I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone talk about this flaming pile of crap on here even though 'it's topping the steam charts'
it's too pure for /v/
>>385678158
Literally everyone's in love with the ginger bear on the far right how have you not noticed?
>>385678258
It's literally the biggest pile of tumblr crap I've ever had to witness
What games have the best shotguns?
Metro
fear
>>385676249
splatoon 2
clash blaster op
How spot a noob in Bloodborne.
>upgrading weapons
Fucking noob
>how to spot a patrician
>>385675812
Crap I clicked the wrong file
Here we go
Why is this popular?
>Naruto level story
>Disney nostalgia
>massive marketing
Mostly just the last one.
>>385672019
why not?
Ps2 era CHECK
Disney CHECK
Belts n' zippers CHECK
fun gameplay CHECK
just like ff7 the fanbase can be cancer but its a great game to play.
>>385672019
>see KH1 commercials on t.v. when younger
>looks interesting and the music is catchy as fuck
>decide to pick it up
>blown away at the cutscenes, at the time they were great and the voice acting was on point
>find out there are final fantasy characters in it, and the story is pretty good so far
>beat it, can't wait to find out what happens next
Skip 3 years
>KH2 comes out
>played CoM, and thought the story wouldn't be that important since it was just some spin-off GBA game
>realize the story went full retard intentionally
>beat KH2
>gameplay was amazing, but story is starting to get stupid
>need to know how Sora, Riku, and Kairis story ends
>keep having to buy all this side shit to have even a miniscule understanding of this unnecessarily expanded story
I just want to see it through. The Final Fantasy part doesn't even matter anymore because I know they're going to include XIII and XV characters which are the worst final fantasies. At least the gameplay is still fun.
ITT: /v/ makes Paper Mario partners and rates others based on the ones they made.
Gunny
Powers: He's a fucking gun and shoots the shit out of people
Seems like this would solve a lot of issues in the game
>>385671940
9/10.
The only reason he has one point off is because he looks like a sticker.
I already typed all this shit down. Tried to avoid cliches like Koopas or Goombas as much as I could.
>First partner's a gangster Shy Guy that's only working with you out of fear of getting caught by the cops, instead of tattling he rats out other enemies
>Second partner is a former Dayzee musician who puts enemies to sleep and can get you past Thwomps and blocked pathways
>Third partner is a Chuckya who isn't really comfortable doing what he's doing, because he's enslaving the inhabitants of an island. He can throw Mario to higher ground
>Fourth partner is a Dry Bones named Deaf who thinks he's the Grim Reaper, but he isn't, yet nobody can tell him because he's deaf. He can fit his head under narrow passageways to press switches for Mario
>Fifth partner is a Snow Pokey that can launch it's segmented body parts to hit switches, and only wants to adventure outside of the ice caps for once
>Sixth partner is a Bully who's naturally immune to the radiation affects, he rushes at doors to break them open like a Bob-Omb would do to explode them
>Seventh partner is a Bzzap! that can fly Mario across long gaps, while also having a fear of heights, flies, and oxygen in general
>Eighth partner is the Koopatrol who was the tutorial boss, sad that Bowser won't notice him at all, he joins you. He hides Mario by throwing a cardboard box over him.
>Final partner is an amnesiac female Toad who appears multiple times in the game, sometimes tossing you items or disguising as enemies. She can hide Mario to help him get through the castle, but it has a recharge time and it's temporary. It turns out she's actually a Duplighost in the credits.
>Optional partners include a Torpedo Ted that's a war-veteran with PTSD that can go through water, a Magikoopa gamedev that can turn blocks into items, and a secret one that's actually just Luigi poorly disguised as a Goomba so he can adventure with Mario on these crazy Paper journeys for once
I'd rather they not make any more video games
Why?
>>385693130
too bad
>>385693242
Do you really want more games made by them
Was theNeo world projecteven necessary?
IfFFwanted to get rid of theRemnants of Despair, why couldn't they justremove their memories and move on to relinquish the world of tragedy?
Why did the game needed to exist if it just created a backdoor for Junko to move freely and continue spreading despair? Their memories were already wiped
The FF just wanted to kill them. Naegi was the one who wanted to use the program to rehabilitate them.
>>385692068
Naegi wanted to fill the remnants with hope so they'd be more inclined to repent for what they did. If they just woke up with no memories it'd be like what happens during the last trial where everyone's too full of despair to do anything.
>>385692068
I'm not going to look at the spoilers but i just picked up the first game thinking it would be like the zero escape games and was disappointed.
Does no one ever get all giddy and happy when they open a new game you've just bought and it ACTUALLY comes with an instruction manual?
no because i'm not 15 so i don't buy physical games
>>385692008
no because modern instruction manuals don't have any of the world building exposition the manuals from back in the day needed to have
>>385692008
I do. Feels like a nice touch, and makes it seem just slightly more worth the money. Love going through the manual for rpgs and looking through the introduction of the party members
Best Zelda ever
That's not MM
Zelda for ps1
>>385690798
WHY DOES IT LOOKS SO UGLY?! Link is the only thing that doen't look horrendous in that picture.
AW FUCK. I got the itch, what am I in for?
A basic rollercoaster MMO
Nothing wrong with those once in a while
>>385690529
blaze wizards using FMA hacks
:^)
> Maple is 10gb now
What the fuck happened?
New US Based Party Van Server
IP: 72.5.102.111The Password for the Server is: vidya
New Party Van Server made to help US players as opposed to the EU server that had shit connection for a majority of the NA players. Server is based out West and will be adjusted if enough interest and need is warranted for a server location change.
>List of Maps: https://pastebin.com/r0HS480i
Server is pretty basic for now with just basic functionality for proper play.
We are planning to eventually add in other Maps and/or Gamemodes this week with a collection of Say Sounds but figured you fucks might enjoy something for now.
>VAC Enabled: Dont want LMAOBOX Nonsense but if desire is high enough we can consider dropping it
sweet ill fuck you guys up sometime this week
>>385689742
sweet
Those of you who actually LIKE The Phantom Pain, why do you like it?
Best gameplay mechanics in the series
Some bases cool
Robin Atkin Downes' performance
The fun I had with the gameplay made up for any stupid anime bullshit I saw in the story.
2 reasons right here
How do you reconcile work and your hobby without becoming a complete wage slaver and find a will to play video games in your free time instead of just browsing the internet? I've recently started working at an ice cube factory and I finally have some money to spend on my hobby. The problem is I come back home so tired that I can't muster any strength to do anything besides browsing the internet until late at night.
>>385689426
You mean your wife doesn't have a pot of coffee ready for you when you come home from work?
im a self-employed gamedev. all i do is stay home and make/play videogames. sucks to be you
>>385689708
>wife
Where do you think you are
Find a flaw
>>385689332
He's literally a faggot. Just like you, OP.
>>385689332
I see none
>>385689332
Kys
Anyone ever use steelseries before? I just got this and so far it feels really nice
>>385689108
You're gay.
>>385689325
Why
>>385689108
Literally everyone has one of those.
They're god tier.
End of story.