Are you saving your quartz for this Suka? You are, right anon?
>Suka
You what, her name is Scat
Posting scat is a bannable offense.
Are they our guys now?
>>384585412
Are us fatties finally getting the respect we deserve?
>>384585412
How the fuck can someone weigh 500 pounds?
>>384585412
not video game related
So apparently people got to try the game, and one of them can say some things have been changed/improved, for better or for worse:
http://67.227.255.239/forum/showthread.php?p=243422184
>This is a great nostalgia game if you've played the first - it largely feels as you remembered it, but upgraded and refined. It was lovely to see Bros moves return in battle and all the enemy damage seemed as brutal as it did on GBA.
>The title screen intro is adorable, a group of Yoshi sit in a cinema and watch the original game's title animation unfold, only for Mario and Luigi to break through and show something a lot more, well, modern. Reminded me of the opening to Pokemon's Ruby and Sapphire remake where you see the original game's intro on a portable device.
>there's an always available music player in the gallery on the lower screen, this is awesome! Plugged my headphones in and I'm stoked about these arrangements.
>the game looks the part on the 3ds screen but it's not perfect. For some reason sprites don't always appear pixel perfect despite the fixed camera. 3D elements on the overworld also display minor pixel crawl when you move around, which is a bit disappointing, since I assumed the fixed "2D" camera would make, well, a pixel perfect looking game.
>they've messed with how Mario and Luigi defend with their hammers. Previously defending for too long would see the Bros buckle under the weight of their hammers, this no longer happens, making an element of battles easier as there's always a reliable timing window for defending
>For what it's worth, they've also streamlined overworld navigation. You no longer need to micromanage the order by which Mario and Luigi walk in, which was essential to pulling off different moves in different ways. Now all the moves appear in a horizontal banner that you scroll through with L and R, and the game rearranges the Bros for you. I was a bit disappointed by this as I thought it, like the hammer buckling, played a part of the original game's character.
>You can fast forward all dialogue scenes by holding R which is cool. Though the game is pretty terse to begin with in its narrative.
>New Bros moves! Saw Super Bounce Bros, which works on two enemies. All Bros moves have Normal and Easy difficulties.
>The game feels just as tough as I remember, I actually just got a game over because I messed up defending twice and took too much damage. Luigi had fallen and it's still harder/slower to defend if Mario has to grab Luigi while defending.
>>384585146
>there's an always available music player in the gallery on the lower screen, this is awesome! Plugged my headphones in and I'm stoked about these arrangements.
If there's something I can't worry about is the top notch music of this series.
Why are they just copying steam greenlight??
copying shitty ideas years after their competition found out they were shitty is basically microsoft's MO
>publish
that's' early access fagit
How will this PC work with these newer titles coming out?
https://pcpartpicker.com/list/6CL9m8
>Pic related
>ITT General PC discussion thread.
https://gameodds.gg/r/RTTR45
What's the most difficult feat you ever pulled off in a video game?
Is Yakuza the ultimate Flanerism / Soap Opera combo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYqme2LrFVc
Pic not related
new yakuza video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xctBy0jHbPg
>>384584794
>yakuza 6
Fuck that game. I don't even want it. It's a massive stain on the series.
>>384585965
Oh shit I didn't know they were bringing kiwami over too. Sick.
What are your hopes and dreams for Uncharted 5?
That they don't do it and start another new IP
>>384584762
fpbp
move the fuck on already
>>384584762
>>384585138
They are moving on though, at least Naughty Dog is anyway. Funny thing is The Lost Legacy went gold literally 45 minutes ago so the Uncharted series is technically finished for now
I bet Sony Bend will reboot it in like 10 years, I think that's an appropriate time and means ND will be making something else
What are some films where the bad guys get what they deserve?
Wrong board. Agelets must leave.
The Passion of the Christ
is it September yet
>>384584439
This game is gonna flop so hard.
And yes, every time I see this thread I'm gonna post this.
>>384584623
That's fine, your posts will be easier to find that way once the game succeeds and we can laugh back at your dumb ass.
ITT: extreme casual filters
was it kino?
>ctrl+f
>no EEnE online thread
Let's fix that
>edd buffs coming up
>jawbreaker drop rate doubled this weekend
>epic difficulty peach creek jr. high raid coming out next week
>Le epic fake game thread
Fuck off and drink bleach, kid.
>>384584852
>jimmy-posters
>>384584852
Still salty about that pocket sand nerf, KoTHfag?
Why does doom have a 35gb update?