>Generate THREE numbers between 1 and 599
https://www.random.org
>Look at the corresponding SCP of each generated number
>Those three SCP's are now put together in a survival horror videogame
What are they, how would the game work and how pants-shittingly terrifying is the end result?
Hype
ITT: Post an image; others recommend you games based on it.
>>384738187
ITT: Casual filters
>>384738384
How is this a casual filter? It isn't even hard.
>>384738183
Am I missing something or is it a relatively useless move? It doesn't seem to do considerably more than a regular punch, nor does it seem to come out faster.
D.Va is ugly. If I were to find her completely naked on my bed with her legs spread, begging me to fuck her, I would tell her no and to get out of my house before I call the cops.
>>384738064
If you have any other reaction to a stranger lying naked in your bed, you're fucking pathetic.
>>384738064
Why would you not want to impregnate D.va?
>>384738064
OP is a fat woman
Post them.
Here's my Dreamcast stick.
>>384738705
Good taste friend. Gonna customize mine in the near future.
NO MORE STANDING OUT IN LINE
Anybody else here play Don't Starve a lot? It used to be super comfy but my games been broken for a while. I remember that my character would survive almost entirely on eating straight honey and eating Monster Jerky
You ARE going to buy one and wear it everywhere you go, right /v/?
are those fans in the hat
http://www.thegamer.com/atari-box-console-crowdfunding/
>Buying a crowdfunding console
Haven't you taken your lesson already from failures like OUYA?
Besides, the memes have a sweatband
ITT: Give very basic tutorials to help people get into games you like
>you collect 3 kinds of mana that let you do stuff
>trade is just collecting money from nodes (the squares), merchants can collect from a square or send money from it to another one
>colonising is just sending a guy to a province, putting soldiers there to stop native uprisings and waiting for it to finish at which point its just another bit of your land
>always put a commander on an army for fights with evenish numbers
>you can get absolutely fucked in a war and always come back from it later
>don't take too much shit too quickly
People get "intimidated" by EU4 when really 80% of the mechanics play themselves, you can get by just fine without touching them.
>Just build legions of corvettes.
>As long as you have one active ally, the AI wont fuck with you unless they dwarf the both of you
>Never join a federation. Ever.
>Play on smaller maps as Stellaris isn't built for longevity.
That's it. It's over boys. The Switch won.
So after all these patches is it worth playing now?
>>384737323
They finally put in the offroad car, which is pretty damn fun
No.
Why was it so gay?
Dream Daddy just overtook Player Unknown's Battlegrounds as the best selling game on Steam. What's your excuse for not playing the visual novel of the year?
Everyone and everything is gay
>>384737268
Welcome to 4chan, we affect the market. Remember how we fucked up iPhone? People actually believe that shit was waterproof, could recharge in the microwave, and TechRax had them believe you could drill a hole for the Audio Jack. The fucking retards took advice fro m a guy who destroys iPhones...
Come play Restricted-RPS.
http://googumproduce.itch.io/rrps
All you need is the client to come play on my server right now.
virus
>>384736989
Nobody bought your shitty rip-off game on steam, so now it's free huh.
Not gonna bother anyway.
i hate it
There will probably never be another Type Moon fighting game, will there?Cameos like Nitro+ Blasters don't count.
Check this fucker out. It's a dinosaur that uses boomerangs and has a thick Australian accent. How does this fucker not have his own video game?
>>384736808
Because he's too detailed. If he was as simple as Spyro or Croc, then he'd be a good design. Right now though, he just looks like a generic MOBA enemy.
And this is a fucking ROLLER DERBY VAMPIRE that has BUZZ SAWS ON HER FEET. How isn't THIS a video game in itself?
>>384736808
Humans are superior. You only think the inferior beings are cool due to aesthetics and their ability to do something we cannot do without the assistance of machines. But we can make machines to do anything animals can do, thus we are by default more cool because we can do anything, and everything better.