>there are people out there who unironically think Nidhogg II looks bad and that the first one ever looked good
What's it like to be literally retarded?
>>375674614
Post a gif of those ugly character models, you fuck.
>>375674614
Both are ugly, second is even worse
>>375675426
>can't articulate why
LITERALLY
R E T A R D E D
>>375675298
>calling intentionally grotesque characters ugly
that's the point, don't even bother responding unless you can use your big boy words to explain why you think they're ugly
I couldn't even bring myself to finish this game (played right up to the last few chapters, in the Police Office). My god I've never been more bored and annoyed by a game.
Yeah it's shitty , go play the first 2 since the developers knew what the hell they were doing.
>>375674449
The only two things I actually really disliked was the setting and the excessive cutscenes.
Gunplay was fun, but really, just do what >>375674757 said. Two of the best in the genre.
>>375674919
The guns felt nice and fun to shoot. Everything else ruined it. Like Max's sluggish movements, getting constantly knocked into stuff (Euphoria Animation!! Wow technology!!), and of course, the god damn cover system.
Aonuma did this.
BANE?
what anon?
>>375674453
Is it male?
ITT: """villains""" who did nothing wrong
Bowser he's only trying to get some pussy
STR or DEX?
DEX!!!!!!!!!!
STR>DEX
>>375674151
Venom is both tho, so hes gonna rekt spidernigga
Please don't date lady Ann anon, this beautiful lady needs someone like me to take care of her
How about I just date you instead?
>>375673916
I'll date Ann just to spite you.
>>375673916
i'd _____ that cat
>Joker, a treasure chest!
>...We can get more money...!
Genuinely the worst party member
>Single target damage that isn't even that much better than Ryuji's at all
>Shit tier buff
>Awful magic stat
>Worst phantom thief outfit
>>375675229
He's good for his attacks that buff after a baton pass, and his physical is better than ryujs until he gets charge.
>>375675229
He's good when you get him and for quite a few dungeons after that. His physical is really strong midgame. Then he drops off and falls way behind ryuji end game.
>you can only unlock the strongest weapon/ultimate ability after clearing all other content in the game
>>375673859
god forbid you have incentive to actually complete a fucking game you directionless degenerate fucking weeb
>>375673961
OP rn
>>375673961
Fuck you faggot
Will S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 ever re-emerge, /v/?
No and it may be for the best.
Yeah it's called Escape from Tarkov
>get to CNPP
>Monolith and Spetnaz duking it out
>emission is rearing its ugly head while the fighting goes on
XIV thread, how did everyone do on the benchmark?
Why do melee so frequently decide to throw themselves into the enemy's arms when you have a small lead and there's less than a minute left on the clock? It's like playing on defense has never once crossed these people's minds.
>>375474551
I dont have a comfy fc to stay at, I'm gunna spend the rest of my SB expansion in loneliness.
>>375475280
B A L M U N G?
https://twitter.com/giantbomb/status/859106469031153664
They finally got those new hires in. Which is going to be "that" one this time?
>>375673619
They seem fine to me. I just wish they'd put them in opposite offices; the SF podcast desperately needs a shakeup (a good kind, anyway) and I don't know if bringing back an old intern is going to accomplish that.
The lady seems batshit. I can't tell whether she's a genuine shitposter or a LOL SO QUIRKY xD gaymur girl.
ostensibly makes you think
Is there any reason to not use pic relate?
>>375673585
if you don't have an overclockable processor
>>375673585
I bought it since my stock intel one died like 2 months ago.
Works great.
Actually I been wonder
but are close loop coolers any good?
well, you did it /v/, you fooled me again
>mario kart wii is shit, the computers get so many chances to fuck you in the ass with blue and red shells and put you from 1st place to 7th, fuck this game
>Im so glad Mario kart 8 came out, they fixed the CPU problem entirely. Now I can win each race easily
>fire up MK8(WiiU)
>cant go 2 minutes without getting hit by lightning
>always hit by a blue shell at least once a race
>sometimes hit by lighting twice in 1 lap
>B-B-BUT JUST GET A MUSIC BOX, SCRUB
out of 4 grand prixes(16 races), I got the boombox exactly twice. Sure is great having 10 coins on me and the game decides I need 2 more
Here's a tip
Git gud fagolio
>>375673625
>>375673548
kfc yourself
you sound like a scrub, I don't have this problem in MK8 - I can consistently hold 1st, even in most online races. That said, it's apparently easier in MK8D due to the double item thing and literal auto-steering for babbies, so you may want to give that a try instead.
ITT: Subtle Vidya clothing
>>375673259
You're doing it wrong asshole
The joke is that you're SUPPOSED to post blatantly obvious vidya clothing to trigger newfags.
Newfag.
>>375673259
> Nintendo announced that starting today, players will be able to play The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wildin one of nine audio languages (Japanese, English, France French, Canada French, German, Spain Spanish, Latin America Spanish, Italian and Russian)
You can now play the game with the best voice acting (Mexican dub)
What's your excuse now?
>Mipha will never fart on your face
>>375672801
This is why i learned spanish
>>375673248