Name a videogame character that could defeat Legendary Super Saiyan Broly
Hard Mode: no SMT, kirby or touhou characters
Broly doesn't stand a chance against Asuka-chan.
>>386269110
>>386269110
Asura
KNEEL
BEFORE ZOD
>>386268897
dude what the fuck is the matter with you?
>>386268897
Stop it. Get some help.
You will not survive
>objective: survive
I somehow managed to beat a few of the early levels of W@W on veteran. Mile High Club was pretty easy in comparison.
>>386269362
>He can't beat every cod on veteran.
Ado rarely play fps or something?
>>386268501
Approximately $2000. $1000 on Rainbow Six Siege. Boosters and skins. Quit when they made the team killing rules more strict. $800 on a shitty mobile game called Portal Quest. Was rank fifty in the world or some shit. Quit 'cause the developers made me cringe. Obnoxious gaylords. The chat system's also draconian as fuck. $200 on a much better mobile game called Hades' Star. No random bullshit. Buy crystals, then trade for resources or finish upgrades immediately. Chat isn't censored, but you can't insult people.
$200 on league over 6 years
$20 on loot boxes during overwatch launch
About $50 on mobile gacha in total
>>386268501
In total, over $100 from TF2 and CSGO combined
Glad I sold that shit and stopped playing those shitty games.
Do you like fighting game girl outfits?
>>385614923
I wish they had none
>>385614923
my dick does so yes
>>385614923
>iphone
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Orgrimmar tomorrow.
i'd only set foot into that shit hole to murder degenerate horde
Jaina is so fucking hot
The crazier, the better
The longer you stick around them the more you begin to understand that the Horde needs purging.
> Be me
> Kael'Thas, prince of the glorious Elven Kingdom of Quel'Thalas
> Study magic because these pleb btiches need to advance with the new century
> when faggot humans start to become mages we can't all still be hippies shooting arrows, 'yknow
> study at school, faggot humans mock me for being an elf
> smugsuperiority.jpg
> learn your place humans
> see this qt human girl studying magic as well
> she needs to get ELFED
> talk to her, manage to not spill spaghetti
> ask her out on a date
> HOLY SHIT SHE ACCEPTS
> date is going great
> she admit being really into princes with really long blonde hair
> thisismychance.jpg
> some Chad human comes in
> apparently he's a prince
> walks right up to my qt
> says "wanna get out of here?"
> I stare into his eyes
> "no WE don't"
> emphasis on we so he understands
> he doesn't give a shit, doesn't even look at me
> qt asks if he's a prince
> faggot replies he's the prince of some lord-whatever faggot kingdom
> dumb slut fucking goes with him
> byfirebepurged.jpg
> Whatever, dumb human sluts don't deserve elf dick anyway
> years go by
> hear about some human kingdom crashing due to zombies or some shit
> all human mages are devastated
> I just cackle to myself
> vengeance.jpg
> Hear the zombies are moving on the elf capital next
> ohfuck.jpg
> travel back to my kingdom
> all the guards are contantly giggling when around me
> confused.jpg
> Start to take charge, plane out defences
> tell two guards to dig a ditch
> "oi, ya be tellin' us to take your girlie next?"
> how the fuck do they know?
> Pissed as fuck, go to commander in charge
> some bitch named Sylvanas
> Tell them I want them executed
> "Why, did they fuck your girl or something?"
> Fine, you cunts deal with it
> Leave for Dalaran
> hear the Elven kingdom got wrecked
> faggot bitches deserved it
> still sad though, it was MY kingdom
> cry a bit for all the elf women getting CORPSED
> "why are you crying, did someone fuck your girl?"
> fuckthis.jpg
> Leave Dalaran
> hear they got wrecked too
> No tears for them though.
> Hear the same undead commander wrecked both the human kingdom, Quel'Thalas and Dalaran
> probably means nothing
> gather up all the surviving elves and enlist with some douchebag human
> "oh hey, if it isn't the cuck prince of the cuck race?"
> how does fuck does everyone know?
> Human asshole is a racist, hates all elves
> constantly call us cucks and how we're "lucky to be alive"
> One day sends us on literal suicide mission
> About to die an honorable death
> Some fuckign Snakefishes come out of the water and rescue us
> Holy fucking shit is God actually real?
> Racist asshole in charge finds out and wants to have us executed
> guess not.
> Snakefishes rescue us again
> tells us we either have to travel to another dimension and serve a goatdemon or die
> choose to serve the goatdemon
> hear a murmur behind me about "choosing the cuck decision"
> never found out who says it
> Some faggots stay behind
> We wanna rebuild Quel'Thalas
> Bitch are you serious?
> Says they elected some dude named Lor'Themar
> confused.jog
> Who dafuq is that?
> "We don't know either, but atleast he's not a cuck"
> portal teleports us away before I can fireball their asses
> get to other dimension
> literally hell, demons everywhere
> Almost all my elves get killed immediately
> get to Goat demon
> snakelady tells me to kneel
> "I hear you kneel quite a lot in front of more masculine men"
> HOW THE FUCK DOES HE KNOW?!
> Goat demon wants me to make him king
> fight alongside evil snakefishes and some ugly chernobyl-motherfuckers to put an evil goatdemon in charge
> see countless of my fellows die in the process
> Turns out, goatdemon is in servitude to a BIGGER goatdemon
> tells him to wreck the undead king or whatever
> ohcomeon.jpg
> Travel to the fucking arctic tundra
> cold as fuck
> hear that undead commander who killed my kingdom is on his way too
> finally we'll meet
> About to reach the summit
> fucker appears
> see who it is
> whatthefuckingshit.jpg
> it's that human Chad prince who stole the qt
> but that was fifteen years ago, there's no way he would remember tha
> "heya there elfboi, still mad you got cucked?"
> he dunks my head in a toilet
Post yfw OP gets banned for this spam shit.
ITT: scams
>>386267951
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>386268360
literally who?
Another new DQ10 version
Another NEVER EVER
At least we are getting 11
>>386267935
>At least we are getting 11
dqx was the only mmo I was ever interested in
>>386268294
Did you not hear?
11 was announced to come to the US
*blocks your path*
River in a desert thread?
>mfw fighting him in Sam's DLC on hard
Second phase is complete and utter bullshit
>>386269003
Sure, but goddammit, the scenery.
THE FUCKING SCENERY
What the fuck went wrong, /v/?
>>386267268
shark cards
>>386267268
they made too much money
It's boring
>With the newest update there is now a Story Mode
>It's dedicated to Reaper
How mad would you be?
We all know Blizzard has a boner for edgelords.
I'm honestly surprised we don't have "missions" like the Null Sector game mode. Seems like a huge wasted oppertunity.
Not much, Reaper is unironically one of the more interesting characters in OW
I was expecting him to be a total faggot edgelord, but he's delightfully hammy and professional.
i wouldn't mind, but it wouldn't bother me either. i stopped playing a long time ago. i'm pretty sure only tumblr gives a fuck about character story in this game.
Should I buy a 2ds XL /v/? or should I wait for Nintendy's next handheld?
>>386267150
The Switch is the next handheld
Their next handheld is already out
>>386267293
>>386267295
the switch IS NOT a handheld nintendo already stated this. Its a portable console and handheld isnt a console. The Switch cannot fit in a pocket.
So in cs go wtf is going on and how do I fix it. It's not the monitor so please help
>>386266968
Turn off the 3D
Ignore >>386267021. Get 3D glasses.
>>386266968
verify cache or check settings
Is this game as good as the hype says
Is it even a game
I am half expecting an open world narrative driven zombie game but I am also half worried that its going to be an interactive movie a la uncharted
>>386266887
I don't understand the "movie" meme. The game is a third person cover shooter, where you can craft weapons from scrap and shit you've gathered (you can gather in and out of combat).
When you're not in combat it's dialogue/story alongside some light puzzle platforming similar to uncharted, but not as ridiculous.
It's not open world, usually, levels are linear until you get into the combat areas, where it then opens up. Some levels are far more open than others during combat.
If you can pick it up for a good price I'd recommend it.
how are there no hot opinions on this
It is a movie game. The gameplay is meh. I got it free with my ps4, probably would not buy it unless it was dirt cheap.