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I got a good 50 hours or so out of your mom.

>>382677082
You banged his mom 6000 times?

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I hate the story with a burning passion but I loved the gameplay in this piece of shit.

Let's 'a go

How do you not hear that?

LETSDOEEEEEEEET

>>382676204
He's saying popsicle ya fuckin brick.

>>382676057
I'm interested, what's your email/skype

>>382676507
Great, send me an email with your skype name here and ill add you right up or on this [email protected]

>>382676710
No I meant your real email

WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS

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>>382675569

Super Battle Droids are gay
Droideka sounds like Faileka
Donut stations are vagina symbolism
Roger Roger? More like Kill me kill me

Would I what

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>>382677101
>replies to himself

Your autism knows no bounds

What does the N stand for?

>>382675252
did you just found out about that 100 year old video or what

reminder that blow fans think cooking in botw makes no sense

cooking is literally "take ingredients, drop them in a hot pot"

as if you needed further proof of their lack of basic life skills and their turbo autism

>>382675347
>i-it's old f-forget a-about i-it

>>382675203
>"hey guys how do you stay interested in food? I have the fridge full of decades old moldy shit but I don't feel like eating anything"

I'm an achievement fag so that helps me get through them. All part of getting older anon.

>>382675203
What is that gay shit he's doing with his arm.

Yes.

>>382675002
Yup

"I'm a fucking faggot"
Does this apply to you?

>>382674617
Literally stockholm syndrome

>>382674617
>honedtly doesnt even have anything good
It's a free OS that can run many scientific and engineering programs, which already makes it superior to Windows when it comes to both work and study. Personally, I have a dedicated gaming rig that uses Win10 for vidya gaems and a laptop with Ubuntu that I use for Computational Mechanics projects where I run programs like FEAPPv, ANSYS and even fucking MATLAB. Why not install Win10 on the laptop as well you might ask? Because Ubuntu is fucking free, that's why.

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>>382674617
>has to squeeze cuck into every sentence even though contextually it makes no goddamn sense

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Bump

he was the most menacing in 1. in 2, he is still moderately serious but has moments where he acts like a goof. in 3, he is just a broken man. he has got his ass beaten by one of his own creations twice, the guy that he stole credit for his work blew up his space ship, and the evil tiki mask that told him how to conquer the world is now up his ass and possessing him constantly. by this point he is aware he is the villain that will never win and you can tell by his dialogue and the tone in his voice. hilariously, uka uka behaves more like cortex did in the first game and is unaware of how fucked he is, despite being cortex's boss.

oh but 3 did jump the shark though. too many gimmick shit levels. the jet ski, scuba diving, and flying levels were all shit. the motorcycle levels could stay though, i guess.

>>382676121
Thanks for not being a numale that shits on the motorbike levels but the jet ski levels are some of the most fun Crash levels of all time...OF ALL TIME

/v/ hates video games

I don't see what's so hard to understand

>>/v/ hates also hates linear games (Sun/Moon, Metroid Fusion, xenoblade and many others)
Only autists at /vp/ hate those games. Fusion even gets defended despite being a MOM prequel.

Fuck off with your bait thread.

There is more then one person on v you stupid fucking faggot.

Video games is shit now we've known this for a while

>that guy who browses reddit and posts their front page content to see what /v/ thinks about it

>that guy who points out that OP browses reddit, who also browses reddit

>le 90s maymay
It's not like all modern games are online-only at all, that's a fight that's still ongoing. You could, you know, NOT buy that shit and support devs who offer normal lan or private servers.

I wouldn't say I feel for the /v/ meme, since mine was a gift, but I enjoyed mine and still play it for BotW, Smash, MK, and Splatoon (which are surprisingly still active).

>>382674108
>still play it for BotW
why

>>382675048
why not?

People play MvM?

People play TF2?

People play?

>>382673318
death stranding is attention seeking trailer and nothing more. It will newer be released or developed. Game do not exist. Keep jerking on Normans naked butt tho

>>382674730
Whatever it might be,

his next project is another MGS game

>>382675001
there wont be any next project you retard. After DS gets canceled that would be it for him