What are some good games where I can play as a beautiful transgender person and beat up cis white males' asses?
>>384931716
Gee Wilkerson it seems that they never watched the original series. What a surprise.
Also, why should I care about a literal who?
>>384931716
why does she have such huge tits
This is possibly one of the weirdest things to happen to me in a video game.
> Be eight years old playing Star Wars battlefront II on my old PS2
> Playing a round of heroes vs villains on tatooine with my older brother.
> My brother is playing as Chewie while I'm Luke.
> He try's to jump onto the sailor barge but somehow gets stuck on it and dies.
> His body is now doing the falling death animation while spinning in circles.
> The body won't go away and won't stop moving.
> The whole thing looks like a mentally handicapped wookie trying to recreate a scene in the matrix.
> We eventually get tired of watching and decide to get back into the fight.
> After fighting for a while we notice that every single enemy is Boba Fett
> I should point out that we were playing offline meaning for some reason every single bot decided to play as Boba.
> We also notice that our entire team has gone missing. For about ten minutes we haven't found a single team mate.
> that was until we walked pass the cantina.
> All we could hear was "Never tell me the odds" "Never tell me the odds" "Never tell me the odds" that voice line was being repeated over and over again.
> We enter the cantina and find our entire team hiding out in there. But they were all Han Solo.
> Every single one of them.
> They weren't doing anything either just hanging around the cantina constantly repeating that one voice line.
> They were mostly idle the whole time but occasionally one would walk over to a different area of the bar or sometimes would walk over to another Han Solo and just stare at him.
> Me and my brother just found the whole thing a little unsettling.
> The enemy team wouldn't enter the cantina either which made it feel like a safehouse.
> After a while more and more Han Solos would face me and my brother. Kind of like they were watching us.
> We decided to get the fuck outta there as soon as we noticed that.
I'll post the second part to this story if anyone is interested.
What went wrong?
>>384931360
It continued a story that was finished and didn't need to be continued any further. The worst thing you could do for a gaming franchise is make a sequel after the previous title's whole fucking phrase was "Finish The Fight."
You know what Bungie did? They made prequels after 3 because they're not as incompetent as 343 is. They should have just made prequels instead, that way you can still have The Covenant and Eric Nylund's characters if you so please.
Why is there no npc summons for the orphan and mergo/gehrman/moon presence?
All others souls games since das alwyas had at least one for the final boss
Is it a bad game design?
Plot reasons
Like for gehrman who the fuck in the story is gonna be in the main hub? Only you and the doll are supposed to be there.
>>384931336
Git gud
>>384931336
Just pure sadism.
>Releases almost everything as dub-only
>Liberal localisations with regular rewrites
>Incredibly slow localisation times, yet they still constantly miss release dates
>Release games with bugs and take forever to patch them if they do so at all
Why do we like XSEED again? Just because they usually don't censor things?
>>384932741
>Why do we like XSEED again
I don't. The rewrites alone make me hate them, good thing I learned japanese.
>>384932741
>Just because they usually don't censor things?
because the only alternative is learning moon, playing blind maybe with a fan translated script, or waiting a million years for a full fan translation.
>>384932741
>>Liberal localisations with regular rewrites
>>384933483
>The rewrites alone make me hate them
Can I get evidence of this please?
buffs pls
What are some video games where the protagonist dies?
Hard Mode: No resurrection a la Chrono Trigger
>>384931229
Does being dead the entire game count?
I want to get into a strategy game. I've got Civ III, IV, and V, Tropico 4, Age of Empires, Medieval: Total War 2, and Roller Coaster Tycoon 2. Which of these games should I start with and why?
Which ever one interests you the most, retard. All of those games play very differently.
>that gut that play with only female characters in MMOs
>>that FAT gut that play with only female characters in MMOs
>he doesent pretend to be a girl for free shit
I have literally 300+ jewros worth of games gifted to me on steam.
>>384931150
please don't use Steve to start shit threads
I'm writing some guides for Resident Evil 4, one of which, my weapon buyer's guide, is already out now, but still needs some work. The main thing is that I'm having trouble trying to come up with any sort of thing to say about the Remington (Shotgun) and the Riot Gun, because neither of them are as straightforward as the Striker in their mechanics. I'm still having trouble figuring out how they calculate their damage, and what circumstances change the damage they output, so the "effective at long ranges" part means nothing to me. Does anyone have any clue as to how these things work on a coding level? And does the Riot Gun even HAVE any tighter of a spread than the Remington does? Even a little?
I do have a few other problems, one with the Blacktail, as I haven't touched it after I fell in love with the Red9 (But these days, I'm finding myself falling in love with the Punisher, with that sweet, sweet penetration stat), so I have no idea for whom it makes a good purchase option (The best I can figure is "People who are prone to panicking"), and where it excels the most. I'm still not sure what the blast radius is on the Mine Thrower with its exclusive, although I can guess it's probably 8. And finally, I could have sworn there was some sort of penetration stats on the rifles and magnums (Though with the magnums, I think I can chalk it up to "armor penetration only"), so if anyone has information on that, it would be much appreciated.
what are some games with fun movement where you can leap around and shit like prototype
>>384931109
Prototype II
>>384931109
Just Cause 3, Saints Row IV
>>384931109
The Hulk: Ultimate Destruction
https://youtu.be/2V6jjLdN5iA?t=1h45m31s
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So what exactly happened to him after Shovel of Hope?
Why is she so perfect, bros?
>>384930883
She is a whore. Nothing good comes from people who dye their hair.
because you never talked to girls during high school
I can't fucking wait to play the prequel and see the internet get caught in a shitstorm again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3_WiNow_gE
>Since we last looked at Demon's Souls there have been major improvements to the stability of the game. Earlier the game would randomly but with high certainty hang on loading screens making it very hard to progress. Moreover the audio was buggy and the sound mixer thread would randomly crash, which in turn would soon crash the rest of the game. But these stability issues have been fixed. Although performance is not optimal even on an i7-6700k the game is fully working and runs stable. Therefore it is considered playable, but perhaps not fully enjoyable.
Neat
Fingers crossed things will be pretty well optimized by the end of the year given how much progress has happened in such a short time.
PC wins again
>>384931405
only 8 years later we finally did it bros