ITT: lore
What did he do?
>>389273869
I wanna know
>>389273869
Arrested for Mario Kart crimes.
What went wrong?
>awaken in the morning
>open my eyes
>open /v/
>every thread I see
>"this game is going to be shit"
>"outdated graphics even though we don't care about graphics"
>"mechanics are gimmicks"
>"depth is nonexistent, customization is barebones"
>"played this a hundred times and its basically dogshit"
>"I'll just pirate it and never play it anyway because its swamp water shit"
>read this
>open my ass and pillows fly out
>mfw
Can we have a genuine discussion as to whether or not you fucking people actually enjoy video games?
>>389271451
you must be new here
No, the video game stuff is just an annoying distraction from what /v/ is really about: politics
>>389271451
does anybody know when LIS:BTS episode 2 will come out?
>>389271354
No official date yet, but probably Late October/Early November
>>389271354
On Twitter devs said they're planning to release each episode in 8/10 weeks, so not before end October/mid November
>>389271354
>I can't listen to both games' soundtracks because my heart aches.
What do.
>try to play old fat PS3 for first time in years
>fan noise loud as hell after 15 minutes of play
Any way to fix this without having to buy a new PS3?
Then change fan
This reminds me
>play on a Dreamcast and "BRRRRRRRRRR-pi-KRRRRRRR.TSKTSK. KKKKKKKRRRR-RRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
>play original eggsbox "VRRRRRROOOOM"
>>389273813
>not brrraaaaaaaappppffttff
>>389273813
You fucking idiot. That isn't what the Dreamcast sounded like. You forgot the VMU's EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE when you turn it on.
Welp, my controller just shit the bed. I need a replacement, is pic related still the best PC controller?
No, the xbox one controller is.
xbone is best
Bone or Steam.
Bone if you play a lot of stuff that's also on consoles/fightan games, Steam if you want to play FPS/more PC-centric titles.
What games let me spread myself too thin and crumble into non-existence?
Just fuck my shit up senpai.
>>389271183
There's a board game called "Smallworld" that has a PC version on steam. You play a race/trait combo and spend your first few turns conquering. At a certain point you're literally to spread thin and need to go into decline, then you pick a new race/trait combo.
You fight over territories to get points and fight enemies.
TAKE THAT, PLASTIC BOY!
>shoots corpse
I, for one, am grateful that we got over the 90's games' obsession with maze levels.
Who the fuck thought that every level in every game needed to be a labyrinth? I want to strangle that person.
>>390154224
I, on the other hand, miss that more than anything else.
>playing Doom online
>nobody knows what to do next because it's a relatively new PWAD
>that frustrating but also surprisingly comfy 15 minute period during which everyone runs around humping walls, going through the same doors over and over, pulling levers, and going AFK
It's pretty nice sometimes, OP.
The only relevant 90's fps I can think of that featured maze-like levels is Wolfenstein 3D. Other games like Doom, Quake, or Duke featured more "hub"-based level design that encouraged exploration.
What's the best controller for PC gaymen and why is it pic related?
>>389271176
It really is. Why? Well for me, I moved from 360 to PC gamin' so it felt very natural.
Are these the essential Metroid games?
>>389903916
No.
There's the Prime trilogy.
>>389903916
If you had to pick 3, I'd say so. Prime and Fusion are good too though.
So many bad ass arcade games we'll never get to play and they'll just die. What's up with that /v/?
>>389903872
Played that game game in the arcade 30mins from where I live
>>389904021
It's actually a really solid game. Shame it never got ported to the wii or wii u.
>>389904021
>>389904090
What does it play like?
ITT: Games that make you feel like a kid again.
I still play at least once a year
>>389272459
Same. My older brother and me used to play RPG's a lot. Now he's changed and I guess I have too.
>>389272142
This game had a lot more inexplicably dragons than I remembered.
>actually talking about the game
>gay ass mods delete the thread
Let's try this again.
Who do you think is getting revealed at TGS? and PSX?
Caulifla.
>>389904481
beerus yamcha ten
MY DESTINY IS MY OWN
>>389272106
ILLIDAN HI MEGA BURASSTTTAAAAAA
>>389272106
I sympathsize simply because from a moral standpoint I fully agree with what Illidan did, brainwashing is one of the worst things you can do to a man.
I AM MY SCARS