I wonder how hard the writer at Rockstar beat his stubby little dick while writing Trevor.
>A CRAZY SOCIOPATH LIKE THE JOKER THAT ALSO RANTS ABOUT MODERN SOCIETY LIKE AMERICAN TORTURE BUT DESPITE BEING SADISTICALLY VIOLENT HE'S SOMEHOW CONSIDERED RELATABLE TO RETARDS UNFFFFFFFFF UUUUUUUGH *CUM*
>BE STILL MY BEATING YET IMPOTENT ERECTION, AS I AM ABOUT DROP THE MOST EPIC F*CKING CHARACTER ON ALL OF GAMING
I wish I could have seen the GTA5 script before Breaking Bad ruined good writing.
>>375774019
>Kills a Jew
>/v/ hates him
Gee, I wonder who's behind these posts
>breaking bad ruined good writing
These are the people you get in pissing matches with, /v/.
Actual.Fucking.Children.
>>375774019
I want Trevor to fuck me
>american level
>get shot
reddit frog lol
>>375773772
>America Boss
>It's lunatic time!
>Bait level
>Get 100 (You)s
Overwatch uprising event has ended.
>what skins did you want?
>what skins did you get?
>>375773753
Oh, it's over? I was going to buy some skins before it ended. Oh well.
>>375773753
I don't buy boxes and I ended up only getting mcree''s legendary. Shit luck sucks
only wanted the genji skin and i bought it for 3000 Kaplan shekels
Hi guys, this is the Sun. Say something nice about her!
She's hot!
>>375773741
It only took one post
Is the only reason why you like this game is because of the girls?
Is it gonna suck?
yeah!
>>375773558
impossible, they would have to make some huge changes to turn a classic like that to shit
yeah unless they some how make it a better game
God doesn't exi-
st.
Thats it.
God is white btw
I'm about to go out for small drive to ease my mind. Was thinking of picking up Street Fighter V. Is it worth 20 bucks?
Or should I just get the latest DLC for Ni-Oh
>>375773164
>cop pulls you over
"where you going pal? you seem fishy, you better tell me a fucking destination or im sending your ass to prison"
Just pick up a hooker instead. It will be better.
>be american
>go out to buy vidya
>get shot
What would you if /v/ got deleted for good one day?
play video games
rejoice, for at last I am free
play video games
>No longer called Mother 4
RIP any interest I had
>>375772492
>caring about a shitty fangame
>>375772492
Good,
Otherwise, we may have another AM2R on our hands.
>>375772659
This. They were just asking to having all of their efforts turn into dust.
Rank these Zelda games
>>375772157
TP>WW>SS
WW>TP>SS
WW > SS > TP
Reminder that FF1 sucks - no matter the version - and that saying "it's a classic" doesn't mean shit. You are a shit person misleading people if you recommend this trash. I honestly think this game is poison for introducing virginal JRPG fans, cause if I wasn't a seasoned vet this whole genre would have been turned off to me.
>Play Final Fantasy on the NES
>"Oh, this sucks"
>Read about the remakes
>Play the FF1 remake on GBA
>"Oh this still sucks"
>People say to try the PSP remake
>Try it
>"Oh this is the exact same fucking trash as the GBA version."
/v/ has the worst taste imaginable if they think the PSP version is some marked improvement over the GBA/NES versions. Recommending a bad Final Fantasy game is retarded, especially when there are quality SNES JRPGs that one could be playing like Bahamut Lagoon or Glory of Heracles 3
But you know what's stupid about people that defend Final Fantasy 1? They're also the same kind of people that would shit on Final Fantasy Mystic Quest for its insultingly simplistic design and plot.
Oh, and why can't a Thief steal shit?
but that white mage pussy
>>375771978
Come back when you're 18 kid
>>375771978
that's a goat cover though
Randy is slowly but surely losing his sanity, how does this make you feel /v/? Do we bully harder?
He feels betrayed by the left leaning. If only he was a centrist, he'd know reason and reasonable people
>>375536187
What is this about now?
Why do people pretend The Witcher games are anymore a "real" RPG than the Dragon Age games?
In Dragon Age when it comes to dialogue, you're stuck with
>TELL ME ABOUT LORE SHIT THAT DOESN'T IMPACT THE DIALOGUE CHOICES
>Yes
>Sarcastic yes
>No
In Witcher when it comes to dialogue, you're stuck with
>TELL ME ABOUT LORE SHIT THAT DOESN'T IMPACT THE DIALOGUE CHOICES
>Yes
>Sarcastic yes
>No
>Witcher 3
>Find man who was run out of town for being a fag
>Can refuse help and not condemn his behavior
>DAI
>Find mercenary you have recruited is some weird woman pretending to be a man
>Forced to be cool with it
It's been a while.
>>375772541
You dont realize he is a degenerate until long later.
You can also refuse to accept the mercenary group and later get him and the group killed if you prefer
There's hueg misconceptions of this game
>People think it's trying to accurately capture classic FPS's of the 90's
>They're really just taking 90's culture and satirize it into their game with tongue-in-cheek references from that era all while keeping their own style
>It's not trying to cater to classic 90's shooter nostalgiafags, it's a twitch shooter with Roguelike elements with a 90's theme.
I'm sorry, if you're a classic diehard Quake/Doom fan this game is not for you. Go and play your shit Dusk game if you want that experience--oh, wait maybe they still have those old Quake games you can play (But you're probably not even playing it anyways)
I'm hyped for Strafe but stop kidding yourselves if it's trying to cater to you. Most people want procedural generation (and if done right) will add a lot of replay value to it.
Sorry, not for nostalgiafags. I preordered it and it's already going to become a hueg success once it's released in a few days from now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vPWnivuaZc6 FUCKING DAYS
>>375771886
looks fun. I like the movement.
>>375771998
I know right? I just got the Collector's Edition and waiting patiently.
>>375771886
I been hyped for this back when they changed the release date. Fuckers said it was supposed to be here a month ago or something.
But yea im excited
Move aside Persona 5
>>375771869
Who's your main, /v/?
Wow I really wanna kill the nu-male ginger beard hipster.
If it disgusts you so much then why do you keep making threads about it?