LAMP OIL
ROPE
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Join me, Link and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai, or else you WILL DIE
>>381880952
YOU WANT IT?
>>381880952
Great thread, OP.
Why are difficult games so much shit /v/? And how can devs make them more accessible?
Chess is so fucking racist. I'm not sure how chess clubs and tournaments are still allowed in 2017
>>381880873
>try playing some casual matches on lichess
>everyone makes their move fast as fuck
>I have to take 30 seconds to think about my opening moves
>everyone leaves after a 10 seconds
o-okay
>tfw brainlet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBfB7kuk1lA
>>382097679
Im in a wheel chair and this is incredibly patronizing
WE
>>382097679
Im on a skateboard and this is incredibly patronizing
https://www.polygon.com/2017/6/25/15870638/square-enix-drm-denuvo-testimonail
>Square Enix had this to say. "Thanks to you for the incredible service your team provide – it’s great to partner with you! It’s thanks to you guys that people have to buy the game."
Owo, whats this?
>NieR.Automata-CPY
>damn, I can't pirate it. looks like i'll buy it for $60 from this white market oulet
-no pirate ever
>>381880763
u just said it LOL
>>381880763
Are you really this delusional? Plenty of people did just this.
Should I get RE6 or RE7?
Loved 4 but hated 5 and the classics are all great to me.
So which new RE game should I get? 6 or 7.
>>381880485
neither as you will be disappointed with both 6 especially. re7 is great till the bakers are gone...then its as trash as 6
>>381880485
Definitely VII; it's the best RE since 4. RE6 is good, but VII is a completely better experience.
Skip both.
What are the best games about being a gangster?
SpongeBoZZ is a faggott and should be raped by a bunch of real rappers.
Oh god youtube germany is fucked beyond salvation. Every single one of these fuckers in the trend are pure cancer.
Are the other national Youtube communities also so shitty you think they are a disgrace for your country?
>>381881368
Reminder that the only good german rappers are these faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPgJ1NlQlh8
>>381880481
>>381881368
>what the fuck is a SpongeBoZZ
>looks up
>everything is a Spongebob reference, even the record label
Why haven't Nick and/or Viacom removed this cancer?
wtf? he isn't /our guy/ anymore!
>>381880402
Because the didn't buy his game.
>>381880402
>Now girls, be sure to hunch over, mr Howard is sensitive about his height
>>381880402
TESVI: Milfheim
Why is this garbage being sold on Steam?
>>382097182
It's sold because people will buy it.
To trigger butthurt in faggots like you, OP.
>>382097296
/thread
Cancelled games that you wish were made
I wish the original Rayman 4 was made.
Those concept arts look amazing.
Bomberman 3DS.
Scalebound and that one horror game with the corridors and the guy from walking dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE3MRVQk8EA
Phantom Dust
>MMO level scaling
>impossible not to get overpowered around level 20 unless you fully ignore perks, mutagens, gear, signs and runes
>piss easy even on Death March due to how predictable and limited enemy movesets are
>lvl 6 drowners and nekkers hit harder than lvl 25 cyclopses and in groups pose more threat than any large monster 10 levels higher than you
>quests rely on rule of three so much you might thing the game was made by Ubisoft
>helped Scoia'tael in TW2? Too bad, no Iorveth or Saskia for you, now Roche is your best friend
>let major character die? Whatever, even if they live they're out of the picture for the rest of the game anyway
>Eredin has less dialogue than that big bad dragon from Skyrim, you get fuck all motivation to pursue Wild Hunt other than "gotta protect muh daughter" if you haven't read source material
>Radovid turned into edgy saturday morning cartoon villain because the game needed an excuse for Dijkstra's plotline, I guess?
>crafting completely useless outside witcher gear
>lack of visual variety in gear and NPC faces, every village has a Big Nose Sally female face.
>enemy reskins are just that, reskins. it doesn't matter how drowner, water hag or siren is called, they have the exact same abilities
>3 games in, quest fights still start in the middle of combat with fade-out-of-black screen that prevents certain inputs
>3 games in, sound mixing is still horrible
>30FPS prerendered (rendered on consoles settings, no less) cutscenes for most basic scenes
>models snap in place and physics go crazy in every cutscene, terrible camera cuts
>why is underwater """combat""" even a thing?
>Skellige breaks story pacing, recommended for lvl16 for some reason
>Places of dohvakiin power
There are games, like DD for example, that you would call a flawed gem. Game that suffered from publisher meddling, monetary and time limitations. For TW3 I propose a new term. Ruined gem. A great game that was ruined by retarded design decisions.
Enhanced edition when?
I did quit tw3 a few hours in.
It was just really fucking terrible.
PRESS X TO JASON : THE GAME
>>381880165
Pasterino.
>>381880246
Exactly. Where are my guns? I don't see how its possible to play without taller people.
>Stories are the most important part of games
Sometimes I wish I could see what people see in these games.
Anytime someone says games should focus on being games they get bombarded with, "I guess you've never played a JRPG before ;)" or "Story makes a game worth playing. Pure gameplay is for MP"
I just wish my standards were lower because JRPGs are the last thing I'd use to signify any type of narrative quality. Or that the medium based around playing games should not do the thing it's best at.
It pains me how wanting games to focus on being games is a bad thing. People will cite shit like LiS or P5 as proof of how there's stories only games can tell. Meanwhile, CYOA books/movies exist and P5's story would fit right in with your typical YA fantasy.
I just want games to be games. I'm sick of having to hunt for games that focus on being games.
>>381879930
It'll be okay anon. Cinematic games are gonna be dead pretty soon
Cinematic experiences are garbage.
But the future is with the games that manage to use the interactivity provided by medium to tell a story in unconventional way without actually hurting the gameplay. Like Bastion/Transistor or Automata.
>>381879930
you cant have engaging games without good story retard. what would a masterpiece like skyrim or last of us be without story?????
retard
prove me wrong
>>382096793
I agree.
I love the gameplay. TPP was the first playable and fun game made by Kojima.
Fixed
>>382096793
>MGS2 above 3
completely accurate
why does ana never get play of the game?
MADA MADA
I need healing.
>>381879951
Lisah fī nās lāzim aḥmīhum.
>>381879917
>wait for a Graviton Surge
>throw grenade
>wait for your team to kill those affected by the grenade
>enjoy POTG
I got fucked in my placement matches and shit sent me to 2200. People is so fucking awful that I got the POTM with Ana twice.
>Play an RPG
>Gambling is a "skill"
>>381879693
>>381879693
>RNG ever
>>381879693
>Not making a fuckton if money to spend
>slowly coming to the realization that I hate loot systems
>modern games just contain so much worthless loot
I just want pick ups and upgrades to be meaningful.... Less quantity and more quality. You guys know Conan the Barbarian (the Arnold version)? He falls in a pit and finds a fucking RAD sword. It's a badass moment and I feel a solid RPG could handle loot in similar ways. Why would he pick up every piss poor weapon he finds off of every bandit he kills? He wouldn't, because he earned his weapon through adventure; not to mention carrying that insane magnitude of garbage makes zero sense whatsoever.
"RPG" elements are cancer that needs to be removed from all games.
>>381879521
Breath of the Wild, I think, did a good job by side-stepping the issue somewhat, since loot is not fixed equipment, but rather a ressource. So I would agree with the notion that is not a satisfying solution for all games.
Consider the difference between Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2, that's what happens if you remove most of your loot.