Let's use this template to turn a video games character into a "radical dude with attitude" who is the mascot of their favorite corporate snack.
I have a few examples of what I mean that I'll be posting.
>tried to use the actual sprite colors for this one
>ended up going way overboard for something like this
>burnt myself out
Fucking kill me.
Obviously, I stopped caring before I started with this one.
How do we fix flamethrowers in videogames?
>>385295439
Make them not spray farts
RELEASE THE PYRO UPDATE ALREADY VALVE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS
Have being on fire be something you really got to worry about.
Also, now I don't know, but maybe they should knock you back a little when you're hit by them. Like, already you don't wanna be on fire, but there's a possible knock-down.
>Game has romance options
>They're all very well fleshed out and can intertwine with the main story
Name one (1) game
all romance is fake and unrealistic in fiction and nothing but fantasy
>>385295351
>game has 77 different romance options
>two of which end in a threesome
Why the fuck did the west only get a few Goemon games? Would it really have been that hard for Konami to translate the few paragraphs of a script most of the games have and port them to Steam for a quick buck?
>>385294696
Too Japanese for the hamburger people
>>385295026
This. The only reason we got the Nogaems 64 entries was because they had nothing else to localize for the same console
>>385294696
why waste money localizing games when you can turn them into pachinko machines and make more money than you ever would make from the western market?
Will the next story based MGS be better than V, 4 or PW? Who will it be about?
>>385294471
It'll be another pachinko machine with fox engine cutscenes
Raiden
Just let the series die in peace Konami, please.
Why do people, mostly one that have nothing to do with Nintendo (Studios, publishers, gamers) have such a hate boner and wish for Nintendo to die???
Why is that little kid disturbed ?
Was that ice cream expired ? I need details.
Pure undiluted jealousy.
>>385294430
She's a good girl
>WATCH OUT OVERWATCH, IM COMING FOR YOU
Cliffy B is such a fucking retard having the open beta the weekend Doomfist launches.
>E3
>Cliffy B shits on other games for having a beta 2 weeks before launch, because they're useless and nothing changes before the game is released
>Cliffy B's game has another beta 2 weeks before it's launch
Really makes you think
>>385294265
It's the battle born scenario all over again lol what a fucking idiot..
>>385294265
Do people think that other devs choose to compete with blizzard by choice? If they even remotely consider you a threat they'll try and squash you before there's any sembelance of hype. Despite Battleborn and Pitchford being shit anyway it wasnt really their fault they tanked.
What does /v/ think about 'age restriction' in vidya?
Would you argue 'age restrictions' on games is too tight in some countries? Such as Australia?
What about increasing the 'age restriction' to early 20s, say 25 for other games?
As an Australian I can tell you age restrictions here are a bit of a joke
A kid can go in with a parent and get a MA15+ game
also
>What about increasing the 'age restriction' to early 20s, say 25 for other games?
what fucking game in the world would require a 25 let alone over 18 year age restriction?
They're utterly pointless since underage kids often have parents that will buy them whatever.
They shouldn't really matter for single player games unless if there's straight up malicious activity going on, in which case, don't put that game in the babbu shelf.
Keep them for multiplayer games, though, that'll mean less children, squeakers, and angsty teens.
Weird leader choices.
>England (Specifically England)
why does it need to be pointed out twice
A lot of literal whos
>>385294057
He means the city
Name me one game where the protagonist didn't need to have a tragic past to become a hero. No dead, long lost, or disabled parents/siblings, and there is has to be some confirmation in the game that they're alive and well, and that the protagonist is on good terms with them. No sports shit or anything of that sort. Name me one game like this and I'll give you permission to save a funny picture of gif that I will provide for your enjoyment.
>>385293784
picture or gif*
Wii Play
>>385293784
Pokémon RSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n_vz44bp3c
>you can stun lock heroes to death
>jedi and sith getting beaten to death by some no name on the battlefield just using their bare fists
Why did games start getting lunging melee attacks for no reason? To make it slightly more viable and/or easier to connect?
I just hope they nerf the FUCKING JETPACK.
Hopefully they fix it before release
who's the Scaruffi of videogames?
>>385293769
>>385293769
Dark Souls III
>>385294189
scaruffi is not that bad
also the question was about the person
icycalm
>play 95% of a game
>drop it and don't finish it
Does anyone else do this?
>>385293513
All the fucking time dude
And if it's not 95% it's 60% pretty sure I'm just autistic or something
>starts new game
>play 10 hours in a row
>have tons of fun
>next day it's not the thing that I want to play
>never touch it again
And when I want to go back to it I don't remember what the fuck happened so I have to replay that 10 hours, but I drop again at the same point or earlier.
For some reason, I just can't bring myself to finish a game, even if I was enjoying it all the way until that stopping point. I still need to finish FFXV, Fallout NV, NuDoom, and among many other things.This is why I often play fighting games or something that's quick to pick up and play.
What the FUCK is this THING???
A blemmye.
>>385293469
My favorite Pokemon.
It's also based off of Bruce Lee.
>>385293575
what purpose does it serve?
SALVA MIA! What went wrong? 2 was so much fun, but 3 isn't even close.
>>385293439
it's just more of the same, with prettier visuals and a wingsuit.
>>385293439
It's not entertaining. The voice acting for example is just bad instead of being campy and funny. Even the radio announcer is so boring and every time it's kind of the same. Environments are same-y as well. It has a great base for entertaining game but it kind of fails. In the end it's not that bad but not as entertaining as JC2.
There are better games in the genre now.