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>>385937236
>femanon thinks DS2 is better than both DS3 and DS1
You heard it here, folks. Anyone who thinks DS2 is the best is legally retarded.

btw im a grill

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what does sex have to do with what games you like retard, also just let the debate die please

>>385936953
glhf

Splatoon
Horizon Zero Dawn

Who gives a shit? Just play stalker, fallout, and metro. That's basically all there is. Wanting to play a game based on the setting anyway is pleb af

>>385936826
You Died

>You're a hunter, m'kay?
>You need to hunt the werewolves
>The werewolves are the big threat
>You got that yet? Kill the beasts
>HAHA JUST KIDDING, HAVE BROCCOLI LOVECRAFT SHIT
>Oh, and read the items or something, because we can never figure out how to make good narrative flow into the actual gameplay
Pure kino.

>>385936826
A long ass time ago, an ancient civilization started huffing the blood of beings existing on another plain of existence and got so high that they started transforming. The worlds began to merge and the remnants of this civilization were dragged into the Nightmare. One of these celestial beings, referred to as Great Ones, knocked up a queen but the baby died and now its soul persists in the Nightmare.

Way fucking later some guys venture into a labyrinth built by this civilization and discover Ebrietas, who is in all likelihood the fully matured version of Rom. Ebrietas' blood has crazy healing properties but also causes bad juju. The scholars who discover her have a disagreement over how to handle this shit. One wants to use eyes and the other wants to bring the blood to the people. The latter founds a church and gets very popular. Then the blood starts fucking people up, so the church founder gets his buddy Gherman to take care of this shit in secret. Gherman and his protege also slaughter a whole village which comes back to bite them when a NEET living inside his dead mummy's womb dooms all of civilization.

>>385936719
working in retail is absolutely always shit
people suck and you have to deal with them while pretending to care

>>385938078
Working food service is worse than retail.

>>385938254
no, in retail, especially something hobby-related like video games, you get these social reject faggots who think the store and it's employees are their 'friend', and come and bug the shit out of you every other day without buying anything.
working food service that type of person was more likely to sit and drink coffee for 3 hours quietly and then tip well once they leave.

I've worked both plenty, normal-ass retail is the worse of the two.

started playing more games with a controller

>Doctor, my wrist hurts when I'm on a keyboard for 12 hours a day. What should I do?
>"I suggest you not be on a keyboard 12 hours a day."

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>>385936401
>he hasn't cut his hands off and had then replaced with a robotic alternative

John wick and stalker

It's amazing!?

Divinity 2 and The Room
I'd love to see Larian writing combined with Wiseau

>>385936269
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets with Divinity Original Sin. Sci-fi Divinity wouldn't be bad except now the main character has no personality and speaks in monotone.

>>385936107
Do they even make this magazine anymore and anything like EGM?

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I think I probably spent more time playing and replaying the demo discs from Official Dreamcast Magazine than I spent playing full Dreamcast games.

I remember Seanbaby's EGM articles. Man, it was just a more fun, rad time to be into video games.

>>385936038
Avatars are for little kids, the PC Elite are fully grown adults.

>we want the Skin Diamond audience

>>385936038
It has customizable profile pages and avatars

>>385935872
Dodge his swings, hit back. It's not that hard.

you don't even need to dodge, just go right

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>>385935872
>How do I beat (dark souls boss)
Just dodge.

The entire game is built upon dodging. After you beat him you'll realize how easy he is especially considering THE BALLISTAS KILL HIM IN ALMOST ONE SHOT

Persona 4

Hotel Dusk?
You also play detective in Ace Attorney, really.

LA NOIRE haha erm murder soul suspect even bigger HA HA

>>385935768
Being obese generally makes you lose motivation to do any sort of activity.

This is why I'm afraid of wagecucking

>>385935869
projecting?

>>385935719

Literally who

>>385935719
Is this the insane korean?

>>385935719
The only possible game she'd enjoy is a Chip Chan Sim.

>hope for a cancelled game

Even if it wasn't axed it looked like shitty shovelware garbage. Horrible graphics, zero soul or personality, bland as fuck combat, literally nothing worth looking at in the environments, music wasn't promising, etc. Everything was coming off worse than Mighty No.9, and that says something.

>>385935949
>Everything was coming off worse than Mighty No.9

You're trying way too hard to fit in kid.

>>385936036
Take a look at the footage for like five seconds. Mighty No.9 was dogshit, but this genuinely made MN9 look like a solid game.

I was fully hyped for the idea of Bloodstained, I even considered backing it, but there were just too many red flags. And I'm glad I didn't back it, because... it's not even 10% similar to what was promised.

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Don't bother playing the actual game, just waste time playing Outrun, Space Harrier and Super Hang On in the arcade.

got it recently.
played it for 40 minutes.
didn't continue
should i give this game another chance?

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>>385936394
>Not playing Mahjong
What a fucking pleb