ITT: awful games you didn't even bother to finish the prologue
The Witcher 1.
>tutorial is boring as fuck. Takes like 2 hours.
>geralt is the most boring character ever
>enter the first level
>le ghost dogs
>le bar in a small boring town
>bunch of useless sidequests
Time to quit.
>>389590553
your loss fagboi
AP is kinda shitty but really fun when you get into it. It's the best mediocre game ever
What did you think of it?
it's alright, but not yet a good HL1 replacement (nor will it ever when it comes to mods).
Unfinished, and tons of other bugs and issues.
Half life 1 when you think of it is basically escape the room office edition
>>389615531
Xen when?
Remember Alyx Vance was PC gaming number one waifu? /v/ What happened?
http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Alyx_Vance
>>389590475
Namdahs<
>>389590475
>>389590475
FULLY
>buzzword
>mislabeled as genre I don't like
>buzzword
>buzzword
>something about SJWs
>eh? You've never seen a p-
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Why would anybody ever play [popular game] like holy shit I watched a video of it and it's literally just [extremely oversimplified explanation based on 5 seconds of footage] is there really what [platform userbase] plays now? Jesus Christ gaming is dead
>>389590292
Sorry, what's that?
>>389590292
NEVER SEEN A BREASTS?
>>389590292
is thgis loli thred?
Which ultimate moves in fighting games are the most satisfying to pull off?
zangif pillar driver
>I AM THE PROTECTOR OF RUSSIAS SKY
sjc ultras were fun in sf4
aw yeah gurl
>>389590223
I LOVE BIG DICKS IN ME
I get my chest, legs, balls and ass done every other week.
>>389590964
What?
Why are you STILL not playing this meme game?
Because it's still a meme game.
because i get literal anxiety from playing it
>>388782063
it's probably going to be goty
Is Bayonetta good?
Yes, but nu-/v/ is accostumed to casual garbage like bamham combat
>>389589778
Bayo 1 is shit, Bayo 2 is God-tier.
>>389589778
the actual gameplay is great, but there's a lot of shitty cutscenes in the way
Do you think we're ever gonna get a Paper Mario game like the first two? Or even one as good as SPM again?Also Vivian thread
Bump?
>picking your gender affects the difficulty
why don't more games do this?
bcuz lmao equality
>>389588660
/pol/ fuck off.
Resident Evil did
>costs millions to add to your game
>causes your fans to hate you and mass-downvote your game on steam
>pirates crack it in a few days anyways, rendering the whole thing pointless
Why do developers/publishers still add DRM to their single-player games?
Do they not realize that people actually want to support the developers and buy the game?
Do they not realize that anyone who wants to pirate the game can do so effortlessly regardless of what kind of barriers they put up?
To please investors that the game is "safe from being stolen".
Literally everyone knows that it's bullshit, especially publishers/devs since they see how many games they sold down to each copy.
>>389587990
the people making these decisions don't give a fuck about any of that. investors whine about piracy and so they say "look we put anti-piracy in, hooray" and that investor doesn't sell their stake in the company and bow out
>>389587990
>>costs millions to add to your game
not millions, but still a hideous amount.
>>causes your fans to hate you and mass-downvote your game on steam
heh. yeah. love that.
>>pirates crack it in a few days anyways, rendering the whole thing pointless
cracking in a few days... well, no. it has been a work in progress to defeat various versions of it for a couple of years.
>Do they not realize that people actually want to support the developers and buy the game?
sure, but not if it has a piece of shit DRM that impacts on game performance.
>Do they not realize that anyone who wants to pirate the game can do so effortlessly regardless of what kind of barriers they put up?
true, but for piracy to happen, it helps to have the protection broken otherwise you have useless hunk of data you can't run.
ITT: Games only considered classics because of nostalgia.
beat it for the first time last month, its like a slower and older version of dork souls
Any game that's old
>>389588108
this
I don't care what anyone says, 1440p 60fps is the absolute sweet spot for graphics, at least unless you're super rich.
Is 4k, 144fps better? Of course, but then you're spending like 2-3 grand.
1440p, 60fps is almost as good for only 1 grand.
This has been my opinion have a good day.
alright real talk
1440p/144Hz or 4k/60Hz?
>>389587776
as someone who shelled out for 4k, its really not worth it
the only games it makes look noticeably better are ones with a heavy focus on close-up textures or more drawn-art style games
>>389587776
I'm using 1440p @ 144hz and yes it's amazing. $k is a meme.
What's the deal with this series. It gets a lot of hype and praise.
All the gameplay footage and reviews i've seen involve
>buy big sword
>hit a dinosaur
>repeat
Is there any depth to it: can you explore, play different fighting styles etc. Or is it what you see is what you get.
Basically should i buy it for my 3DS or other console.
slash sloosh slash slosh
>>389587706
same appeal of diablo, none whatsoever
this is a thinly veiled attempt at a "sell me on x game" thread. Do your own research
Will the Switch survive without essential third-party games?
>>389614685
Probably the only two games that I'd be okay with having on the Switch are Persona 5 and Monster Hunter.
>>389614685
All of the third party portable support for the 3DS will move over to the Switch in time.
It will likely steal the waifu/weaboo market from the Vita as well.
>>389614685
If they get a Madden, a quality racing sim and a COD with a healthy playerbase it'll be fine if it misses out on everything else.
Nintendo games don't play anime games not made by Nintendo or western stuff anyways