Splatoon is done.
It's fucking done.
Nintendo just gave a player a 2 week ban for squidbagging. For those unfamiliar with the game, this is when you quickly switch in and out of squid form after killing another player. If this is a bannable offense, how long until Nintendo bans every good player for being too good? How long until they ban people for wearing the best gear? How long until they ban people for using certain weapons?
This is really it. Splatoon and Nintendo Online are over.
>>389296736
splatoon 2 fanbase consists of literal snowflake furry tranny subhumans. you actually expected them to NOT to destroy your precious game? you deserve it.
you're playing a kids game, what do you expect?
>>389296736
Fake. You'll fool every other preteen on /v/ though and willingly retarded Sonybabs.
>>389297185
Because /pol/ subhumans on Overwatch are so much better and acceptable.
>>389297264
Kids game that's more competitive and better than /pol/watch
What cartoon based games are actually any good?
>>389296378
>>389296378
Battle for Bikini Bottom is a must-play
Childhood is idolizing Sonic.
Adulthood is realizing that Tails made more sense.
childhood is playing videogames
adulthood is not having any time or willpower to play videogames
Knuckles was and will always be the best. First time you see him he punches Super Sonic in the face so hard he losses all his emeralds, then he takes them all and has the balls to laugh in your face
>>389436569
I wonder who could be behind this post.
>BF1
>Game about WW1
>France not included despite being the most important allied nation in that war
>CoD: WWII
>Game about WW2
>France included despite being irrelevant as shit in that war
What's the logic behind this?
And why the fuck isnt Japan in a WW2 game?
Are you american or is this bait?
>>389437692
>haha Americans r so dimb xD
You sure showed me
>>389438114
>France was practically irreveleant in the war
Dude, I also meme a lot about france, but saying that is the mark of ignorance.
The big debate, docked or handheld?
Dockheld
tabletop
>>389296012
Garbage bin.
ITT: we are game journalists
THIS
GAMEH
Shit thread.
What's the appeal of this character?
>>389296000
easy to overpower
>>389296000
she's cute
Smart, kind heart, strong will, altruistic and hard working.
Also perfect wife/mother material
>he unironically argues with people on the internet about video games and unironically gets upset
>>389295992
>he unironically argues with people on the internet about people arguing about video games on the internet and unironically gets upset
>>389295992
>he unironically is always ironic about everything and is afraid to actually expressing his opinions because he can't deal with disagreement
suck my cock
What's the appeal of this character?
>>389295020
I keep seeing threads about this bitch
Quick rundown?
>you will never be a little girl that is sexually harassed by a buxom older girl
>>389295020
Here eyes are way too far apart
Why does this game fuck me with attrition?
>>389294634
Because you haven't invented refrigerators and space heaters yet.
>>389294634
>puts 100,000 troops in a shitty densely populated county
>wtf attrition
>>389294945
If I can't deathstack then it's shit.
Who is your favorite dog in video games?
Goofy from Kingdom Hearts because he's a "funny animal"
>>389294560
Dogs are a meme animal
>>389294560
Trico is more of a cat than a dog.
Depending on if you think Trico is a dog I'd say either her or Boney.
.
Best girlof all capcom's IPs
>>389435572
>>389435618
dumb munching bitch
https://youtu.be/Xh65LSsy50w
Does /v/ think Super Mario Sunshine is deserving of an HD remaster?
Do you thinking it's coming to the Switch?
>>389294403
No, please no. They will add too much bloom and make it awful like they did Wind Waker.
>>389294495
with the game's tropical setting that would actually work better than it did in WWHD
>>389294495
WWHD is great.
Will I like this game if I don't give a fuck about story or characters?
Probably?
Yes. It is both fun and funny, with minimal characterization and plot.
It's Paper Mario so probably. If you like Mario RPG, then its great fun.
So who here preordered their XBONEX
Does it still have a vapor coolerso my console can vape along with me?
Seriously though is it gonna be called ex bone ex or or xboxx? What's the deal with microsoft?
X box
B ox
O ne
X
XboneX
eks boh kiss kiss