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Quiet plays Video game 2017-05-04 03:16:44 Post No.375927150
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I'm in love *-*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_2v-U5HW9Y
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>>375927150
holy shit she got fat
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>>375927150
Reminder Joost lied people died
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Kojima said
>Hey western whore would you like to have 15 min of fame
blowjob happened and she got the job.
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>combat isn't nearly good enough to carry the game for 30+ hours
>the open world is empty, bland and boring - only serves to pad out the runtime because you're often just running to the other end of the map
>quest design boils down to glorified fetch quests even if some of them have interesting dialogue
>enemy design is bland as fuck and hitting enemies doesn't have very good feedback at all
>characterisation and character building is barely present at all, making it extremely difficult to care about 9S and 2Bs "romance" or A2s role in general since shes just a wall for 9S to shout at
>Game recycles areas like a motherfucker even in its main quests
>the ENTIRE second playtrough is a waste of time and there is no reason the relevant information in it couldn't have been implemented into the first one
>the hacking minigame gets boring in the first 3 minutes of doing it and persists for 25+ hours
>the hacking minigame overrides heavy attacks completely to make the bland combat even MORE bland for those 25+ hours that you're controlling 9S
>the story tackles themes in philosophy and culminates in a point that you should find meaning and purpose in meaninglessness
>this makes the story itself pointless because there is no actual momentum, no reason to care about the characters with such bare character to begin with and the world being pretty much over already
>the story is also full of holes and inconsistencies that people gloss over all the time
So, why didn't YOU like the game /v/?
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>>375933202
But I did.
Are you a professional game-disliker?
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>>375933707
Where do you think you are?
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>>375933757
On the board where you don't need more than 4~ words to trigger people into replying to your thread about disliking things.
OP you shot yourself in the foot because none of the other contrarians bother to read that much text.
Just do it like the rest and go with
>game is only about ass
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Persona 5 Put Me Back In The Closet 2017-05-04 04:26:24 Post No.375932484
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Persona 5 Put Me Back In The Closet
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https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/05/persona-5-put-me-back-in-the-closet.html
>It’s for this reason that Persona 5, a game I otherwise adore, has flashes of painful memories associated with it. For all of the game’s underlying themes of breaking through the shackles of societal norms, Persona 5 feels like a game made for straight men actively pushing people like me, who deviate from the status quo, away.
>everyone in this game assumed I was straight, and those expectations infected conversations like a disease. I couldn’t get rid of them no matter how many times I picked dialogue options that said I wasn’t interested.
Thoughts? If you're partial to phallic objects being inserted into your anus and or mouth, were you offended by Persona 5's content?
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Persona 5 made me gay for Joker so it actually pulled me out of the closet
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>>375932484
>Game's series audience has always been straight virgins
>"WHY NO MUH HOMO RELATIONSHIP LIKE MUH SELF-INSERT WESTERN GAYMES???"
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Holy shit, for some reason the article title devastated my sides
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Comfy Dark Souls 1 & 2 thread 2017-05-04 03:15:37 Post No.375927063
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Comfy Dark Souls 1 & 2 thread
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>no PC CE fags allowed
Think they'd ever do a DS1 HD re-make with 60 FPS?
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>>375927063
>Think they'd ever do a DS1 HD re-make with 60 FPS?
They made it on PC already.
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>no PC CE fags allowed>no PC CE fags allowed>no PC CE fags allowed>no PC CE fags allowed>no PC CE fags allowed>no PC CE fags allowed>no PC CE fags allowed>no PC CE fags allowed
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>ds2
>comfy
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ITT: The worst plot twists in video games
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GAME?
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DR2
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>>375933538
Caw a dudy : GhostzZz
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I don't get it.
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You're actually crazy. Everything Martin did was because the traumatic events caused him to hallucinate things that allowed him to justify all his actions.
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Walker died at the beginning and he is going through his cycles of guilt.
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its a tongue-in-cheek criticism of america's interventionist behavior in war torn countries.
'the player' is an allegory for the US government who sees war as a game to be won for fun and profit and doesn't actually give a shit if they are causing more harm than good
every time the game insults the player its actually insulting the people who sent guys like Martin to war and who instilled Martin with his 'imma gung ho hero gonna save the day' perspective on war
at least that's what I got from it
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What's her name, /v/?
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Shattered Horizon
Worlds (this one: http://www.worlds.curious-planet.com/)
Iron Grip: The Oppression
SQRZX
Prototype II (http://indygamer.blogspot.no/2007/09/prototype-2.html)
Hydorah
0space
Anamaton
Super Mario War
XOps
Sauerbraten
Murder Miners
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>Hydorah
Incredible production values. Don't really care for the continue system.
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>>375932392
Valkyrie Profile: Covenant of the Plume was actually pretty dope and I never saw anyone talk about it.
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>Mario Kart 8 Delux is the fastest selling Mario Kart game ever released despite being just a port from the WiiU
>Zelda is the most popular launch game of all time
>Nintendo is literally having to fly nintendo Switches by plane to try to meet demand
What the fuck is happening? How did they go from the commercial flop of the WiiU to this? Is there any way they can be stopped?
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>>375931224
>Wanting them to be stopped
Why would you want them to be stopped?
Even if you don't like Nintendo, competition is good for the industry
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It's still going to become their worst selling handheld
There's high initial demand because fans are buying it sooner rather than later, since it's so rare for a Nintendo platform to actually launch with games people want
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>>375931224
I really can't understand why this thing is selling it's overpriced out of date hardware with 2 good games and one is a remaster. Oh well best of luck to them.
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>Came out a week ago
>Already dead
Press S to spit on Relic
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You didn't expect it to be good after DoW2 and CoH 2 did you? Both those games were trash.
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S
F for DoW
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>mfw all the people I know who bought it have massive buyers remorse, but they spent more than two hours looking for something good about the game and can't refund it
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Dragon Quest Heroes II month-long of free content updates announced 2017-05-04 03:56:43 Post No.375930347
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Dragon Quest Heroes II month-long of free content updates announced
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>May 4, 2017
Side Quest: Episode Maribel & Ruff
Side Quest: Episode Torneko
>May 11, 2017
Side Quest: Episode Carver & Terry
Side Quest: Episode Meena & Maya
Special Boss Map: Estark
Quest for the ultimate co-op spell: Kazzaple
>May 18, 2017
Side Quest: Episode Jessica & Angelo
Side Quest: Episode Alena & Kiryl
Additional Characters for Multiplayer mode #1: Luceus, Aurora, Bianca & Nera
>May 25, 2017
Additional Characters for Multiplayer mode #2: Dorik, Yangus, Isla & Psaro
Special Boss Map: Dragon Lord
>June 1, 2017
Monster Medal Battle: Play online multiplayer competitively against players from around the world.
>b-but Square jews!
>but it's musou trash!
>literally weeb shovelware!
>weabo trash lmao! XD
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how's the PC port? genuinely asking because early steam reviewers reported some issues with graphics
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Don't have any
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>mfw literally just beat the last boss last night
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Could you troll the Aldmeri Dominion by bringing up the Falmer?
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How so? The Falmer were never part of the Dominion and in the end, it was ultimately other elves that fucked them over. And Ygsramor might have had help from dragons when driving them out too.
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>>375927689
The Dominion is all about how elves are the best damn thing there is yet the Falmer have no redeeming qualities at all, they're just snarling freaks.
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>>375928405
Because they ate poisonous mushrooms, given by the dwemer.
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Was the Institute the bad guys?
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>the only hope for the irradiated shithole
>bad guys
nani???!?!
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>>375929875
>a couple vigilantes
>power hungry technophobes
>robot SJW's
>Super genius scientists who have a spotless underground laboratory with self sustained power, food and have invented the likes of teleportation and 1 to 1 human sentience
How did people let Bethesda get away with asspulling this faction?
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>>375930851
>practice slavery
>secretly assasinate members of other factions and replace them with their own
hmmm
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Bit of a controversial topic but what are your guys favourite Android games to play when you can't access your PC/console?
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Star Wars Base Command
Tentacle Wars
Chess
Tekken Galaga
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Wow. That dog is really mean.
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simpsons tapped out
People that never/rarely emulate are the most ignorant about vidya,discuss.
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>You HAVE to play old games or else you're ignorant!!
why would i subject myself to actual trash in order for /v/ to like me?
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>>375926746
god damn this CG set made my balls explode
This thread is only valid today.
ITT game music with 5/4 or otherwise irregular time signatures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsiYmzPqj1A
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Here's another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyhEdJYZgRA
First part is 4/4 though
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>>375929263
https://youtu.be/rvdEq6bDt9U
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>>375929263
https://youtu.be/y49b8aiQVBg