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>A7: Miyamoto: We want to make anime for Pikmin, Star Fox, Yoshi, etc. and distribute it freely, or integrate into games.

https://twitter.com/cvxfreak/status/880249885315833858

NINTENDO ANIME BOYS

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Leave mapkino to me

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Why did jews declare war on video games? because after they dominated movies and academia the only left was video games

That coincides with the election Rabbi Obama because he was a jewish negro puppet working for the elite while getting approval from all big media

1) Big Bang Theory: geek culture, slut women, 3 jewish women portrait as intelligent and funny Propaganda targeted at 14 year old kids to like embrace the ''dude I'm a PhD xD"
2) Call of Duty: kids being introduced to the concept of ''war is necessary''
3) Bioshock: a mixture of (((Ayn Rand))) narcissistic view of human's reason with anti-capitalist memes
4) The rise of cinematic garbage by telling stories about strong, empowered and beautiful women in a world of fragile men where the jewish directors tell stories about (((class struggle))) and (((social justice)))
5) The rise of LGBTQ+ seal of approval. Now every game must include gay, browns, blacks which are the good people and whites are shown as perverted and evil while at the same time the only good white characters are the ones supporting transgenderism and empowering women

This vertical and brutal attack on video games perpetrated by liberal and libertarian jews cannot be stopped

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>been depressed as fuck the past few months and thinking about ending it
>metro exodus revealed at e3
>its actually been making me think about not offing myself atleast until after its released

Should i wait it out /v/?

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I do not understand the hype and praise this piece of shit got back in the day. This had to be the most boring FPS I've ever played and it all has to do with shitty level design

>Gun variation is so minimal that you're either using a riffle, or an alien riffle more than half the time, and you cant even pick up any of thew swords
>Driving controls are the worst controls i've ever had to endure. Who thought putting gas on the analog stick was a smart idea? And that last segment was absolute hell all because of the shitty controls
>Lack of audio options, Let alone captions because half the time the god awful music is louder than the vocals and you can't hear shit because of it. And half the time its actually important dialogue telling you what to do and where to go
>Cortana is an absolute bitch. Fuck her.

But the biggest offender of all:
>Levels especially after Truth and Reconcilliation become nothing but copy-pasted coridoor treking
>Half of the levels consist of "Go to [building] 3 times" when its literally the exact same building structure wise that you feel like you've already been there.
>The other half is annoying shit like the flood hordes and running through a maze that is literally just re-used assets every turn
>The game is literally half a game in the fact that after 5 levels, you then spend the other 5 retracing your steps in a way that makes DMC4 backtracking look good.

The fact people would praise this shit, even back then simply astounds me. Even Deus ex had better FPS mechanics, and level design that actually made it feel like you were progressing. The fact people compare this to prime is just plain insulting.

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Have you ever actually been scared by a video game

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You got 1 (one) Attosecond (one quintillionth of a second) to come up with a plausible and convincing argument as to why they didn't include Super Mario All-Stars™ (Copyright © 1993 Nintendo) on this thing.

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Why did they have to make literally EVERY male companion a gay LGBT faggot? I understand one or two, but literally ALL of them are gay bumfuckers. Why?

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Why don't you play fighting games?

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Am I the only one looking forward to both Forces and Mania? All I see is people trying to pit them against eachother. I like both Classic and Modern Sonic games for different reasons.

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>game is set in the future
>everything is made of hexagons

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>FIVE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS
YOU CAN'T FUCKING MAKE THIS UP

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Your opinion about Ellie?

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www.nintendoeverything.com/details-from-nintendos-77th-annual-general-meeting-of-shareholders/

– Zelda: Breath of the Wild sales at 2.76 million units on Switch
– Zelda also sold 1.08 million copies on Wii U
– Total sales for Zelda at 3.84 million
– Switch sales at 2.74 million units during the most recent fiscal year
– Mario Maker and Kirby were well-received on 3DS
– Pokemon GO has helped sales of past Pokemon games; hardware sales up outside Japan
– On mobile, Mario Run and Fire Emblem Heroes well received
– NES/Famicom Mini also did well
– amiibo sales dropped due to lack of new games
– Assets increased by 172 billion yen
– Debt has increased by 82 billion yen, secondary assets up by 90 billion yen
– Nintendo focused on increased the populace’s access to Nintendo IP
– Working on growing game hardware & further establishing smart device biz
– Outside of games, USJ Super Nintendo World and other efforts are being made to increase appeal to past and future Nintendo fans
– 3DS sales surpassed 66 million
– 3DS software sales are on firm ground
– New 2DS XL and new games like Pokemon UltraSM/3rd party titles on the way
– Nintendo will work to continue the smart device games with new apps; Miitomo, Mario Run, FE Heroes released thus far with different concepts
– Nintendo Classic Mini Super Famicom out in Japan on 10/5, elsewhere in September; designs match what each region got originally
– Nintendo values creativity/originality and will release products that surprise consumers
– Nintendo Dividends: 430 yen/share
– Some talk about election/re-election of board members; Genyo Takeda is not seeking re-election