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Shitty ports/remakes 2017-08-22 12:17:03 Post No.387845748
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Shitty ports/remakes 2017-08-22 12:17:03 Post No.387845748
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Fucking up by doing the bare minimum turning gold into shit. Let's see them. We will start with a classic shitty port. Made on the same system that gave us 3 Sonic Advance games and a year after Sonic Rush a shitty port of Sonic 1 with fucked up music and physics
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>tfw bought this on day 1 without reading reviews
>it's just sonic 1, how could they possibly fuck this up?
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>>387845859
There are thousands of ports of Sonic 1 and you choose the single worst one. Why did you need it on GBA just play it anywhere else
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>>387845748
>Sonic 15th anniversary
>Sonic 2006, Sonic Genesis
What did Sega mean by this?
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Should I pull the trigger on Gothic 2?
Also,
General Gothic 2 thread
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>>387845537
75% off btw, only 2.50 on steam
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no, pull the trigger on yourself instead
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>>387845537
Of course you should, but you have obviously already bought the game and are just here to sperg out over it.I enjoy these threads because you can spot the newfags who get mad and don't know this game is a genuine masterpiece. Keep up the good work.PB will never make another good game.
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>walking to work
>starts to rain
>protect 3ds, make it to work
>check 3ds during break
>screen is completely fucked, no display at all, no touch
>can't back up data without turning on
>$200 down the drain, haven't even finished paying it all
>have extremely important saves on that console that my life is beyond fucked
>go to nintendo store
>we can repair if for $150! But your data is lost :( sorry
Fuck technology, fuck this board, fuck all you.
We would be better off in the Stone Age. All technology does is ruin our lives. My life is over. Fuck you /v/
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>>387845304
Always have a jacket woth thick pocket protection retard.
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That's what you get for being a wageslave and going outside.
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doesn't sound like you protected it at all
>nintendo store
yeah nah yer a fag
Quick question /v/. Which games would you consider to be the most "hardcore" that test a players skills? Games that test your reaction, precision, critical thinking, problem solving and other such skills. Genre, generation, console(also count flash and mobile games if you want) don't matter and they don't have to fit all the skills mentioned above (e.g., Ikaruga, requires precision to dodge the barrage of enemy bullets while keeping track of your polarity and killing enemies to continue your chain).
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>>387845296
beatmania IIDX
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Ninja Gaiden Black and Ninja Gaiden 2.
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Call of Duty WW2 everyone.
They sure did their research huh?
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>>387872393
Is this real?
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>>387872393
Where's ah...
Where's it going?
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>>387872393
>bunch of anti gun millennial nu male cucks and some chinks and pajeets as programmers
>actual research
lmao
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Why is this game so fucking hard? I'm getting killed all the fucking time.
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>>387845103
use slowmo jumps
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move unpredictably
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>>387845103
aim for head
pc has this glitch where its always on the highest difficulty but this shouldnt be a problem
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Why the fuck does anyone like boring fucking Medieval European Fantasy anymore? If you're a white supremacist I guess I understand why you'd like it because ethically it fits your aesthetics but otherwise it's so fucking played out, ancient shit
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The Witcher 3 controls like shit. Why even bother with shit like that? Even the writing is worse than in Game of Thrones.
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N I G G E R J E W
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>>387845056
>"Hey guys, let's make a game based in the African savanna!"
>Creates game
>Play black dude in loin cloth
>Get killed by lion/cheetah/rhino/giraffe/mosquitoes/flies
>If guy survives, go build a mud hut
>Sleep and repeat
>"Wow, this game is so much better than those stupid medieval European games! Take that, white supremacists!"
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Battletoads are coming to PC!... in Shovel Knight. Since it will now be sold in stores, they are adding battletoads to all PC versions now.
http://yachtclubgames.com/2017/08/shovel-knight-on-windows-store-battletoads-encounter-coming-to-pc/
Also, uh.. Shovel Knight thread if you prefer.
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>>387845018
Is...is that a hover bike?
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>>387845018
Call me when they add Shovel Knight customization.
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>>387845373
Yeah you have to do the hoverbike before fighting them
Is Gears of War the highest skill ceiling TPS?
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All shooters. Not just third person.
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>>387872309
Damn, bold statement.
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>>387872478
Just watch some high level Gears gameplay if you don't believe me. The difference between a good and a bad player is absurdly big.
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Now that the dust has settled, what did we think of this?
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>>387844386
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I liked it, felt the narrative was enjoyable enough to warrant the mediocre gameplay. The atmosphere was pretty great, though.
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Great game.
Only insecure contrarians hate it.
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>download Paladins
>see the roster
>can't stop watching the female characters
>try the alternative clothes while seeing them doing emoticons
>I don't want to play the game anymore I just want to see more R34 of Paladins
>quit game and start fapping to the female characters
10/10 would download for free again
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>>387844025
yes it's for dumb waifucuck third worlder piece of shits, just like that moba they made and killed tribes for
kys subhuman piece of shit
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>>387844025
Game looks like shit and the characters do too
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Original or US soundtrack?
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>>387871014
Original.
I don't understand why so many people on 4chan like the US one. Aside from a couple of songs, it's garbage. None of the US songs are better than the originals.
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Both. I love them both.
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I like the JP/EU soundtrack more overall but the US soundtrack has a couple of gems like Wacky Workbench Present.
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>game has music that is played through a radio in the game world
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>>387843605
<GAME HAS IMPORTANT CUTSCENES PLAYING ON AN IN-GAME-WORLD TV AS YOU'RE EXPLORING!
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>they have their own fake commercials
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>>387843958
The radio in GTA will always be one of my favorite things about the series. The way it pulls me into the world is unrivaled.
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Playstation Online price bump?
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It's Half Life 3.
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It's a car, or something else really stupid.
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>>387870289
Looks like a television or something.
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This is a good game.
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>>387843490
Yes.
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>>387843490
Cool
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its ok
its worse fort wear being on the tiny GB screen, and it could really use a map. Made a lot of good additions to the series though and samus's suit looks great ingame