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>>383672679
GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVVY (Van)

>>383673490
YEAH, THATS THE MASTER PLAN

>>383673939
DRRRRRRRRRRIVE INTO THE WOODS AND EAT CORN OUT THE CAN

>>383672383
I inject them directly.

>>383672383
What does this mean? that I didn't grow taller because of shit posture?

>>383673150
no it means your lowerback needs good support if you are sitting all day.

Besids there is no reason being 8"5, hit the gym fatso.

>>383672025
Episode 1 - 3/10
Episode 2 - 6/10

>>383672025
Episode 1 - 0/10
I haven't played Episode 2.

>>383672025
Shovelware/10

Fern appreciation thread

BADDA BING BADDA BOOM

ASHES

Xeodrifter
>Haha which of the four planets do you want to start on? Trick question, you can only progress on one of them lol faget
>Tap the jump button, fly the full jump height. Worse than Super Mario.
>Fight the same boss twice
>Slowly dick around in this shitty sub
>Walk past areas that are very clearly areas you'll have to bumble through later when you have another power-up

DARKSIDERS
>Entire combat system has 0 combos that use more than one button
>Liam O'Brian and fucking MARK HAMILL are picked up to voice the two main characters and do literally nothing for the entire runtime
>Council is just a ripoff of the Precursors except not cool or interesting
>Game is open world just for the sake of being open world, does nothing but extend the amount of time it takes to get from level to level
>Health Upgrade system of getting more health bars completely irrelevant because enemies get more damage almost 1:1 with your health gains
>All the environmental puzzles are mostly just trying to make the controls and items do what you want them to do
>Incredibly flimsy worldbuilding where who or what Satan (The Destroyer) actually is is up to debate
>Sequel ruined the premise by rewriting the four horsemen of the apocalypse
>Remastered edition of the game still looks worse than Arkham Asylum, which came out in the same year (using the same engine I think too) and still looks good today.
>Bizarre tone with Scottish demigod smiths from a wannabe Tolkien story alongside a no-nonsense avatar of War fighting to clear his name
>Blandest, least inspired levels in vidya history
>Wrath meter is acquired at a bafflingly slow rate (I only had three bars by the end of the game, which was enough for ONE special attack)
>Weird balancing, with one boss wrecking your shit unless you have Chaos Form, in which case he dies instantly
>Coolest mechanic of the game, Ruin, barely used
>Ugly as shit protagonist
>Sidekick changes from helping, taunting, and wacky at the drop of a hat
>Too many side items and too little ways to bind them to the Dpad (It's not FC3 bad, but still horrible)
>Said side items are either mandatory (Crossblade) or absolute dogshit that barely gets used as a tool and doesn't help in combat (Pistol, Horn)

dark souls 2 a poop

>>383671501
Always. With hacking it pretty much is the definitive Nintendo console.

>>383671501
It has a few good games but lets be real, its got less games worth playing than the fucking vita.

>>383671501
I really enjoy mine but definitely find the overall library to be a little lacking. A few of the mainline entries were a little uninspired, as well.

>>383671593
The hacking definitely adds a huge layer of usability, however.

I'm just waiting for the Switch to get hacked so I can emulate everything on the go. I miss my PSP.

>>383671289
Crystal Chronicles has like 5 games, only the first one is good. That ratio is almost as bad as Final Fantasy mainline

>>383671585
You have to admit it's more interesting on the gameplay front though and had more potential.

>>383671279
"Sorry love but I'm deep in siberian jungle here trying to stop a bisexual electric man from gaining control of a giant robot can we please stay on the topic at hand?"

snake i may seem like an unassuming character who doesnt do much but im actually the root of all evil in this series

>>383671601
What MGS game was it that established she was Dr Clark again?

>>383671263
>male nigger is a literal monkey
Haha.

>>383671263
Why make a comparison when both images are the same OP?

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264KB, 960x1280px

Epic

cant go wrong with anime girls

Silent Patch
SkyGFX

play it until you realize its nothing like how you remembered it and get the superior ps2 version or kill yourself

>but the framerate and resolution
is unironically part of the experience

BUT FF3 IS FFVI

lazy boring bait

>>383671017
sssh dont correct him