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>be warrior of some nerd land named hyrule
>entire town full of sjw sandniggers
>keep rejecting my attempts at entering because of my cis white male priveleges >plan.exe
>walk up to the guards out front
>"HALT VOE SCUM"
>ignore their bafoonery
>stare them dead in the eyes and unzip pants
>can feel their lady bits shaking the sand
>sand seals vomit at the stench of fish
>drop pants to expose the other sword to seal the darkness in its 10 inch throbbing glory
>it shines bright, contrasting the sand
>zelda quivers but doesnt break
>rito weeps because of his beta bird dick
>Vah Naboris kneels in respect
>gerudo's fault lines erupt and cause a massive earthquake
>the land of hyrule is basked in manly glory
>i close my eyes for just a moment to feel the pure power surge through my surroundings
>open eyes
>sjws are writhing on the ground and foaming at the mouth
>gerudo is half in ruins
>Vah Naboris is stuck and can't move
>every living creature in the desert is belly up dead
>some have macabre smiles
>sigh and pull lady loincloths out of ass somewhere
>idk how i fit my weapons up there, they just kinda slide in
>anothermatter.jpeg
>adorn wildly colorful ladypants
>theyre tight on my precious spirit orbs
>hike them up to my bellybutton in triumph
>sandbaboons immediately stop writhing
>the moon comes back out
>"you may enter, my lady"
>stroll in with manhood slapping against the cloth, sending vibrations around my feet
>mfw they saw my cock and still think im a woman
>mfw im a crossdresser
>mfw im linkelle, the greatest warrior ever lived
Next to Whiterun, Gerudo has the worst employed guards. Anyone else publicly expose themselves there?
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>>383860442
>sand seals vomit at the stench of fish
thanks for the giggle OP.
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>A city inhabited only by shitskinned women
A SJW's wet dream.
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>>383860442
>Need to go into the Guardian to save Hyrule
>haha no only us womyn can :^)
King should have just murdered the whole lot of them in ocarina. Waste of space.
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It's Splatfest time! Everyone can play Splatoon 2 for free this weekend!
[NA] - Saturday, July 15
3pm - 7pm (PST)
6pm - 10pm (EST)
[EU] - Saturday, July 15
5pm - 9pm (UK)
6pm - 10pm (CEST)
Make sure to show some support for your team and idol!
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>>384027814
WHO /KING or QUEEN/ HERE?
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>>384027946
No one can be that lucky
>get guy who just stays in spawn painting walls
>lose
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>>384028007
I'm 60/99 points to get there
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>game has an ending
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>anon makes a bad shitpost
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>>383860026
> Not exclusively playing the best games Fallout 3, fallout 4, and skyrim
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>>383860026
>Tfw haven't finished some games because they will end after the next fight and I can't bring myself to let the game end.
>not doing damage control
This game is a reskinned meatboy, stop pretending.
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It really isn't. It plays much more like I Wanna be the Guy except instead of bullshit instant-death triggers, most triggers give you access to secret stuff/more Tumors.I don't like it, but that's my opinion.
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Looks more like some kind of open world platformer to me
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>>383860015
>patrick cuckpek
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>I-is that a dead body?
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If you aren't playing as Chad you aren't really playing at all.
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No Chad, it's just a dead game
RIP
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I ain't tryin to play my games with no deel-do
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>>383859798
YOU LOOK LIKE TWO PEANUTS HAD A FIGHT AND MUTATED EACH OTHER TOGETHER!
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SONY
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>Sonybro's arguments
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What a shit thread
email field function used.
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Nigger fuck you and this gay ass thread I hope your asshole falls out of your fucking body.
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Video games don't have to be games, just because a compound phrase has a word in it doesn't mean that word applies. That's a pretty basic concept of language, and a readily apparent one at that.
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>monster/alien character calls humans "pigskins"
Why is racism in games ok if it's directed at whites?
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>even Neil deGrasse Tyson is getting in on the No Man's Sky/Star Citizen gravy train
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2000580152/neil-degrasse-tyson-presents-space-odyssey-the-vid/description
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no seriously, isn't Star Citizen out yet?
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Remember that time Richard Dawkins promoted some terrible looking indie game vaguely related to evolution?
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Some people like their space games small. But he likes em BIG
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>actual legitimate gaming journalism
what the FUCK is happening??
http://compete.kotaku.com/15-years-later-heres-why-a-gamer-was-duct-taped-to-a-c-1796679499
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>>383859185
He clearly is just up there because there wasn't enough room at one of the tables.
You don't need to write at Kotaku to figure that out.
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Fuck this guy.
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>misclicked /vg/
>they actually talk about video games
WHAT THE FUCK
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>click /v/
>memes
>What game lets me [meme]
>cropped porn
>anime girl
>thing happens in game
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>>383860587
I treat /v/ like a neo /b/ and am consistently rewarded for doing so.
How do I be a cool video gamebro?
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>>383858813
Jerk off to underage children and defend it.
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What is the /v/ equivalent of this?
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>>383858774
Oh my nanomachines
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>>383858774
O MY SATSUI NO HADO
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Actually looks really fun. I remember wanting this since I played the games decades ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpCarkGGoxI
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looks cool but watch capcom give a C&D. it's funny because this was pretty much the concept of megaman universe which they canceled around the same time as legends 3.
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>>383859097
it's already out though, nothing capcom can do
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>MegaMan Universe will never release