Why are the french so good at making my dick hard?
>>385380150
I both love and hate Ankama. Wakfu and Dofus have a great foundation with great art, fun atmosphere, and two good cartoons. But Ankama fucking squanders it with the terrible online games. Wakfu and Dofus are both miserable to play in their current states, but everything around them is amazing. I wish I could wrestle the IPs from them and give them to better companies for making games.
>>385380150
They have to be good at something because they really suck at playing vidya.
>>385380669
They really suck at making vidya too.
WHY?
The beta was CUTE, even if it is western.
>WHY?
>The beta was CUTE
Got it in one, OP.
>coulda had delicious brown
>instead got ugly ginger
Say a nice thing about this game.
>>385379365
it's got a great current EVO champion
>>385379365
Dhalsim's redesign is actually perfect. I never want to see him without a beard again.
It got me wife back
>Intro cutscene is an extended Zavala cinematic seen a few months back
>First mission has us clear out Fallen on Fellwinter Peak with Lord Saladin as a tutorial mission
>Homecoming plays out as normal but with only one subclass
>Our light gets cut off by Ghual and we get kicked off his ship
>Amanda Holiday saves us from falling via Transmat and we proceed to find our ghosts using its tracking beacon
>Holiday's farm is used as a safe base for the Vanguard for the time being as the three mentors head off on their own path
>We head to the shell of the Traveler in an EDZ mission involving no ability usage to regain our light, revive our ghost, and gain a new subclass
>We also restore the communication satellites gaurded by the Legion
>Main bulk of the story is bringing back the three Vangaurd mentors, finding a way to save the Traveler, and defeat the Red Legion
>Zavala is on Titan and has exiled himself for failing the Last City
>Most of cities on Titan have Golden Age structures and libraries that gives us details on the Cabal Empire and Ghaul, which are surrounded by Hive
>Ikora Rey is on Io, the last known location The Traveler was located, searching for answers to save it and to protect what was left behind from the Red Legion
> Cayde-6 is trapped on Nessus in a containment field from stealing Vex technology and its up to us to save him
>We learn from Vex communications that the Cabal has built a super weapon that can destroy stars, planets, etc by using solar energy from the Sun
>What was left of the Reef is destroyed by this weapon
>>385379179
>Later on, the Vanguard plans an attack with our guardian against this weapon on a Cabal base near the Sun, which leads us to confront Ghaul again with his Consul this time
>It turns out that the Legion captured The Speaker, who once promised Ghual and the Cabal that The Traveler's light was open to them
>They never received it and as a result, Ghaul's family were executed by Dominus Calus, another Cabal emperor
>Ghaul then worked with his political mentor to form an uprising against Calus and later organized an attack on The Traveler and the last city
>The Speaker is then executed on the spot by Ghual, who then orders the destruction of Mercury
>During this Cayde is hacking into Cabal explosives and plans on destroying the base and killing Ghaul
>Ghual exits though and we barely escape the base
>Cayde chooses to stay behind to do something last minute and is presumed dead from not making it
>The Vangaurd is torn again and our guardian is in dissaray until Lord Saladin shows up and renews our faith the same way we renewed his in the last game
>We return to the farm and see whats left of the Cabal's super weapon technology
>Cayde appears before us and had actually transmated it before the base exploded
>Him and Amanda reverse engineer it so the Vanguard can use it to destroy the machine on the Traveler and the Cabal command ship
>Both attacks are successful but Ghaul survives and is in the ruins of the last city
>Our guardian proceeds to his location in order to defeat him
>We do, and in his dying breath he says there will be more like him to take his place such as the Consul, before our Ghost exclaims that we'll always be there to save the day
>Game ends with us returning and recouping from everything while everyone from the game looks up at the Traveler as it rises up out of orbit off Earth
for all those people playing Destiny for the story.
>>385379179
Proofs?
what's the video game equivalent of this?
>>385379073
>good but not great anime that everyone shits their pants over how "amazing" it is
the vidya equivalent is FF7
>anime where the dub is better than the sub
persona 4
>>385379073
inb4 mgs2
inb4 Eva 64
Defend this!
>Being poor
>>385378096
You'll keep buying it anyway, so it's the market in action.
Until this sales model actually fails, there's nothing stopping them.
What's with these shitty, old pictures with white and text added to the bottom?
Heh, greetings
>>385376641
They gave him an awfully uninteresting trait and kit
The only neat ability he has is that enemy-tossing move and that's just what Diablo does
>>385377000
What would you have rathered? Take a bunch of arms warrior shit and slap it onto him because he should be a damage dealer for some reason?
>I played WoW once and Garrosh is nothing like my main, so I don't like it!
>>385377000
Diablo can't toss people over walls, though. Or toss allies. It looks really fun. Not to mention he gets a pull similar to Kerrigan/Alarak. Pulling someone into tower range, then tossing them over to be trapped behind your gate or tossing an assassin onto a fleeing opponent that was about to get away looks pretty fun.
ITT: We write a letter to Gaben one word at a time. I'll start.
Dear
Why
>>385375745
are
Regards
He's got a point
>tfw japan will never make games with cute girls
>>385374581
stop shilling this unoriginal shit anime
>want to play Horizon
>MC looks like a man
Help
Why are there so many women in the speedrunning community compared to "hardcore" gamers in general?
>>385374541
thats a female?
>>385374646
Yes, her name is orcastraw
>>385374646
no its a guy
ITT: it's 1911Keep it vidya
i just thought about the word videogames
I win
>>385373707
what are video games?
>that one fucking retard that bought a SNES/NES mini instead of pic related
>that one retard that bought a SJWpi instead of an arduino
>>385373524
A Rasperberry Pi gets pretty exspensive once you add on all the necessary modules. Honestly I don't understand how people don't have spare laptops/PC parts laying around at this point that can be repurposed.
The amount of people that post Pis and C.H.I.P.S don't even fucking use them either, I can tell by how they think "OH ITS JUST PLUG N PLAY, OH IT EMULATES JUST FINE".
I hate this board. Both sides of the argument are fucking retarded.
Current Pi is really good, next-gen one should be even better.
There's been a new SOC made that has a much more modern Vulkan capable GPU which is rumored to be going into the Pi 4. Won't be Switch level, but could compare favorably to the 360 and the PS3.
"Hey anon! We would like to play a video game! What do you recommend ?"
>>385372783
Dwarf Fortress
>>385372824
Huh anon what are those 'graphics' ? I don't see any 3d at all...
>>385372783
Who the fuck are you people and why are you in my house?
posted this image a while ago and y'all seemed to like it, will be posting more like it
you are worse then the guy who does the mirror edits
if you would like me to give this treatment to another game I'll oblidge
>>385372929
fuck, typo
What is it about this fucking console that is so goddamn magical?
>Wanted one as soon as I saw it
>As soon as I bought one and put it in my hands, I knew it was perfection
>Want every game ever released to be on it
>Even the menus and store page is clean and beautiful
Jesus christ, how did Nintendo create such a fucking masterpiece?
>>385372682
It's made from Nintendo's rare stock of nintendonium. Hasn't been used since the snes.
>>385373737
>Nintendium
You lying shit, if these were nintendium, they wouldn't break.
>>385373929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8QCFNAgPDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG4ihWOEtpA
It doesn't break though m8