About to play this for the first time.
What do I need to know?
You're about 8 years late
And, no, Overwatch is not a worthy successor
>>386228659
It was much better in 2007.
>>386228659
>kill everyone except the ones who dance or give you sandwich
>random crits are fair and balanced
>Pyro is underpowered
>
What's the best *pah* Kirby game, /v/?
How genuine is LTG?
>>386228657
from what I hear he's like that in real life and he isn't putting on a persona or playing a character at all.
>>386228443
THIS IS A FUCKIN VIDEO
i miss him
>>386228191
Fag
how can you possibly miss such a big target
>>386228191
>instead of getting one shot by "come here, little piggy" we get one shot by a gimmicky nigger
>you find yourself in an Hunger Games-type of arena
>you have to survive for 24 hours
>either a Xenomorph or a Predator is set loose
Who do you choose? What will you do?
??? video games??
>>386228148
Predator. As long as I can find some mud I will live with a near guarantee.
Xenomorph
Fuck predators stealth cloak that would be terrifying
Why haven't you picked up modern Warfare Remastered yet?
Too expensive
I never really cared for CoD.
>>386228074
I did with IW and i like IW more.
Never really played an RPG in my life /v/ so give me some recommendations, I guess this is also just a general RPG thread.
>>386227862
What kind of RPG do you have in mind
>>386228159
Anything for a newcomer I guess, don't really care about difficulty. Maybe a bit simple.
>>386228230
Maybe Arx Fatalis
Bow down to Hime-chan you peasants
Did mayo win?
>>386227927
Yes /v/ btfo again.
>>386227837
>Japan has incredibly shit taste.
Big fucking surprise, if the female isn't light-skinned they're not interested. Even if she looks like a troll doll with the forehead you could park an aircraft carrier on.
What are they queuing for, /v/?
>>386227785
to fuck your mum
>>386227785your mother's vagine lmao
ur mum
Let's talk about the Legend of Heroes franchise and how its the biggest scam in JRPG history.
If you played Trails in the Sky(as many did) then you'll notice one thing first and foremost: ITS FUCKING BORING!
Dialogues are boring, combat is boring, world is boring and the engine itself is just one step ahead of RPG maker.
"Fans" try to tell you that its one of the best written JRPGs out there. My ass it is! Its so cliche and standard its the quintessential JRPG trope. All the cliche characters and cliche events are in there to a point in which it feels you've played the game already. And the game does just that and nothing more.
And it gets worse: Trails of Cold Steel. You may think that this is a different game - but no it isnt. In fact, it has the EXACT SAME QUESTS! right off the bat and the EXACT SAME LOCATIONS thematically. The first other town you visit in Sky is the merchant town where you can buy anything. Guess whats the first town in Steel you visit is? Thats right: the merchant town where you can buy anything! And it continues that way.
Has there ever been a more uninspired and literally copy pasted JRPG than the LoH series? This is a rhetorical question because there hasn't been one.
I seriously wanna ask the people holding this franchise in high regards: what else have you played that such a dull and uninspired mess and obvious cash grab interests you?
ADD phoneposting generation: the post
Anyone who considers Trails in the Sky to be too wordy, boring or slow paced has clearly never read a book in their life.
The strength is in its world and immersion but I'd imagine people like you were rushing from objective to objective too quickly to notice.
>>386227760
Trails is fine, but I got nothing better to do so here's a free (You).
t. Ysfag
>>386227760
I likes trials in the sky, it was a confy jrpg to be played in the bed. cold steel never clicked with me.
You try to run me through? hold on... Think again! don't you know what you're starting!?
>>386227456
so fast so fine
>>386227456
I seriously don't get people's love of Last Surprise. The very beginning is pretty good, but from the moment the lyrics kick in it only goes downhill. It's bad.
>>386229013
You must be tone deaf or have a child's comprehension of music.
You guys are the most pathetic pieces of trash I've played with, and I grew up in a third world country.
gg ez
kys
>>386227294NIGGER POO POO
Literally how have they not been exterminated yet????
cause bolvar and there must always be a lich king or some shit idk op
>>385596000
I'm talking about forsaken. They kill everyone and stab them in the back. They literally greet you with "death to the living".
>>385595081
Basically, Dave Kosak had a hard on for them thus fucking lore up to basically make what is supposedly a small race with negative population growth dominate everything. TL;DR plot armour
What is the game you always come back to when there are no good new games to play?
Hard mode: no multilplayer shit
Diablo 2
Factorio, I guess. With mods, this game really offers quite literally thousands of hours of shit to do.
Or I'll go and do another gimmick build for Fallout 2 or blow some steam with Painkiller or Shadow Warrior 2.
Stalker Call of Chernobyl has been recently proving to be a pretty interesting time-sink too, with the infinite game feature.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UY5bn1pBpz
Have you ever jacked off to a spray in a Source game?
>>386227171
you fags were ez backstabs.
>>386227171
I always had one with anime tiddies where the nipples would be censored with text saying ur a faget.
>>386227171
team fortress 2 is one of the best games ever madeupdate fucking WHEN?
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>Teaching Feeling: Aurelia Version announced
Boobies?
i can't get over how this guy doesn't draw noses
>>386227024
>Inb4 spics start ripping it off