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>penis

Longtime sims player but is this in the game?

I only played with sex mods as a trap who seduced and impregnated any married woman, so it fit my tastes fine.

>>382928651
Finally, I can officially make futanari, traps and reverse traps!

>>382929281
>escort missions:the game,the book,the movie,the play
>good
Dead rising was always shit

>grinding for the real megabuster was basically a road trip
I don't know how to feel about driving for seven hours straight in a game that isn't a racing game

Sully game

She's hot tbqh

>>382928392

>end the game in her 70's

even if she managed to stay in Olympic shape into her 50's, her bones would be so fucking brittle post menopause that a four foot fall would shatter her pelvis into dust. Women fucking suck at aging, they just have a higher life expectancy because men do dangerous shit like coal mining, fire-fighting, and war.

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>>382928340
They all will be emulatable with better Graphics and Performance, sooner or later.

>>382928340
Nioh sucks, too fast.
Ninja Gaiden was shit and so is Nioh.

>weeb garbage
>weeb shit
>japanese trash

>>382927996
Because muh acting.
Vidyas is serioux business.
We're so much mature now.

>>382927996
If anything, that's hitman

>>382927996
Gotta justify that motion capture equipment somehow

Who is the Tom Bombadil of video games?

>>382927932
Considering how large and profitable the IP is I wouldn't be surprised actually.
I just hope it's nothing like BotW

>>382928121
Gaunter O'Dimm

>I've heard that most of them have bloated egos and can't stand criticism
if that were true then /v/ should be 95% modders

Trainwiz is one.

>>382928645
so 95% of /v/ isn't actually on /v/?

>>382927198
I like them very much, i just hope blizzard allows us to buy the next ones instead, questiline was lame.
Also a missing raid tier and unbalanced pvp were worth the wait for slight model changes of older mounts.

>>382927198
I heard some autists hated them because
1.- some are incredibly boring, while other incredibly awesome
2.- some counted as multiple mounts for unlocking colors, while some didn't which massively triggered autists who collect mounts, since they're only playing to have higher numbers in their achievement score or whatever.

>>382927198
Some are great and some are terrible.

You posted one of the worst.

>>382927053
No shit

>>382927179
So why'd slash vee lie to me
Do you cunts even like video games

>playing cisquisition
>it's honestly not THAT bad
>/v/ told me it's SJW garbage but i haven't actually seen anyt-
>suddenly meet iron bull's diversity crew
>tranny-thing starts explaining in detail that xir is a man with a vagina and this is normal, completely out of the blue
>le bull calmly confirms that tranny-thing has a place in qunari society because gender is a social construct or something
>actually have the option to argue against this
>get a stern lecture on my cishet privilege
>everyone starts getting mad and telling me how wrong i am
>have no option but to apologize for offending m'sir
>"gee i sure was bigoted thanks for enlightening me my diverse mercenary friends"
later send them all on a suicide mission and they get slaughtered as bull watches

everything went better than expected. but it was still a shit game.

god damnit suda51's hand in killer7 just raised more questions than answered them didn't it

That japanese assassin lady was cute

>>382926516
It doesn't actually make any sense. The lure is that you think it does, so you waste hours of your life thinking about it.

Argentina has no Falklands.

>>382925715
So?

The guy is a spaniard get fucked sudacas

>>382925369
Let's not.

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>>382925949
Why not?

>>382925369
what the fuck is the cancerous bullshit

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>>382925283
Search for Kung fu mod.

>>382925283
Max Payne is timeless.

>>382925641
Also this but play it vanilla (with sound fix) first time, the gameplay still holds up really well.

kung fu mod I heard about but it never sounded too interesting to me

I'd rather just have like a physical combat generic mod, where I could use human shields, and different mobility acrobatics.

>>382925187
it's gonna be real gay
thank god

>>382925187
>>382925187
>"my daughter asked me why the dragon killed everyone"
>"I don't know. I don't know anymore"
So I changed it all, now the fluffy teddy bear hugged everyone and they all lived happily ever after.

Chris "because my daughter saw it" metzen.

>>382925187
>alliance hoody

I thought chris was a huge horde fanboy

>>382925116
damn, this nigga based

>>382925208
Genuinely uncertain if this is a man or a woman.

>>382925116
>autistic manchildren
>glorified fisher price tablet
>/pol/shitter
seriously, who was it