It looks like a fucking Fisher Price toy for crying out loud.
>Gaudy neon blue accents
>Cheap matte black plastic
Have you people forgotten about the Wii Mini, PS3 Super Slim, Xbox 360 E, PSP E-1000 or heck, the ORIGINAL 2DS? All of them were budget systems that looked cool (maybe not the Super Slim or 360 E), but they were built like utter shit and the matte finish wore and scratched really easily. This thing won't last you longer than an actual N3DS XL. Quit being a cheap ass and spend the extra $50 for a far superior experience.
>>375698668
>Nintenbros
>Having good taste
Pick one
I'm debating on buying a 2DS XL or replacing the battery on my old OG 3DS.
The 3DS works totally fine except for the battery that last like two hours but I kinda want to try Xenoblade and the other games that run better on the New are kinda tempting.
Help me /v/
>>375698732
I 2nd this
>you will never accidentally wander into duskwood for the first time and stumble upon the entire zone teaming up to kill a world boss ever again
>you'll never kite stitches to goldshire again
fuck you
it's fucking sunday morning you cunt I don't need to remember shit like this
>A cold Sunday morning, you've woken up early, opened the window to take in the crisp air. You log into your character and the music to pic related begins playing.
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2017-05-02-chet-faliszek-leaves-valve
With this, the curtain finally closes on the Half-Life
series
>>375698259
It was never coming out to begin with. Even if it were coming out, do you really want it? It would have microtransactions, hats, and crates.
Why the fuck doesn't Gaben just say, we wont make it. It's not gonna hurt their revene. Why keep everyone in the dark?
hahahah...
*breathes in*
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAA
neck yourself
>>375697843
Why the overprice?
>>375697843
There's not really anything funny about it.
It was one of the most painfully generic games. I planned to churn though it in the free week trial you can get for origin access but after two hours I put it down and never picked it back up. It sold just fine too so you can hardly laugh at them. It's just a sad situation.
Anyone getting this today? I'm kind of pissed there is no physical...
>>375697795
Wish I could but I'm saving cash for Stormblood. Will get it when I can though, hopefully Tadashi wrote a good story.
>>375698008
>>375697795
Yeah I already bought Stormblood and P5 so I'm set for now. But, I really hope it turns out well, plan on picking it up eventually. I hope Cozy gets a chance to shine. Excited to hear all the great vocaloid producers that contributed to the soundtrack too.
>>375698183
I just wish the game performance was better. Everything I've seen, even the trailers, has awful frame drops.
So I picked up a Switch friday and after a weekend of MK8 mine is already starting to bend. It's not this bad yet, but I'm really starting to wonder about this system. It seems all around better to wait for them to iron out problems like these
Even if I send it in, I expect to get a launch unit replacement. It's not like they'll have frames made of better alloy to replace these yet.
What did you expect? A quality piece of consumer electronics?
Too bad. You bought a Switch.
>>375697883
I expected isolated incidents, but this appears to be a design flaw. People who aren't getting this probably just aren't playing it long enough in docked mode at once for it to get hot enough to bend
The switch screams revision in a year
If you couldn't have seen that in the first month then you deserve to get fucked.
I seriously cannot fucking believe how shitty people's tastes in games are. I bought a used copy of BotW for WiiU last week, and after a solid 7 hours with the game I promptly returned it the next day. The game is honestly pretty shit.
> The art style is a mess. Low-quality cel-shaded character models against low-resolution semi-realistic textures and environments. Absolutely disgusting.
>Frame rate is abysmal.
>This game literally panders to homosexuals and women. Aonuma himself stated that this version of Link is intended to be androgynous. Gay characters, a fucking manbun and crossdressing, wow...
>Shrines are boring, repetitive and a terrible replacement for traditional Zelda dungeons.
>Weapon breaking mechanic is blatantly retarded and makes weapons a pointless reward/incentive.
>Where the fuck is the sound track? Don't tell me you "prefer it without music". If you want that shit, go play Skyrim. This is Zelda. Fucking travesty.
>Voice acting is unbelievably atrocious and entirely unnecessary.
>The menus... wow. Could it get any more simplistic? It literally looks like vanilla Skyrim. White lines, opacity, grid inventory. Jesus Christ.
>Climbing is a pointless mechanic.
>Stamina is a pointless mechanic.
>Traditional dungeons and tool items being removed effectively strips the game of any Zelda identity.
>Overall, combat and gameplay in general are lackluster and boring for a variety of reasons.
Is it the worst game ever? No, but it's a 6 or 7/10. This isn't even close to being a good Zelda game.
>>375499031
>>Shrines are boring, repetitive and a terrible replacement for traditional Zelda dungeons.
And they don't even have 120 of them. Why is there so much "combat trial" filler
>>375499121
The whole game feels like filler honestly. It's like they realized they couldn't cram enough real Zelda content into the game, so they just decided to make it a sandbox filled with pointless tasks that would give the illusion of content. Pathetic honestly.
>>375499031
So you just never played it.
Good work, I actually replied.
Graphics thread?
What game has the best graphics right now?
>>375697914
>low res textures and dithering
Nah.
Recommend me a fucking video game.
Play Furi or Binary Domain.
>>375697537
Tekken 7
Rocket League
What's the biggest handicap you've had to play with for a fair game?
>>375697478
Autism
>>375697478
I've stopped picking up elite classes in BF1 because I got tired of going 50-0.
>>375697478
My friends 3v1'ing me in smash bros when I unveiled my power level. They don't let me play with them much anymore.
ITT: Final bosses that are actually hard.
Sonic 2's final boss. remember that you'll have to do the whole thing without getting hit
>>375697407
He isn't hard at all, now go to reddit.
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK
FROM VICIOUS GIANT INSECTS WHO ONCE AGAIN HAVE COMEBACKS
Are we winning?
>EDF5 is literally just a reskinned EDF 4.1
What is Kat saying, /v/?
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
>>375697086
She wants Toyama and Sony to revive Forbidden Siren!
>>375697086
EIGHTO!
Are the phantom thieves just?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12877768
gtfo with this shit LOL
SAUCE PLZ
if ur so just show ur face
Japan makes good ga-
>>375696580
-ms
mes
>>375696580
That looks like a good game to me.