D.Va is ugly. I would not bang her.
>>385032740
Dva is beautiful in her own way
Woo! Dva in the flesh!
>>385032740
Fine, Ill bang her then.
This was pure gaming bliss. I pity those who went into eventide island late in the game because it's not the same experience at all.
>>385032715
Couldnt you just throw it instead of being autistic
Dark Souls is shit
Overwatch is shit
Witcher 3 is shit
Skyrim is shit
Fallout 3 & 4 are shit
Bloodborne is shit
Zelda: BOTW is shit
Splatoon 2 is shit
ARMS is shit
CS:GO is shit
PUBG is shit
Call of Duty is shit (since 2008)
Undertale is shit
Total War: Warhammer is shit
ARK is shit
Friday: The 13th is shit
If you like one of these games you are a normalfaggot and have to leave 4chan forever.
Now can someone that's still here recommend me a game to play?
pic kinda related
>>385032656
Dark Souls
>>385032656
>>385032656
I would recommend Bloodborne, it is a brilliant game!
I just downloaded this because /v rates this game highly. So far it looks really good. But im not sure how to get an army. I selected sandbox and thought I had a small army by default, so I went and raided some town which was in red ( does that mean its the enemy? ) and basically I tried to enslave the peasants. 10 seconds later I got charged by a hundred peasants, little did I know I had no army behind me. How do I get an army/horses and stuff like that.
>>385032648
Recruit them at villages.
>>385032648
I haven't played this in a while but I remember the general idea was to hire a shit load of peasants from small villages then just throw them into smaller battles with bandits and such, some will die and some will level up, rinse and repeat.
You can also recruit them at taverns in towns. make sure you get money first.
>playing game
>girl joins server and uses voice chat
>lobby starts ignoring everyone and chatting with the fem
>laugh at all her attempted jokes even though they were not remotely funny and barely even qualify as jokes
>game is ruined
>>385032632
Are you a jealous woman?
>playing online
>Mario aims down the sights of his .45, his brother at the other end. "Only one plumber making it out of here alive. Here it comes, Luigi", he says, as he squeezes the trigger and unloads 5 rounds into Luigi's chest.
>Only one brother can rule Toads boy pussy.
>not THIS IS IT LUIGI
Thanks.
Stop playing smash.
Thanks for the suggestion, OP. When it comes to fighting games I only play guilty gear and blazblue like the weeb I am. I do play smash casually with friends on occasion however.
Why do you want me to stop playing your game?
harada switch port pls i need it
Yet another Wii U port
>another option is available to people who may want it
What's the problem ?
>>385032435
Its was on ps4 and everything else. Whats the big deal.
>>385032435
>implying there's a problem with that
Why is Capcom so fucking terrible this decade?
What's the best pyro loadout?
>>385032234
>Stock (including no cosmetics) + any melee
>Backburner/Phlog + Det/Scorch + any melee
>Degreaser + Flare/Det + any melee
don't start the same thread everyday op
besides tonight is not the NIGHT
>>385032234
Degreaser, Flare Gun, Powerjack
Be an annoying little shit with flares and torching people that get close, quick switch and reflect stuff on reaction, use puff+flare to kill weak classes, Powerjack exclusively for running from A to B
>>385032114
Country
The games get progressively gayer every time.
>>385032114Tropical Freeze
>>385032114
I have only played the first two. Never played the third. The second one improves vastly on everyting that the first did: level design, the animal rides, the mini games, the secrets and even then, the first one is an excellent game.
So I have to say the second one but I haven't played the third.
How can you fairly rate a game if you refuse to buy all its DLC?
How can you fairly rate a restaurant if you refuse to buy everything on its menu?
>>385032442
>Food analogy.
Yes, because typically DLCs have their own dedicated review sections.
>>385032497
>food analogy
Not an argument.
What are some games where I can steal from my fans and still be loved by them?
The stole from a few bettors. They didn't steal from the vast majority of their fans.
Not that anyone should give a fuck either way you moralizing pussy.
https://twitter.com/BlizzHeroes/status/888051090494595072
I'm thinking either Tank/Bruiser Warrior, or maybe the first Multi-Class Tank/Assassin since Varian?
>Genuinely uncreative NeoBlizz dev team
>Want the underage retard audience
It truly is a fucking mystery
>garrosh in before kel'thuzad
Melee assassin.
when will the remake meme fucking die and when will you stop buying them?
>e3 2018
>more remakes to be announced
what's next?
MGS1? Devil may cry 1/3? zone of the enders?
>>385031781
oddworld, SotC, and crash aren't remakes.
They are remasters.
R&C didn't require a remake and I am one of the vocal minority that didn't give a fuck about FFVII in the first place.
System Shock is old as all fucking hell and I would love to have it remade or at least remastered to not look like hot garbage visually.
>MGS
It will get a pachinko machise like snake eater did
>Devil May cry
It already got a remake. It bombed financially.
>zone of enders
Konami doesn't even remember that shit existing. When they dig it up at the bottom of thier trash cans it will get a pachinko machine.
op is a fag that aint appreciating our oldies. just because youre a literal kid doesnt mean us vets want to sate our nostalgia with glorious remasters/remakes of our favourite games. kys op
>when will you stop buying them
when they stop being good, fag