Keep playing this game. Don't give in to the money.
It was a Beautiful day in hyrule, the sun was shining birds were chirping and Link was staying over at Impas in kakariko village. Since The inn was closed Link has to sleep in
Paya's room. After Link was done eating his dinner consisting of deep fried dog, dip, and cow testicals, Paya discovers Link's bag.
Paya ponders to herself: "Master Link's bag"
*Paya blushes* "I-I guess i'll take this up to my room for master Link..."
As Paya walks up the stairs something falls out of Link's bag. Confused,
Paya then takes a closer look and discovers that this item is lewd rat porn. Little does she know, Link was standing right behind her at this moment. Suddenly, Link
pulled out his bokoblin club and whacked Paya over the head with great force, cracking Paya's skull in one blow.
Link then dragged her unconscious and limp body
to his house in Hateno village, slowly and quietly through the night. Paya then awoke on a bed. Well, tied to a bed. Understandably, startled, Paya freaks out and screams.
With screams, yells, and then a loud thud Link was alerted.
HILIA FUCKING DAMNIT!!! SHE WOKE UP!!! *Link then dashes down the stairs*
Paya continued screaming "M-M-M MASTER LINK WHAT IS THIS"
Link whispered in Paya's ear "Oh, Paya, don't worry at all. Link-kun will help you out with your wounds. Here, drink this uma no seishi it's fresh so don't waste it."
Link then forces uma no seishi down Payas throat.
"I'm gonna have fun with you today Paya" Link whispers, cracking a wicked smile.
Paya then screams "SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, PLEASE, PLEASE HELP ME!!!!"
Link whips out his huge throbbing cock and slams it inside Payas delectable virgin vagina.
Paya squeals "Gyaaa noooo ohhh noooo my village will disown me because of having sex before marriage *sob*"
>continued in part 2
Stop
Link snickers and says "Paya you will never even live to see a marriage for the rest of you mortal life you will be my fleshlight and in death you will be in the dumpster I will cum in this is your purpose in life!"
Paya cries, whimpering " H-How can you say such a wicked thing master Link..."
Link then replys promptly with "SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH. YOU ARE MY PROPERTY! NOW LISTEN AND KNEEL TO ME!!!"
Link grabs a knife, saying "now I must punish ou for this I will teach you to obey and be my obedient fleshlight."
He then cuts off Payas birth mark. Paya then squeals. Link the gets the now dismembered birthmark and rubs it on his left nut whilst licking his knife.
"Hey you may have a greater use after all" Link says.
"W-what are you gonna do?" Paya replies
Link grabs his master sword and cuts off Paya's left, then right nipple.
Link then squeezes her nipples to have them spurt out blood. Link drinks this blood.
mockingly, Link yells "your red milk tastes delicious. I might just suck you dry."
Paya screams once again, "PLEEEEAAAAAASSSEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP"
Link scolds Paya, exclaiming "YOU FUCKING WHORE WHAT DID I TELL YOU!!!"
link then unsheathes his master sword and cuts Paya's hands off.
Paya lets out a scream that can be heard all the way to central Hyrule.
"GYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Oh trust me there's more where that came from." Link said, then grabbing multiple wires rigged with ancient electricity and electrocuted Paya. She was out cold...
One day passes and Paya is now tied in with steel rope and is suspended off the ground. Link steps in the room
"how was your sleep any good nightmares?" he mutters.
>continued in part 3
Take it to /lit/, boyo.
whos the squidward of vidya?
>>381597915
The purple Pelican sister from Animal Crossing
>>381597915
How long ago was it that dubs threads starting with this were being posted every hour?
>Watching the trailers for MGSV makes you wonder if the spirits of Dostoyevsky, Stanley Kubrick, and Caravaggio entered Hideo Kojima's body because, using the art of gaming as his canvas, he boldly goes where no one has gone before.
>The trailers for Metal Gear Solid V, prove once again that Hideo Kojima is a master at portraying a wider and more complex view of human nature combined with breathtaking action sequences. A daring and bold move from one of the founders of the future of technology. With Metal Gear Solid V, Hideo Kojima has created the perfect marriage of cinematic storytelling and cutting edge gaming technology. For me, it all culminates into one word: Genius.
- Nicolas Winding Refn
No, seriously, what THE FUCK DID HE MEAN BY THIS???
>>381597736
>>381597736
>trailers
>>381597736
>tfw your wife has a better jawline than you
I bet her dick is bigger too.
Better dead than Al Bhed, ja?
praise be to yevon brudda
That pretty fireworks line got me like nothing else.
I love this racist idiot.
Literally all Al Bhed are scummy thieves and merchants.
What are some good Metroid/Castlevania style games? I just got done with Hollow Knight and looking for more like it. I've played the castlevania games
Dandara looks like it is going to be amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GIrAeNRupI
>>381789752
Rogue Legacy my dude
>>381791162
No?
Hollow Knight is one of the better ones aside from being so drawn out with backtracking, but there are plenty worth playing.
Hideki Kamiya on the Silent Hills playable teaser vs. Resident Evil 7
>Comparing how I felt about P.T. against how I felt about Resident Evil 7... With P.T., the madness of the developers was expressed pretty naturally in the game. RE7 on the other hand felt like it was made by normal people trying to come off as scary.
Is he right?
Why people like this retard?
Yes.
RE7 was THE most generic "kino" game out there.
>>381789868
Because he made games people like.
Name one (ONE - 1) flaw
>>382043887
Only elf waifus
>>382043887
That horrible starting dungeon/tutorial. I cant replay it because of this. Otherwise its 10/10
>>382043887
Realtime combat
Why were Activision fine with this but refuse to put any sort of Nazi imagery in the new CoD game?
>>381597718
Russians are evil goy.
>>381597718
That controversy gave them publicity. Virtue signaling by not showing ebil nazi symbolisms does the same thing now.
>>381597718
those are white people, not jews
A FRIEND OF MY FOUND THIS
https://www.walmart.com/search/?page=5&query=playstation+4+games&typeahead=playstat#searchProductResult
shut up bitch
>what are placeholders
>>381789604
>december
>they probably haven't even started to work on the game yet
Looks legit.
>Othmar "Never Trust An Elf" Garithos
>Othmar "Long-Eared Queers Get the Spears" Garithos
>Othmar "Quelling Quel'thalas" Garithos
>Othmar "Did Nothing Wrong" Garithos
>Othmar "Bleeding Out the Blood Elves" Garithos
>Othmar "Some of You Guys Are Alright, Don't Go to Dalaran Tomorrow" Garithos
>Othmar "Naga or Elf, I'll Kill it Myself" Garithos
>Othmar "Slaughtering Sin'Dorei Sissies" Garithos
>Othmar "Fucking Undead Get Out of My Capital City REEEEEEE" Garithos
>Othmar "Killstreaks on the Magic Freaks" Garithos
>Othmar "Make Lordaeron Great Again" Garithos
>Othmar "Silvermoon Fags Get the Frags" Garithos
>Othmar "Killing Kael'thas' Kooks" Garithos
>Othmar "Pull the Trigger on the Snake-Nigger" Garithos
>Othmar "Fourth Age Best Age" Garithos
>Othmar "Xenos Scum" Garithos
>believing a zombie elf and her pet vampire demon when they promise to give all your shit back if you help them wipe out all of their competition
>hardest difficulty is easier than the easiest difficulty
>>381789417
how is is hardest if it's easier thaneasiest?
>>381789709
in terms of the options listed
Name 1.618033988749894848204586834 games in which this is the case.
HEY YOU
GEESE
SAY YER PRAYERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk0kufx74Io
Slave to a broken order... dare you look upon theDragon's Dogma thread?
*hundreds of posts fanboying and furfagging over grigori, spiced up with popular memorable game quotes*
there's your thread
>Start game
>Load up on empty bottles
>Go to magic spring in the woods
>Fill bottles
>Good on healing items for the rest of the game
>Good on Pawn gifts for the rest of the game
To be honest, if you didn't play at launch than you really missed out. Fucking around with Pawns was the fucking best shit ever.
>>381597558
The rantings of an up-jumped faggot make for tedious reading.