>be enrolled innachurch
>some lame martyr's executioners, we get cool robes and name
>also this weird brass.. pyramid thing, I think it's from a gramophone?
>our tool of trade is a wheel
>A
>FUCKING
>WAGON
>WHEEL
>fast forward, bunch of immortal vampires move in
>me and my friends are gonna all go hit them with our wheels
>mfw we actually succeed
>wipe out the heretic scum
>gain insight from seeing some serious shit, realize the brass cone thing goes on your head
>>385045583
You forgot
>Be fulfilled that the enemy has been wiped out
>Kill myself and become a martyr like my master
Which game is better?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13508907
Which has the better look?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13508910
Will repost again another time for more opinions
>>385045561
Close call for me but the answer to both is 1.
>>385045561
Bayo 1 looks like complete shit. It plays fine, but good lord is it ugly. 2 is just much more aesthetically pleasing.
>>385045934
It's more about Bayonetta's outfit/hair, not the whole game's art-style. 2 does have better lighting though.
Post those weird, creepy, surreal, and just plain fucked up game ads.
>>385045518
>FuukaFag
?
Is it time to return, fellow gamers?
>>385045482
Let's do this LEEEEEERRRROOYYYYY JJJJEEEENNNNKKKKIIIINNNNSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>too late?
>best rogue legendary nerfed tomorrow
Legndaries were a mistake.
Yet people call it an RPG. What do they mean by this?
>>385045447
Dark Souls is actually a platformer
Dark Souls is actually a puzzle game through combat
>rhythm game with the rhythm being off
>tfw cannot calibrate RB4 for the life of me
>just want to play songs on expert and not drop shit every 5 seconds
KING OF ALL FOODS
>>385046456
THAI OR JAMACAIN
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Subtle vidya-related attire thread.
You start OP
>>385045761
>Hello i'm here from reddit and i need every meme from this board to be explained
Die
That would be a nice shirt without the stupid drawing
Any good techno thrillers like Deus Ex, Splinter Cell or MGS?
>>385045294
Hitman
>>385045294
EyE. Divine Cybermancy but the translation is kinda bad
>>385045690
shit
>>385045779
shit
what else?
If their next project is actually a total departure from the Souls formula and something completely different you better be on-fucking-board whatever it is. You really do not want them to go down in history just as "the Souls guys", so show them how you actually appreciate the company itself and not the legacy of a 2010 game.
But every time I play a game that doesn't have Souls-like combat, I wish it did and usually end up going back to Souls
They can change whatever they want, but I really REALLY hope the combat style of Souls is still used
>total departure
It's fucking From Soft. They've been rehashing mechanics and ideas for years. They haven't made a single game that would have been significantly different from their previous titles. It's not gonna happen.
When you wanted a colored gem but you get a bandicoot penis
>open paint
>make canvas size 2x2
>draw a video game character
>resize to 200x200
>others guess who it is
Bart simpson
>>385045252
wrong
>>385045132
Geralt from witcher3
what is best castlemania?
>>385045098
simons 3: adventure quest
hands down without a doubt the best one
>>385045380
>not Simons 3 & Alucard
>>385046028
kek
There will NEVER be a Metroid Prime 4 by Retro.
take your Mother 3 and Silent Hills outta here.
NHL 17 HAS ARRIVED
ITT: Remakes that fucked up literally everything
>>385044812
What do you mean fucked up? Your picture shows a clear, objective improvement in art and graphics.
>>385044812
Metro 2033 Redux