How would you improve Solange.
>>386739145
Put a baby in her.
They already did with her brown skin alt.
>>386739145
spray her in a mist of my seed
Videogames that /v/ hates but are actually good
Just finished this and is not as bad people make it seem. It's a really nice banjo kazooie. Controls are the only thing that need some fixes.
>>386738850
>>It's a really nice banjo kazooie
>Levels are larger than Banjo-Tooie
>>386738927
>bigger levels with more content are bad
Too bad the developers are either SJW faggots or cowards, I might have bought the game.
Explain this bullshit, nintendofags
>>386738721
Nintendo had fuck-all to do with it
the answer is easier than you think it is OP
>Capcom
>>386738721
This isn't Nintendo, you faggot. It's Crapcom.
Basically I'm going to need some good android games to pass the time. What do you guys recommend?
Bjümp
>>386738647
Coc
Rick & Morty
>>386739782
Shit and gay
>Forced stealth in non-stealth games
>>386738631
Didn't you just make this thread?
>forced thread posting every 30 minutes
>>386738631
Still salty about Zero Mission too, huh?
Did anyone ever play this? Is it any good?
Pretty mediocre, but simple fun action platformer. I remember having an OK time with it.
The "soundtrack by the Surf Coasters" is a lie, though. There's only one song by them, the intro theme which also plays in motorcycle scenes.
Oh and the voice acting is hilariously bad. Musashi sounds like Nelson from Simpsons who tries to be serious.
Nomura's character design is off the fucking charts.
Being an actual Miyamoto Musashi buff, it's almost offensive.
>>386738550
Was pretty good but not anywhere as good as the original. Soundtrack and visuals were top tier though.
I wish I could replay it but it doesn't emulate well...or at all really.
This is not OK!
She's a fucking doorknob anyway.
>>386738394
is this the new ntr ending for ff10?
>>386738394
What are other vidya where the player character gets cucked or, at least, almost gets cucked like this? No VNs pls.
Any other game when I can just wander around the game world looking for technology moments and observing daily life of npc?
I liked how for example people had smoke breaks after the place when they work etc.
>>386738016
GTA SA
morrowind and oblivion
>>386738016
Mafia 1, 2
>>386738537
most npcs just stand still in morrowind
How did this happen?
Someone made a fun game that people wanted.
>>386737831
Two best games are PC exclusives. Are consoles even TRYING?
chinks
Why does he get the best girl?
his mom dies tho
he doesn't tho
He seems qt, would fug
Hey /v/.
About a year ago, i've just remembered i have acquired a space shooter game. Then some shit happened, forgot what it was, had a computer problem and totally forgot what the game was.
Can you help a fellow anon find what it is ?
Here's a list of the things i remember.
>Totalbiscuit tested it
>it was not an "obscure" game
>it was maybe in 2D or 3D .. or just had 3D elements (not sure) but had a view from above and was well detailed
>it had a ton of shortcuts
>you could build your ship in a complete ridiculous way up to the point of being the deadliest missile swarmer ever or fill the screen with projectiles
>it is not ages old, it's "fairly" recent (a few years)
>it's not pic related
>it is not a vertical/side scrolling shoot em up
Help, please ..
>>386737718
Space Pirates and Zombies
>>386737760
No, it didn't have that name, that i'm sure. Also certainly not zombies in it.
>>386737857
Did you even look at the game?
Totalbiscuit even voices a character in the game
It was released in 2011
Top-down
crazy levels of customisation
3d-ish graphics
just look at the game before you dismiss because it isn't the game you're looking for
it is literally as you describe it
Didn't get Ike after 79 orbs. Considering uninstalling.
>pissed off that you gambled and didn't get the result you wanted
>he plays F2P mobile gacha garbage
>>386737005
I wonder if anyone with a rooted phone, lucky patcher & Freedom have figured out how to fly under the radar for this, fuck gatcha games.
>fall from platform or ledge in video game
>get mini heart attacks
Does anyone else /experience/ this?
My stomach becomes an Olympic gymnast
>/expierence/
Jesus christ
>>386736864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D1KzmRFNPs
How do we fix Overwatch?
>>386736595
you honestly can't
>>386736595
hats and F2P
Faster move speeds
Limited ammo
>get prizes for watching other people open loot boxes
>gaming in the current year
http://archive.is/LNZdT
Why are they laying bait for streamers when streamers are already going to be up in their shit?
>>386736508
At least before it was about waging Cod money in matches, that made some sense, this is a whole new level of pathetic.
>2008 games catering to casuals
>2010s games catering to smartphone users
>2016 or so, games catering to streamers
im drawing the line
this is too far