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>"Hey Anon, you've beat Dark Souls, right?"
>"R-r-right, of course, only a c-complete casual hasn't beaten Dark Souls!"
Friendly reminder that you haven't actually beaten Dark Souls if you've:
>Only beaten Asylum Demon in the second round
>Haven't beaten Taurus Demon without plunging attacks
>Summoned for Bell Gargoyles
>Used the fire bomb cheese on Capra Demon
>Summoned for Gaping Dragon
>Didn't beat Pinwheel and Sif on your first try
>Can't make Iron Golem drop off
>Summoned for Ornstein and Smough
>Used Stone Armor for Nito
>Faith Tank'd Seath
>Haven't memorized the pattern to one-run Bed of Chaos
>Can't three-king the Four Kings
>Summoned for Gwyn
Sure, you can "beat" Dark Souls without having followed any of these, but don't think for a second that you've actually beaten Dark Souls.
It beat you.
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>>384578467
>people still care about dark souls
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>>384578467
If you wanted to make that bait perfect you should have changed the last line to
>Beat Gwyn without parrying
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>>384578467
>not doin one king
fuck off
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This roster isn't even that bad.
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>>384576741
No excuses for the roster to be this small if they're reusing assets from UMVC3
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>>384576741
>two flaming heads
how can you be creatively be so bankrupt like this
Daredevil instead of rider would be much better
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>>384576741
>No X-People or Funnypool.
>Instead such "beloved" Marvel characters like Ms. Marvel-er, Captain Marvel (Don't want to confuse her with the actually good CM.) and the green chick from Guardians of The Galaxy nobody cares about.
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Video Game Characters you'd fuck
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Just turned 26. What should I play?
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>>384576186
HA HA HA
GOOD MEME, MY FIREND
;)
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>>384576186
Depends. Do you own a computer?
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>>384576186
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Another_World_(video_game)
It's from 1991. You can buy remastered version on steam.
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Post games that aren't Mario Kart
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>>384576109
>Car racing game with items
>Not a Mario Kart clone
wew
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What do I win?
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>2018
>Ataribox is released
>it's a masterpiece
>perfect launch games
>strongest system specs
>affordable price
>billions sold within several months
>Atari saves gaming
>Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft fall to Atari
>Switch, Playstation, and Xbox are no more
>Atari attains every single popular IP
>90% of console games are Ataribox exclusives
>2020
>Atari starts manufacturing graphics cards and CPUs
>wipes the floor with Intel, AMD, and Nvidia
>Atari buys Valve
>Atari becomes becomes the main distributor of video games on PC
>control the gaming industry with an iron but fair fist
>2022
>celebrating E.T.'s 30th anniversary
>Atari announces The Extra-Terrestrial® at AE3 (Atari Electronic Entertainment Expo)
>an extensive quadruple-A video game with top of the line gameplay, graphics, and story, on the newly announced Ataribox 2600, coming December 2022
>everyone is hype
>almost a billion pre-orders just minutes after announcement
>December
>ataribox 2600 is released
>it's a disaster
>The Extra-Terrestrial® is riddled with bugs
>game is a massive flop
>facial animations worse than ME:A
>The Extra-Terrestrial® is so bad that people boycott Atari altogether
>everyone returns their Ataribox 2600 and their copies of The Extra-Terrestrial®
>Atari buries the consoles and the games in various landfills because of the high supply
>people stop playing video games
>Atari goes bankrupt
>gaming industry crashes yet again
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This is probably what's going to happen
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First blunder of the year?
>Said it would be free to play
>It's not.
>Not even free trial.
>Cash shop for sub game.
>Jewy as fuck.
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>Online
when will this gimmick go away, bros?
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Why does /v/ hate me? 2017-07-20 01:25:25 Post No.384576010
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More of the same but worse. In a series that was already starting to show repetition with Arkham City, making Origins just exasperated that problem. Add to it a decent amount of bugs and lack of polish, you have a game that just kinda exists. It's not a dumpster fire, but it's not notable. Which is kinda worse since it's just forgettable.
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HOLY SHIT WHY ALL PLAYERS ARE RETARDED AUTISTS? 2017-07-20 01:23:20 Post No.384575861
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HOLY SHIT WHY ALL PLAYERS ARE RETARDED AUTISTS?
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%95 OF PLAYERS DONT KNOW HOW TO EVEN LOOK BACK BEHIND
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You are completely handed the reins of production in making the diablo II remaster. What do you change and what things do you add to keep the game fresh?
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throw the game in the trash. path of exile is GOAT.
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Dawn of the Final Day
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WOOMY
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>>384575869
Why should I, or anyone above the age of 5 really, give a fuck?
You must be starving for games if you're excited for yet another port
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So, DR1 has better characters but DR2 has better trials and murders, am I right?
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>>384575424
You are dreadfully wrong. Chihiro and Sakura aren't good enough to carry the shithole that is the rest of the cast.
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Pretty much yeah, however there were some really amazing characters in 2.
1 didn't get as much love as 2.
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No, the only thing 1 has over 2 is a slightly darker atmosphere
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Lets remember fellas Video games are for fun! never forget that!
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>image search
>"genderfluid yang"
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>>384575391
They're for more than fun
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>>384575545
explain friend
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It's happening AGAIN! 2017-07-20 01:15:00 Post No.384575330
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> DOOD THIS DLC IS GAHRBAGE
> I FUCKING HATE THIS
> I GOT RAHBBED
> LOOK! I PRESSED ROLL!
Enjoy https://youtu.be/dKDd6HHF_ks?list=PL_QtSMEGimbwWG1noFcjZ5BhmIdti2xba
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> WAAAAAUW
> EVEN THO I DELAYED IT
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Actually this video makes even DSP looks good, because /v/ likes bitching about smelter way more than he does.
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>>384575681
> he didn't saw his p/t from 3 yrs ago
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Why is Battlefield so stale?
LIke even the DLC is just a pretty map. The gameplay is the same ol tired gameplay
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>>384575259
Fast paced gameplay doesn't belong to the Battlefield series, maps are extremely linear which leads to samey gameplay, dumbing down the game even more than it already is, their focus on infantry and neglecting vehicular warfare, battlefield youtubers done more harm than good to this game.
DICE is completely out of touch.