>i'm afraid it's nine years old
>>376637657
There is not enough porn of shota Mantis.
More like
>holy shit death stranding is silent hills
>holy shit the real mgs5 hasn't been released yet
>holy shit you were never fired from konami
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When did you finally realize Deborah was the only one that made sense to marry?
>>376636620
Pretty sure she is the one who is least likely to cheat.
Hell, she's the only one who actually wanted to marry the hero
Why do artist give Bianca big, cow titties when Deborah canonically has the biggest melons?
>>376636520
So we all agree that DQV and VIII are the best games right?
Also what I like about Deborah is that it actually feels like there's some development in the relationship. Bianca is pretty much always smitten with you and Nera is just going with it.
>>376637443
Bianca is more popular. Japan loves blue-eyed blondes.
Hey kids, what's up with that Kamoshida guy? I think he did nothing wrong t.b.h.
>>376636294
Look at you.
Seriously, if you're the kind of teacher kids today have to deal with, no wonder we've got so many obnoxious little shits running around.
There's nothing to respect about you. You weren't even cunning about how you abused people. No style. No class. Just rape and beat, rape and beat.
And all it took was a bunch of teenage brats to bring you down- and I can sympathize with that, except you were a warm-up. The first step for them. Me? I was the final boss of the motherfuckin' internet.
You didn't even have the guts to kill yourself. A girl yells at you that you don't deserve an easy way out, and you allow yourself to use that excuse? Give me a fucking break.
But you keep telling yourself whatever you want, man.
The world is shit, and you? You're just another turd.
>>376636294
Seriously?
You know, I remember a time where we villains didn't RAPE people. Oh, sure, we kidnapped princesses, or made fortresses filled with lava, but we had some STANDARDS.
I mean, I've been dropped in lava for less than what you two pukes did. Lava! Let me tell you, a bath in molten rock isn't fun. Might do wonders for you two, though.
You, Kamoshida, make me sick, and you, Adachi, are just a murderer spouting 8th grade nihilism. You're probably one of those people who has listened to "In The End" 30 thousand times.
...you know, I thought I had fallen far when I agreed to go-karting, but Jesus. Look at you two, man.
Okay, okay stop, stop, STOP! The self-righteous
idiocy is too much for me!
I see three people who call themselves 'villians', and not one single successful genocide between them. So, you know what? Uncle Kefky's gonna do you all a big favor and explain EXACTLY how much you each suck.
Kamoshida. Rapist. Abusive teacher. Got his metaphysical ass kicked by teens in thief fetish gear who were using FAKE GUNS and emotional problems to fight. Holy Jesus, I could stop there. But I won't. But I could.
You rape and beat kids. That's it. That's your entire schtick. You're a sorry excuse for an npc, a shitty wretch of a teacher, and utterly pathetic as a villain! You're a punching bag, made so the audience can cheer when you're brought down! There's nothing sympathetic about you, there's nothing tragic about you, there's nothing *funny* about you! You know what offends me the most about you? You're. BORING. Boring doring ba-boring me mi- ma moring 'oh-someone-Flare-me-in-the-brain-already' BORING.
(CONT.)
EA was not happy with the latest Mass Effect game. So they are shit canning a bunch of employees at Bioware Montreal. Most of the SJW employees are being shit canned. This is good news /v/
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/mass-effect-reportedly-on-hiatus-changes-made-at-b/1100-6449945/
Thank god. Hopefully every game AAA company does the same
>>376635823
>Game studio becomes almost exclusively made of women and numales
>Makes games shitty enough they get canned
Really makes you think.
>>376635823
>hire SJWs for the sake of diversity
>instead of competent developers and writters
>???
>Get utterly BUTTBLASTED
Based EA
https://tcrf.net/Jurassic_Park:_Trespasser
Why are western developers notorious for funneling money?
Pic related
Other good examples:
>Ultima 9
>Duke Nukem Forever
>Aliens Colonial Marines
>Daikatana
Western devs love to switch game engines, then claim it's because "the game will look outdated when it comes out!". When in actuality, they just want to keep working and getting paid
To western devs, it's just a job - so why not try and bleed every drop from the stone?
To Japanese devs, making video games is what they love to do.
Fuck you I loved Trespasser.
>Duke Nukem Forever
>Aliens Colonial Marines
To be fair, both of those are from the same shitbag company. It's less of an epidemic of western developers and more of a few shady assholes who keep pulling this shit.
Makoto has a smile I want to protect.
I don't see the appeal of this girl at all. She's a boring mary sue.
What action movie would you take her to on a date?
Or put on the tv while you both cuddle on the couch?
>>376635771
(you)
SHE IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS
http://shoryuken.com/2017/05/11/is-chizuru-possibly-the-first-of-a-second-wave-of-dlc-characters-for-the-king-of-fighters-xiv/
Are you hyped for PC version AND Chizuru?
>>376635636
Yay! One less person waiting in the kof dlc limbo, and it's based Chi
>>376635636
Where's my boy Shingo at.
>>376635636
POST THE TOP 4 CHARACTERS YOU'D LIKE TO SEE APPEAR IN THE 2ND WAVE OF DLC CHARACTERS!
Thread game: rank the main Persona from your most to least favorite, and then make a taste/personality judgment about the poster above you. I'll start.
Persona 3FES> Persona 4 Golden > Persona 2 duology > Persona 5 > Persona 1
>Persona 4 > Persona 5
What's your terrible excuse for this one, sport?
At least with 4 > 2 you can say it's the gameplay.
>>376635778
I dunno, I like P4's story and cast more than P5's. I feel like they have more genuine problems and interesting developments than P5's. Think I like the message more too.
In comparison to P2, yeah it's more of a gameplay thing more than anything.also it'd be nice if P2 had dub dialogue in more than just battles, but I'm weird like that
>>376635778
What were your favorite Personas, anon?
Is battlegrounds the objective GOTY?
>video games are so desperate to appear as a mature industry that they are aping and stealing from actual industries like the box office and sports casting
Pathetic
>Financial success as a measure of quality.
McDonalds must be one of the greatest restaurants in the world then.
>>376636083
If it wasn't then it wouldn't be successful :^)
How censored is this game. It comes out next week and nobody is talking about it
who cares it's shit
it completely cratered in Japan.
They apparently took out all the actiony gameplay and stripping mechanics and turned it into a boring, bog-standard basic jRPG which failed to appeal to a wider audience and spurned the audience it did have. A classic blunders of publisher meddling with a series and ending up blowing it the fuck out.
>>376636164
>A classic blunders of publisher meddling with a series and ending up blowing it the fuck out.
How the fuck do you figure this? Who even is the developer? I see lots of finger pointing against xseed but nothing to back it up
>play american game
>final boss is russian
>play japanese game
>final boss is god
>play european game
>there is no final boss
>play american game
>boss is a QTE
>>376634996
>play american game
>pandering shit open world games
>play japanese game
>wacky action game or dull as fuck vn
>play european game
>there are nearly no discussions on them and half the time they're shit
>>376634996
>play canadian game
>I'm supposed to lose the boss fight
20 years from now, is Minecraft going to be seen as one of the most influential games of all time?
>>376634920
Actually, I doubt it. Minecraft is it's own genre, unlike WoW which was hugely influental in a very broard genre, Minecraft will just be known as a unique timeless classic.
>>376635529
I don't think you quite understand how big Minecraft is. It's the second best selling game of all time after fucking Tetris. There's books, a movie in the works, toys, lego, clothes, etc, etc.
It's all kids these days play. Even the ones that don't play games. Thousands of streamers and YouTube channels, fan sites, forums, it's endless. It's an unstoppable force and it'll damn sure be remembered for a long time to come.
I wouldn't even care, but it's stopping kids from playing more (for lack of a better word) "focused" or "skill driven" games. I put my 12 year old nephew in front of other games over Easter and he couldn't play a single one of them for shit.
>is Minecraft going to be seen as one of the most influential games of all time?
That has already happened.
Sadly.
the raping of the corpse continues
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2017/05/11/new-thief-game-and-movie-adaptation-in-the-works.aspx?utm_content=buffer8e8be&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
>deus ex "on hiatus" after last game was rushed and didn't meet expectations
>they expect this to go differently
>>376634643
i have no faith in eidos.. so eh..
>>376634643
Fucking Jesus Christ Square-Enix. As if I couldn't hate you enough today.
cannot go wrong with the cannot-read-properly-face-expression budgie
If they really care about Bayonetta they would make ports of 1 and 2 on a Switch but no they want it to die with Pii-U. Nintendo shit on another franchise.
It's coming. The Steam port was just released to gather metrics on the people that still care.
>>376634071
Why wasn't Bayo 2 released in platforms besides Wii U?
>>376635106
nintendo