Mario's a fucking cunt.
>>381860989
Peach is on the side to the door, obviously she did it.
>>381860989
Mario didn't do shit it was that dumb whore peach.
Luigi just sucks. Accept it.
Killing Floor one (1) is free on humble bundle
Did you have fun with the demo?
FUCK ye
Surprisingly, yes.
I didn't think an RPG involving miis of all fucking things could be entertaining, but it's the little bits and details that add up and make it actually fairly enjoyable.
>>381620520
thanks doc
The mosty comfy game ever made
Can we have a Guns Girl Z thread?
ITT: Gaming Speeches
"It didn't take long for Reach to fall. Our enemy was ruthless. Efficient. But they weren't nearly fast enough. For you had already passed the torch. And because of you, we found Halo, unlocked its secrets, shattered our enemy's resolve.
Our victory - your victory - was so close... I wish you could have lived to see it. But you belong to Reach. Your body, your armor - all burned and turned to glass. Everything...except your courage. That, you gave to us.
And with it, we can rebuild."
anyone?
>that game you always wanted to play but can't because there are giant spiders/bugs everywhere
What's her name, /v/?
>>381860650
Harden the fuck up.
Top down alien shooters like Shadowgrounds and Alien Breed. I do get through them but the constant tension brought on by expecting ayy waves to burst out the scenery or spawn behind you is too much
Also AvP for the same reason, marine campaign in AvP2 had me bricking it the entire time
there is a mod that replaces all the spider models with pigs
>guy enters your channel
>his mic is on sound sensitive mode
>*crunch* *heavy breathing*
>*car driving by sound*
>HE GETS OFFENDED AND DEFENSIVE WHEN YOU TELL HIM TO USE A HOTKEY
>>381860592
>friend talking thru mic
>can hear his mom yelling at him
>>381860750
>friend talking on Xbox live 10 yrs ago
>can hear him getting beat by his dad
>game doesn't have push to talk
>have to constantly broadcast everything within range of your mic
What's generally considered to be the best version of the 3DS?
N3DSXL > N3DS > 2DS > N2DSXL
N3DSXL
5 inch screen plus optional 3D>3.5 screen with opional or no 3D
2DS is the comfiest
After SuperStar Saga I tried PiT. I finished it but it was boring as shit and the babies sucked.
I on and off tried the others and I have a few things to say. Fuck pic related, fuck the stupid gimmicks, fuck using items for 99% of combat and fuck these tired ass Luigi jokes.
I finished Paper Jam, fuck Paper Jam. Way to ruin what could have been a cool crossover by using the homogenized versions of both series making the whole thing pretty much pointless.
That little shit needs to go.
Superstar Saga is the only genuinely good entry all throughout, though Paper Jam has good gameplay and you get to see the Koopalings and Toadette have some actual character which is nice if you like using those characters in things like Mario Kart. The rest of the games are just dull as fuck in all regards, other than DT having some pretty egregious pacing issues.If anything, I'd say Starlow is one of the better aspects of BIS and DT, because at least you can get angry at her instead of the games just being a constant stream of apathy and mild discomfort. But honestly I couldn't even get angry at her, it was just more whatever.
Alphadream needs to make a new IP, or revisit one of their two original ones, just do something that isn't M&L.
>>381860541
>/v/ praises BiT
>play the game
>tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial
>this fucking cunt won't shut up and let you learn the mechanics on your own pacing
That was worse than Pokémon, fuck those games
What does he say when he gets a star?
>>381860026
Here we go
>>381860026
NIGGER
>>381860026
LETS DO IT
EA has the worst customer service imaginable. After two hours of trying to get Extra Content I've downloaded to work on a new computer, they basically instructed me to delete all my spore data, so we're starting fresh
PICK a fucking planet /v/
>>382080768
>it took a universal purge to stop timmy turner
Jesus.
Also what's the difference between the planets?
>>382081017
Other than location on the map, its usually color of the land/water, and some geography/climate changes
>>382081117
let's go bottom right this time
I'm getting my ass kicked /v/. How do I get good at this game?
Learm how to time your parries scrub
the only hard parts are learning the parry timing against the mech dog fight and realizing that you could rotate the blade in the final boss
>people actually think parrying is hard
This isnt a meme is it?
What's next for handhelds?
Vita and the 3ds havent had a successor in 8 years
>>381861879
6, but who's counting?