The plot was utter dogshit. Why does /v/ worship this game again?
>>383974737
It doesn't?
DXMK was pretty much universally shit on by /v/ from day one due to them cutting the game in half to dole out as paid DLC, plus shit writing on top of that.
>>383974737
It wasn't dogshit but it was poorly paced and ended just as it picked up.
>>383974737
The plot is the one thing that is universally agreed to be fucking shit.
Zora girls > Rito girls > Gerudo > Hylian girls
If you're a faggot
So... can Hylians and Zora reproduce?
If Link and Mipha had gotten together, would they have adopted?
>>383974440
link simply fertilizes her eggs with his semen not hard
ITT: actually good vidya based on movies.
Give me my deternaters mr miclayne
~Hands Groober
>>383973927
And here I was thinking that I was the only one that played that game. Anyway, pic related is my addition to this thread.
haha what is he doing
he cant play games hes a duck haha
quack QUACK
quack QUACK
Duck walks into gamestop says put it on my bill
>>383973898
He's looking for some games that have nice quack time events.
Hey /v/ so im deathly ill and will be resting for a few weeks, any all around good games that I should play?
>>383973794
what genre do you like and what are your specs
>>383974031
i9-7900X
2 GTX 1090 Ti in SLI
32 GB DDR4-3200
I love story games, rpgs and just anything that has nice gameplay mechanics, but im a sucker for indie story games such like Lisa, Off, and Undertale
>>383974031
>>383974291
1080* oops
>this board hypes up anarchy reigns like a motherfucker back then
>"Kamiya is a fucking genius, this game man, this game is gonna be awesome!"
>"It's a better 3d fighter than games like Tekken!"
Now look. Game bombed hard even in Japan, is a failure, and is dead. Meanwhile, Tekken 7 is going strong.
Never. Listen. To. /v/.
am I in a 5 year old thread
>>383973790
>Kamiya
>>383973790
But it was awesome
Popularity =/= fun
How is this wireless chip such shit? My router is literally in the same room as it and it only gets 5mbps, meanwhile my cellphone gets a full 120mbps throughout my house.Been enjoying the shit out of Yakuza 0.
>>383973772
it knows its owner is a faggot so it's intentionally pissing him off deal with it
>>383973772
Same here. I even have an xbox360 next to my ps4 and it is way faster, as well as my phone. Fuck it, I can't even play videos on youtube on my ps4 while having no problems with other devices. Good thing I never play online.
I'm also enjoying Yakuza 0, I'm at chapter 10 and don't want to continue because I don't want it to be over
>>383973772
If your router is in the same room why aren't you just direct connecting?
Hello
I just started Playing "The Witcher III"
As with all Triple A games I play I always like to come here and ask for peoples advice.
Without any spoilers or anything what would you suggest?
main goals:
1. Have a smooth, fun, gaming experience
2. have plenty of Crowns so i don't have to sorry to much about it.
3. tips or tricks that you have heard of or developed yourself that made the game more fun or less daunting.
4. anthing you like. perhaps your favorite trick, or a method of gameplay that you have found to be fortuitous. anything at all.
Thank you so kindly for your help.
PS. any cool "hacks" or game play mechanics that I can exploit? I dont want it to destroy the story of course but. if you found them interesting or fun i would be glad to know of them.
>>383975349
Thats a dick thing to do assclown
press attack over and over. the game does the rest. dont even have to press anything else
Op grab the gourmet perk that makes food last 20 minutes it helps alot
Pikka pikka pikka desska?
Yes.
yeh
>>383973486
Ehhh? Sugoi desu ne!
why aren't there games with cute nerdy women?
no one likes nerds 2bh
>>383973241
who is this money thot?
>cute
>nerdy
>woman
Pick two.
is this worth buying? Pirating is unfortunately not an option.
why not
>>383972898
>Pirating is unfortunately not an option
why?
>>383972898
Get it during a sale. It often goes for super cheap.
>Play Dark Souls 1 after beating 2 and 3
>It fucking sucks
Wew. To think i was right all along, Dark Souls is a fucking turd. The most memed game in history.
well this thread is going to turn into a shit show
>>383972740
Just in case, i meant Replay.
The kite dragon's gimicky breath is unblockable, even at NG+. The framerate-based gameplay is utterly stupid and it's super slow and laggy at 30 fps or less.
I played Dark 2 and 3 first as well. It's not bad at all. I also really like some of the weapon infusions that didn't make it back along with some of the weapons like pancake maker.
Only thing that doesn't hold up for shit though is the combat. Sometimes I just wish anything worked well.
Other than that, it's definitely the best world in the series. No meme geometry the player can plainly see but not explore. I'm in Duke's Archives and to my surprise the grassy areas at the base of the thing wasn't scenery. All explorable. If it were any other Souls game... damn. Would never happen.
You must be tired after today, let's go to sleep!
>>383972496
fuck off morgana
>>383972496
god he's so hot
>>383972496
let me hang out with better characters, you damn cat
Red pill me on Mario Kart 8. Why are heavy characters like Morton and Dry Bowser used a lot by the pros?
Heavy characters in Nintendo racing games usually have high top speed.
>>383972483
>pros
>unironically implying competitive Mario Kart exists
>>383972483
>Implying you don't want to push people a bazillion miles off track while also having the best top speed
I'm lookin at RE4 and DMC4SE
I was considering FF12 but the combat "playing itself" sounds like a pretty big turnoff for me
>>383972213
kys please
>>383972831
why
was it the ff12 thing