder that sully is the best video game character in existence
>>381114785
I'm sweating like a hooked in a church.
>>381114785
Who's the better father figure tier?
WE SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!
http://www.strawpoll.me/13231856
>>381114727
CE hands down. Team racing with rocket hogs was the shit
>>381114727
Halo 3 ODST?
>>381114967
ODST isnt included cause it was just co-op.
Why is it so difficult to adapt a triple A game for this franchise? The setting is ripe for good game material, but it's only given to small time devs and mobile game companies.
Because Games Workshop have a huge stick up their ass and don't care about vydia and insist on make tabletop content.
>>381114706
Not enough faggots and niggers.
>>381114778
Wouldn't hurt to branch out, and even then put effort into it.
Games that should have ended their respective franchises.
>>381114698
Still not over it.
IT'S FINE WHEN ANYBODY ELSE DOES IT!
Where were you when the retarded masses shit on our Savior?