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Make him an old man you faggot

lone survivor starts with 420 blood echoes lol is all im saying

violent past ftw

>>387770021
Daesh

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>>387770021
The Phantoms. I'm boring.

my ass

In this regard the only game that had more than a chuckle out of me was Jazzpunk.

Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!

>>387682065
Tales of- skits usually have some chuckle worthy dialogues.

every scifi game looks the same

Sci-fi horror is picking up lately for some reason. I just want the regular stuff. Hopefully CP2077 will trigger some sort of resurgence of the genre.

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>tfw no cyberpunk games

>>387769995
48

>>387769995
158

110

I'm a prole, I know. And I don't even own BoI

yeah its nice

One of the best tech-demo games ever made.

bamp

The game's gonna be carried by including as much nostalgia shit (like the villains) they can stuff into the game as possible. They've been doing this ever since Sonic Generations got such great ratings

>>387769646
It's not like people don't like shit like that though, you should see people creaming themselves in the Kirby threads over every old random villain or reference in the new games.

Honestly Sonic deserves it too since it took them like 20 years to even reference what should be the main theme. I dont see why people get so mad about it too. Up until generations Sonic was almost the only long game series to just say fuck it to is roots and pretend that outside of the characters the music, levels, and story from the older games never existed.

So those Happy Tree Friends guys wrote this one too, right?

>>387681619
Name 3/4 of a game that does this

>>387681619
Name 21 video games that do this.

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>>387681619
Name 666 games that don't do that.

>>387681578
>Why does the crow have eggs in both her nests?
It's a magic crow and there's two of them

>Why do you find the doll to Ariamis in your own cell, and only after you come back? Instead of, I don't know, maybe a hidden room in Anor Londo?
The asylum is where they dump things they don't want, and time is convoluted

>How the fuck did the titanite demon end up in the bedroom of Anor Londo, he can't fit through the door.
titanite demons are grown from leftover slabs

>Why is Artorias sword so fucking huge when Sif wields it, but 10 times smaller when it's used by Artorias?
sif has big souls, and the sword grew with him

>Why doesn't Ash Lake make any sense geographically speaking?
it does

>Why the fuck can't you see Solaire from the taurus demon's bridge?
time is convoluted

>>387681578
>Why does the crow have eggs in both her nests?
2 different crows
>Why do you find the doll to Ariamis in your own cell, and only after you come back?Instead of, I don't know, maybe a hidden room in Anor Londo?
The dude who gave you the Estus Flasks dropped it
>How the fuck did the titanite demon end up in the bedroom of Anor Londo, he can't fit through the door.
It was summoned.
>Why doesn't the tiny wooden door that leads to the depths get burned by the dragon fire? That's even more retarded than the pile of rubble in DaS2.
A) It's way out of the reach of the flames, B) properly treated wood is barely flammable
>Why does Andre have the crest of the forest?
He found it.
>Why is Artorias sword so fucking huge when Sif wields it, but 10 times smaller when it's used by Artorias?
Magic
>Why doesn't Ash Lake make any sense geographically speaking?
The entire upper world sits on the tree crowns of those fuckhuge trees in ashlake
>Why the fuck can't you see Solaire from the taurus demon's bridge?
Draw distance

>>387681578
Time is convoluted, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>387681513

I CARRIED AN M16!

I CARRIED AN M16

I CARRIED AN M16

>>387769374
Any game that requires insight, sacrifice, loyalty, bonding, and reasoning.

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Why is he so perfect?

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>>387681493
All of Killer7 is pure kino.

>>387682210
He was made befor they fired Oshima and decided to ignore his cartoon animal model. He showed what sonic style birds are suposed to look like when he designed bean but all of the birds in sonic riders had beaks.

>>387681082
who?

I have no idea who this faggot is but I keep seeing his ugly face being posted on here for fucking years.

>>387681637
he is a youtuber that thinks his opinions on FF and Sonic games are facts.

>>387681067
Any indie game that blew up in less than a week

>>387681067
Blind first playthrough of a Malkavian in Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines.

Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit

I remember preorders for switch sold out in seconds. It means nothing frjendo

>>387769219

>I remember preorders for switch sold out in seconds. It means nothing frjendo

But the switch was massively sucessful

>>387769131
Preordering something that's possibly going to fail.

I mean theres no certain word it might. but for all we know, switch or hell PC might take over the whole market and no one would touch the X.

Basically preordering is stupid. So by that context you're stupid, and even more stupid for asking people to do stupid things like stupidly preordering something that could be so stupid.

Stupid.
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mkaybai