>go to my friend's house for a party
>bring my switch along just like the commercials
>get to his house, everyone is drinking and having a good time
>he is playing BotW on his TV with his switch
>I go over and pull his switch out of the dock, shove mine in
>grab his joycons and toss them to people
>everyone plays puyo puyo tetris with each other for hours
Holy shit this works just like in the commercials. I even picked up a girl from the party.
You want to know how I know you're lying?
>>376299406
Let's hear it anon.
>The screen is a shota
>the Joycons are generic konosuba milfs
Trash
Do you ever regret the amount of time you've spent playing video games?
How do I get rid of this feel?
>>376299236
If you feel like that, you were playing games for the wrong reason.
>>376299236
A little bit. But I was conscious enough during my more hardcore days to constantly remind myself "time having fun is not time wasted".
Life is full of missed opportunities and regret, but as long as you make the most of what you have, then you can sleep easy knowing your experience was true of heart.
>>376299236
dont think about it annon, just like i dont think about those 900 hours of kerbal space program.
yes i thought me things about thermodynamics, orbital mechanics, and more physics then i would like to admit, and yes that is usefull.
(and it was hella fun) but still man, i could have taken over the world in 900 hours. Q.Q
Is she the only one to get upset if you friendzone her?
That shit caught me off guard when she kicked me out of her home.
>>376299197
8-head definitely turned out to be better than I thought she was going to be; so sweet and charming. It's too bad she came so late and also the forehead.
>>376299197
>spoiled rich girl gets upset when she doesn't get exactly what she wants
>That shit caught me off guard
>>376299353
But she was so nice and sweet! Always happy to see me, now I just have to romance her in my NG+ because I feel bad now.
Why does he exist? He makes me want to stop playing this game.
>>376298940
One player plays slark, another is on the other team. The worse player will inevitably feed. That's how it works with the hero. He has a contained winrate but he either loses hard or wins hard.
Drop an aoe stun
>>376298940
Just fucking play CM. No, not because of her root but because of her two extremely powerful AS slows. If he SD's just use Q and Freezing Field.
How long does it take for a game to become old?
Depends, 4-6 years for a AAA, 2-7 for an Indie; boils down to the community and game itself.
>>376298829
Is old the same as retro? A good cutting line for retro is anything pre-PS2 minus the Dreamcast like how /vr/ operates, but old in my view is 4 years after release which was a pretty good benchmark seeing as that marked a halfway point for a console generation until recently.
>>376298829
5 to 10 years, depends on it's popularity.
ITT: God tier vidya weapons
>>376298720
Force gun is love, force gun is life
Did nintendo give up on fat gamers? Where's switch fit?
>>376298662
They realized nobody should waste time, money and effort with a landwhale.
It's built into the system, set it down on the floor and stand on it to start the program.
>>376298662
That will be the state of WiiFit trainer soon
I bet she wont even be in the next smash bros
What games have pleasant minigames implemented as game mechanics?
I'll start
>Lockpicking
Splinter Cell Chaos Theory
>Hacking
DX:HR / DX:MD
I enjoyed the lock picking in The Order 1886 and Mafia 2.
>lockpicking
oblivion you fuck
it was one of the only redeeming featuresthat's not actually my opinions it's one of my favorite games ever but I gotta be cool like /v/ right?
i actually liked the hacking inbioshock
Post 10/10 ships
I always wondered what the child of anArtificial Judgementand thegrand-daughter of the Echo Bazaarwould look like.
>>376298579
I was expecting an anime girl that's somehow supposed to be a ship.
>>376299524
Am I kawaii-uguu, onii-chan?
What WoW expansion is the best for a beginner to start playing on? Literally first time WoW player.
I'm very poor so recommend me some private servers please
If you want a challenge, play vanilla on Elysium.
If you just want to explore the world and have fun, play WotLK on Warmane.
If you want a perfect middleground, tough shit because there are no big BC servers.
>>376298871
Is WoW Cataclysm any good? I know of Atlantiss, which seems like a good server.
>>376299015
Cataclysm marks the beginning of the end, plus private server coding for everything before it is in a way better state.
Let's say you HYPOTHETICALLY came into a possession of a once popular game's source code, developed by a company known for suing anyone who breathes wrong in their direction.
What would be the safest way to publicly release it, with the lowest chances of it being traces back to you?
Asking for a friend.
Go to a internet cafe
Duh
>>376298292
>use tor
>upload to mega
Thats it.
>>376298292
Make a torrent with a client that protects your privacy, share the magnet link with some underground places (read: not here, not reddit, not facepunch) and upload from a place that isn't your house.
>Here's your controller, bro
>>376297887
WOW NICE THREAD VERY INTERESTING I WONDER WHAT STIMULATING DISCUSSION WILL COME OUT OF THIS AMAZING THREAD!
>>376297887
Since I have long fingers I don't think I could ever use those tiny things, maybe Japs have baby hands but I can just imagine the hand cramps waiting for me.
>you will never log in to old maplestory ever again
Just play Ellinia
RMZ is probably the best Maple has ever been
>>376297937
>nu-maple private server
Not even once.
>>376298626
>nu-maple
You've obviously never played it, because it's been completely rebalanced and is nothing like any other post-bb server.
And you call your bitch ass a fan of the game
>Season Pass is more expensive than base game (40$ vs 45$)
wow. what the fuck is Nintendo thinking
why are they taking EA route?
There WILL be people defending it IN THIS VERY THREAD
Brace yourself my man
Pirate it.
It's the last FE the 3DS will ever see so they gotta squeeze those bucks out
How do I get into it?
Don't
>>376297680
Go to shady sands right away and get the partner there. It helps a lot and you can get some quests there.
>>376297680
Double click the executable. Millennial retard.