>be winning 50-0
>opponent seeker randomly catches a glimsp of a tiny flying ball and catches it
>lose 50-150
what kind of shitty game is this?
one you knew was going to be shitty going into it
its quidditch senpai, cmon
>>387852758
a game invented by an old unathletic lady for a nerdy, limp-wristed fuckin fantasy world
>"So let me get this straight," Harry said as it seemed that Ron's explanation (with associated hand gestures) was winding down. "Catching the Snitch is worth one hundred and fifty points?"
>"Yeah -"
>"How many ten-point goals does one side usually score not counting the Snitch?"
>"Um, maybe fifteen or twenty in professional games -"
>"That's just wrong. That violates every possible rule of game design. Look, the rest of this game sounds like it might make sense, sort of, for a sport I mean, but you're basically saying that catching the Snitch overwhelms almost any ordinary point spread. The two Seekers are up there flying around looking for the Snitch and usually not interacting with anyone else, spotting the Snitch first is going to be mostly luck -"
>"It's not luck!" protested Ron. "You've got to keep your eyes moving in the right pattern -"
>"That's not interactive, there's no back-and-forth with the other player and how much fun is it to watch someone incredibly good at moving their eyes? And then whichever Seeker gets lucky swoops in and grabs the Snitch and makes everyone else's work moot. It's like someone took a real game and grafted on this pointless extra position so that you could be the Most Important Player without needing to really get involved or learn the rest of it. Who was the first Seeker, the King's idiot son who wanted to play Quidditch but couldn't understand the rules?" Actually, now that Harry thought about it, that seemed like a surprisingly good hypothesis. Put him on a broomstick and tell him to catch the shiny thing...
>Ron's face pulled into a scowl. "If you don't like Quidditch, you don't have to make fun of it!"
>"If you can't criticise, you can't optimise. I'm suggesting how to improve the game. And it's very simple. Get rid of the Snitch."
>we pretend it's 2015
METROID IS DEAD.
your thread is shit
>>387852708
/thread
>There will NEVER BE A PRIME 4
>THERE WILL NEVER BE A METROID V
>THERE WILL NEVER BE AN OFFICIAL REMAKE OF METROID 2
I hope AM2R guy finishes the game.
>5+ min queues nearly every time
>end up getting the same players in almost every match
is it dying?
what are you talking about, I always get less than 1 minute queues
Korea and China will carry it for ever.
But yeah it's basically dead in the west.
>>387877618
It's blizzard, they can't retain players even on their f2p ones anymore.
What ate some good 3ds games? Been wanting to play a RPG with tons of classes/customization, any recommendations? What's the best EO game?
>>387852479
My goddamn dog ate some Dragon Quest games.
>>387852479
>>387852479
EOIII is the best but EOIV is the better starting point new DRPG newcomers.
Rank them. Persona 1 and 2 geezers need not apply.
5 > 4 = 3
3 > 5 >>>>>>> diarrhea >>>>> 4
2>3>5>1>4
Anyone get their Jak and Daxter code yet?
>>387852279
Sony, when is Jak coming out for people who didn't want to buy your shit game?
>>387852279
it comes included with the game
>>387852683
jak is dead get over it. the series wasnt even that good to begin with.
>>387852786
>it comes included with the game
On the physical disc you mean?
so who is getting this?
Is this a VN? If so, how good is the best girl from 1-10?
>buying kusoge made by nu-gust
We cannot go back to the good old days...
>>387852508
Gust haven't made a bad game yet. Firis came close but was ultimately mediocre.
You'd think that with the success of Skyrim and GoT there'd be all over the place but the only decent recent release has been TW3.
Fantasy is notoriously difficult to do well without falling into the trap of making something eerily similar to previous popular works. It's even less forgiving than science fiction in this regard.
>>387852229
Good rpgs require a ton of writing and design, you can't just pump them out in one year.
So, you'd think a giant multinational corporation like EA, Activision, or Ubisoft would be on these trends. Nope, they're retarded, greedy and lazy.
Fucking good GoT RPG when?
It doesn't have to stick to any script to account for the books/show storylines. Just take the Ice and Fire universe and go buckwild making a game.
The first game was supposedly very poorly made, and the next best thing is a fucking Telltale series (which I admit I did enjoy)
People Buy Xbox Because We Have The Biggest Exclusives’, Says Microsoft’s Aaron Greenberg
>The Xbox One’s exclusives situation is extremely dire (the Nintendo Switch is going to have more exclusives in its first nine months on the market than the Xbox One will have had in 2016 and 2017 put together), a situation made even worse by the delay of Crackdown 3 into next year– but Microsoft’s Aaron Greenberg doesn’t seem to think that.
>“People pick Xbox because we have the biggest franchises, the biggest exclusives, whether you are a fan of Halo, or Gears of War, or Forza,” Greenberg said during Microsoft’s Gamescom panel yesterday. “This Holiday, personally, I’m really excited, [because] Xbox One will be the only console where you will be able to play Forza 7, Cuphead, and PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, which we are super excited about. Also timed with the Xbox One X launch we have Super Lucky’s Tale coming, that’s exclusive. But it doesn’t stop there, because into the Spring, we have Sea of Thieves, State of Decay 2, and Crackdown 3. So we’re basically non stop hitting our fans with more and more exclusive titles, so there will be tons of great games to play.”
>>387876775
People buy Xbox?
>>387876818
Some retarded Americucks do. Granted not as many as the gen before but still enough to keep this trash brand alive.
I bought an xbox because Halo and Gears are consistently great games that are always worth buying.
I bought a PS4 because I got tricked into thinking that animu weebshit could be good. At least it has Crash Bandicoot remasters I guess...
So you /v/irgins excited for Fear Effect Reinvented?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLG3VLiNnlw
https://web.archive.org/web/20170822013713/http://wccftech.com/fear-effect-reinvented-announced-consoles-pc-first-trailer-released/
Personally I am excited forhow sjw pc culture faggots will ruin the game and force censorship
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT WAIT
>>387851862
I read a lot of EGM articles on this game back in the good days, but never picked it up. Count me in.
>>387851862
The walk animation in that teaser is janky as hell.
Hopefully its not representative of what we'll get in the final product.
What happened here? why was the game downgraded?
>>387851634
Cringe
so THIS is the power of the ps4
What was his problem?
That he knows Ape Escape is a better series.
>>387851481
his wife cheated on him with a black man
he lost his wife's son
I might have to buy a PS4 now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCBu0056KFk
Hopefully it will come to PC. I just wanna play the same nostalgic Gundam 4 player game, with online, and survival mode. This game does that. God damn.
If I don't hear crazy jazz music playing when I use pic related special I lose it.
>>387876449
no wing no buy
>>387876774
>wing when you have ZETA
Plenty of transforming mecha. Plus OO is just Wing but better.
>>387876449
Bamco doesn't know that computers exist
ITT: well made black characters
Hell no nigga
>>387851464
Having a black character killed the IP
>"we aren't trying to look like an Arma 2 mod, we swear!"
>Slavic/Russian atmosphere and buildings
>copy/pasted Arma 2 assets
>copy/pasted Arma 2 animations
This game is literally Arma 2 : Asset Stealing Boogaloo
Why do people like this? Honestly? I bought it yesterday and played about 4 matches. I have about 63 minutes played. I'm really trying to understand the appeal of this game but I don't want to go over my 2 hour limit so i can refund it.
overhyped by streamers and their 12-year-olds watchers
>>387851446
the appeal is trying to survive when everyones trying to kill you
sold about 8 million more copies than arma 2 tho