>in college
>play vidya all day
>"Man I wish I had a life"
>get job
>work all day
>"Man I wish I was at home playing video games"
Never stop neet-ing /v/....I only got to play 2 hours of overwatch this week...
Cute girl
>>381275982
REALLY cute girl. I wanna suck on her titties
>>381275928
I'd give her a pearl necklace.
What did they mean by this?
>>381275910
Enjoy the wait until the improved version.
>>381275910
Don't speedrun through like a fucking faggot and look up a guide to 100% it on your first playthrough because then you'll just bitch about how shitty it was instead of taking it all in
what should I do /v/?
My wife
>>381766278
Cover her up. My daughter should not be exposed online to such degeneracy.
Break the tension with a slapstick joke.
First you set up the expectations. You could say something like "hey, guess what I can do".
Then you proceed to alter the expectations. Fart in the water, remember to lean backwards so that the bubbles rise and pop between you two.
Then the punchline. Say something like "IT'S A DUTCH SEA-FOOD!" in a funny accent.
Girls love this.
What game will drive my depression to suicide?
>>381275656
Lifeā¢
>>381275656
Spec Ops:The Line
>>381275656
I always feel like killing myself after I play STALKER.
This developer has been around for 16 years, and they currently have two franchises. One of them isn't even theirs, they bought the rights to a decade-old dead franchise.
How does this happen? How did they gain so much esteem when they've only made two series? They didn't even make the best modern Fallout. I feel like I'm taking fucking crazy pills when people praise them.
I fucking hate them with a passion. Ugly broken ass fucking games with piss poor writing. Nothing is playable until modders fix it all. They ruined Fallout, they rushed Obsidian so their good Fallout was buggy as shit, they milk Skyrim far too much and 6 years later it is STILL unplayable without mods... God Howard is a fucking manlet and an asshole.
Fuck Betheada.
The games are fun
>>381275635
the modding community
Summarize /v/ in one image
So, which Keychain did you get? How do you feel about the new soundtrack made with Famitracker? What about the upcoming co-op and new missions? Cave Story thread.
I got it on Amazon, I'm currently listening to the Famitracks CD, and I'll start playing the actual game once I'm feeling tired of ARMS, or my arms feel tired.
>got curly keychain
I won.
are there any multilayer or competitive games where you can take matters in your own hands and win? I'm tired of losing to complicated teams. Even if I suck, I want to be in full control of the situation instead of taking up with people. any games where you can go lone wolf?
>>381275536
Call of Duty. At least early ones. Since most guns are more or less the same and it takes 1-2 bullets to kill, it all comes down to player's individual skill.
Battlefield 4?
You could carry in csgo but that requires a lot
>>381275536
Dirty Bomb
Why did /v/ stop playing this?
What's your favorite sports video game?
>>381275363
That one and the Kunio sports games
Arcade-y >>> Realism shit
hey daralon my mom she got me this new game
>ywn beat it to the everquest 1 cover again
actually wait this is something I can make happen
>>381275360
this is not top gun
>>381275360
evaquest 2
AHHH dude that game sucks dick...
Hmm, it looks awwight actuay.
>finally ready to kill myself
>if I do I'll never get to play Bloodbourne 2
>confirmed mobile shit
FUCK YOU SAKAGUCHI, YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE THE ONE
>tfw opponents accuse you of using a modded controller
>tfw they hate you for being better than them
I thought I would enjoy these feels but the community is against me now
>>381275246
>modded controller
You mean a mouse and keyboard? :^)
What games did you play as a kid, /v/? Which ones captured your wonder and novelty?