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Nintendo decides to jump on the cinematic universe bandwagon and create a Nintendo Cinematic Universe leading up to an Avengers-style Smash Bros movie. Which characters get their own films first? Who gets cast?
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Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as Captain Falcon.
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Mario gets filmed first, obviously
Then chronological order of fighters until Olimar, then make the Smash Bros. Movie
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>>386644256
I can't think of who would star ness or mega man, child actors usually aren't very good.
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Have I ever had a girlfriend? Pfff-yeah, totally, I've had like... dozens of boyfriends. Stop being stupid Makoto and go to bed!
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The fact that her and the teacher are virgins despite looking that truly baffles me like fuck off.
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>>386643982
her sister ain't a virgin anymore
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>>386643982
This is Japan, if you're a woman you either have sex or you have a career, you can't have both.
It's the same with men only replace sex with sleep.
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Do you still follow this advice, /v/?
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more like "never pay for computer games"
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What games would you guys recommend?
I like simulation games, space-exploration games and open-world games. I enjoy high-freedom games (sims and minecraft, etc)
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Call of Duty
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>>386643309
which one?
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Pong
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When was the last time a game truly impressed you?
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>>386643162
Answer the question.
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>>386643051
when I got them to run despite my deprecated hardware
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>it's an "anon posts cropped porn and wants us to beg for it" episode
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Fuck Valve
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Why?
What is there to be angry about?
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>>386643081
Picture this. currently TF2 fans are waiting for the Pyro/Jungle update. Along side that, this is Valve's first major release since Dota 2 went into Beta in 2011. Also HL3 is nowhere to be seen since 2008.
And after all this waiting we're just getting a fucking Hearthstone knockoff. You better believe we're pissed off. The trailer video for this, is getting a shit ton of dislikes, it's so upsetting.
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>>386643081
>don't make any game in years
>announce some shitty Hearthstone clone
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>The year is 2008
>Hop on the Xbox 360
>Have the whole day free
>Just want to hop into matchmaking, find a few guys to play with all day, and hang out
>First game doesn't go well, but in the second game you find two or three guys you want to stick around.
>"Hey guys, wanna make a party?"
>Party forms
>You hang out with them all day
>Add each other as friends
>Keep playing for about a week before you move on to new games or something
>Repeat process for months.
>Make countless friends on Xbox Live this way.
>The year is 2017
>This shit just doesn't happen anymore
What the fuck happened?
I'll admit, I play on PC now, but it just seems like I can't hop into a game and find friends to hang out with anymore. Even MMOs are suddenly more solo than they ever were back then.
The only game that even remotely comes close to my old Halo 3 days is CS:GO.
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xbox is shit kill yourself frat boy
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xbox is shit kill yourself frat boy
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why don't you just kill yourself and be reincarnated for more epic console experiences in high school then faggot
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ITT: Games only you played.
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>>386642801
I played this. For some reason, it really stuck with me.
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>>386643058
Did you beat it?
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I was thinking about checkpoints in games that are objects and I can't think of anything else than bonfires from souls, borderlands things, guacamelee shrines or some mario flags.
Give me them titles!
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Sonic
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How young are you? Most metroid style games have save rooms. Resident evil with typewriters etc.
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>>386642786
Yeah I know but I need titles.
I'm in that state of mind that I'm trying to think so hard that my brain doesn't want to help me with this. All my memories are wiped out
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what videogame will you play when every character will be either black, gay, or a woman?
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>>386642538
Oh boy, hes playing the HD collection, isn't he?
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>>386642538
While you're busy worrying about possible multicultural protagonists, I'm actually playing videogames.
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Black gay female Mario of course.and fan art in 3...2...
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Best Castlemania
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>>386641989
Recently started playing it myself.
It starts off really slow, but it's pretty good so far.
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>>386641989
>no
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>>386641989
>>386642084
Both wrong
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>Fisher, my God, they launched the missile. In-flight prediction says it's heading straight for Hagåtña. You've got less than 5 minutes to disarm it before it's out of range of command from that location. Get to the command center, on the double!
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chaos theory best splinter cell
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>>386641960
>MY GOD, FISHER. HAVE YOU GONE INSANE? THE MISSION IS OVER.
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>there will never be a simple mission pack with some more maps for Chaos Thery
its all i want ubi
i dont even want a *new* game
just more chaos theory
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If sqenix will put you in charge of developing the next tomb raider game, what would you do?
Remember, you're not allowed to bankrupt them by making another tank control platformer.
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>>386641913
Actually make it a JRPG and the next Final Fantasy.
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How the fuck are post AoD games tank controlled
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>>386641913
Give it volleyball side quests with the doa girls.
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NCH released his updated /v/ rage video
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>>386642102
fuck off newfag
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>>386642102
>>>/r/eddit
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God, how did turn out to be so bad?
10 years ago it had its charme but this is just cringe
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>it is completely acceptable to release AAA games with graphics worse than games from 2007
>it is completely acceptable to release AAA games with gamebreaking bugs on launch
>it is completely acceptable to release AAA games with no campaign and multiplayer with only a few good maps and no forge mode for sixty dollars or more
>it is completely acceptable to release AAA games with with the protag constantly telling you what you're supposed to feel at that moment
>it is completely acceptable to release AAA games with long stretches of "gameplay" that is your character forcefully being slowed so that they can have in-game exposition instead of a cutscene
>it is completely acceptable to release AAA games with a focus on "narrative" that boils down to a cliche'd b-movie mess with pretensions of artistry instead of focusing on the gameplay
>it is completely acceptable to release AAA games with an in-game earned currency system that restricts equipment and functions within the game AND comes with the option to purchase that currency with real money
>it is completely acceptable to release AAA games after having advertised a level of technical and graphical finesse during trailers and "demos" with the final product being a tremendous technological and visual downgrade without facing fraud and false advertising charges
>it is completely acceptable to release AAA games in a franchise that remove core gameplay features from previous iterations
>"But AAA games suck I just ignore them!"
You are literally killing mainstream game development by being indifferent and complacent to their deterioration
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>>386641395
You didn't like BOTW, huh?
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Oh I liked parts of it
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>>386641395
>it is completely acceptable to release AAA games with graphics worse than games from 2007
Aesthetics that match with the gameplay and themes matter way more than graphical fidelity.
Everything else is basically consumers having shit taste or just being plain old retarded. I basically only support AA and the occasional indie now. I might rarely support AAA if they fulfill certain conditions, like actually being a complete experience out of the box.