So everyone made a big fuzz about this game when it got cracked some days ago. And why the hell not? Gave the game a whirl and fuck.
When I run, slide, dodge, jump, shoot, hack and slash all during a fantastic piece of music while a bullet hell is presented before me and all of it blends together, my heart starts to race (hard mode and underleveled enough to get one-shotted by the wave rings) and my eyes gets a little watery, is a harmony between fun and feeling something.
Went ahead and bought the damn game for 59 euros. It deserves it. Why the fuck have you been shitting on this game for the last month? It´s been everything I wanted and more.
So how did you all enjoy the game so far? Enough to buy it in the future?
niegr
>when nu/v/ plays a proper video game for the first time
A decent 7/10
>>376514815
epic ironic weeb dab! what a cancerous fanbase
PC
May 25th
https://twitter.com/SEGA/status/862313950284832768
The game is shit.
that obviously means its locked to 25 fps retard
no pre-order?
>final boss theme is a remix of other themes
>final boss theme is a remix of the main theme
The best video game trope
It's another JRPG trope thread
>>376514137
forgot the meem arrows my newfriend
Is this good menu design?
yes. minimalistfags have dominated games for too long
It was okay when Red Dead Redemption did the same thing, so yes.
Yes. Next?
Lets get an Ass Creed game going on bois
>>376512831
Fuck off, cunt.
>>376512883
bit rude and uncalled for imo
Only good AC games were II, Brotherhood andIII
This is an American martial arts master.
Say something nice about him!
>>376511995
If he manages to sit on you the battle is instantly over?
>>376511995
I thought this was a pic of a fat duke nukem.
well his choice of suspenders, almost looks like a choice not a necessity
>600 hp hero
>can 1 shot 3/4's of the cast with an ability (once every 8 seconds)
>can 1 shot 3/4's of the cast with his secondary (no cool down)
>can heal himself for 300 hp in 0.5 seconds every 8 seconds
the only thing that's not broken about this fatfuck is his ult.
why is blizzard so shit at balance?
>ANOTHER thread bitching about Overwatch
Uninstall, free yourself then I don't have to read eight bitch posts at a time.
JUNKRAT
>shit since day 1
>still shit
>there's always a better choice than junkrat in all situations
>ult can be easily destroyed
>still not buffed to where he should be
>>376512393
>EVEN MORE BITCHING
Why do you even bother to play the game?
>You will never be a gamer in a first world country
argentina is not white
>>376511806
Why is the flip chinese and korean?
tfw i play fighting games all night in my half million dollar house in a comfy american suburb
>"SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS"
>MONEY BELONGS TO TODD
>tfw no bro-tier orcs who will come to your country and kick all the other foriegners out for you
>>376510172
>marry that huntress bitch from the companions
>she KNOWS I'm a warewolf, I drank her blood to get in after all
>marry her
>transform in our home, she turns hostile and attacks me
>hmm
>stand right in front of her and transform, still turns hostile
is bethesda the laziest dev in history?
Why is Zelda somehow immune from the "weebshit" label?
>>376510075
Because its not TOO anime (read: moe) and works more like western games
Does Dobson actually not realize Nintendo is Japanese?
>>376510128
>Because its not TOO anime (read: moe)
BoTW has tons of moe though.
Ask someone working on the new assassins creed anything.
Also, guess what race we made the Egyptians.
reptilians?
>>376509112
Could you please make end of this shitty serie?
>>376509145
Nope
01./01. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - 90.652 / 375.475 (-68%)
02./02. [3DS] Dragon Ball Heroes: Ultimate Mission X - 31.271 / 128.365 (-68%)
03./03. [3DS] Monster Hunter Double Cross - 30.338 / 1.451.544 (+9%)
04./04. [NSW] The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - 21.926 / 442.867 (-13%)
05./05. [3DS] Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia - 14.765 / 169.154 (-35%)
06./11. [3DS] Mario Sports Superstars - 10.975 / 86.477 (+66%)
07./06. [3DS] Pro Baseball Famista Climax - 10.632 / 69.723 (-3%)
08./07. [NSW] 1-2-Switch - 9.488 / 205.446 (-3%)
09./17. [3DS] Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS - 8.134 / 1.035.534 (+96%)
10./12. [PS4] NieR: Automata - 7.245 / 320.497 (+17%)
>| NSW | 47.911 | 76.679 |
>| PS4 # | 27.954 | 25.303 |
>| 3DS # | 26.981 | 23.063 |
>| PSV # | 7.158 | 5.994 |
>| XB1 # | 677 | 101 |
>| PS3 | 407 | 453 |
>| WIU | 397 | 543 |
9/10 titles are on Nintendo platforms. also, comparatively amazing week for xbone.
NO
I URGE YOU TO DELETE THIS
WHY DOES NINTENDO ALWAYS WIN?
>>376508282
LMAOing@xbone numbers
Sonic Series
First game: Good
Second game: Great
Third game: Shit
Modern Warfare Series
MW1: Good
MW2: Great
MW3: Shit
Smash Bros. Series
N64: Good
Meelee: Great
Brawl: Shit
Half Life Series
HL1: Good
HL2: Great
HL3: ........?
Why does /v/ want to destroy Half-Life?
Mass Effect as well.
Also Zero Escape.
all modern warfare games are shit
the campaign is literally designed to force you to run forward into infinitely spawning enemies
>see that mountain, you can climb it!
Why did this become a meme when it was literally a true statement?
I'm assuming most people thought you could actually climb up a mountain face as apposed to finding a pathway up from all the way around.
>>376507614
1. Don't blame Todd for your own unfounded expectations
2. You can literally climb a mountainface if you have a mountain horse, just like, you know, real life
>>376507032
>see that mountain, you can climb it
Wasn't that Bungie?
Why Sorlag is so popular among PC gamers? Is it because he is a lizard?
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>>376506624
>he
>>376506624
>he